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Nirvana7
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wal-mart worlds on weed
#5331383 - 02/23/06 11:53 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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ok, first off i wanna say that the weed i smoked is called zombie because it makes you feel like a zombie or like your in a zombie movie and the fact that i had knee surgery recently so i have to limp dosnt help, haha.
so me and my friend anthony have a big bag of zombie and because he dosnt like to carry around the whole thing we had a little baggy filled with less than a gram that we started with. we smoked it and in no time i was in happy land. we drove to H.E.B. and got some munchies (stole some ice cream and bought some cream soda) when we left H.E.B. our friend daniel was waiting by our car because we had called him earlier and told him to meet us there.
then from there we headed to a local cyber cafe and i proceeded to smoke a little more. we didnt even get out of the car at the cafe because non of us had any time on the computers so we went to our smoking spot and smoked a little more, then it was off to wal-mart.
now before i go on with the trip report i just wanna explain wal-mart and how it is when im high. one time my friend and i were in wal-mart when high (we go there litterally every night and like 99.9% of the time were high) and he told me that when you walk past the dairy section it made him feel like he was in disney world and from that day on we've added several other "worlds" to the list. theres grape world(the grape section, good for free snacks), seaworld(the fish market), korea(the deli), italy(the deli before it changed to korea), france(little section of bread), and a farm(the meat section). so we walked around wal-mart for a while and left with some candy we had pocketed.
from that point on the rest of the night gets foggy so ill do my best to fill you in on what happened. from wal-mart we went back to anthonys house and got the whole bag of zombie then we continued to drive around. we drove around aimlessly for a while and kept smoking a little bit. we eventually came to a really cool park.
the park had several big rocks and some play equipment. the whole time in the park the light kept going on and off and for some reason i thought i was controlling it by standing on the right rocks and stuff. i was really enjoying myself so i wanted to smoke somemore and come back to the park. we left and drove around aimlessly again for a while. during this time i smoked a little more.
we eventually ended up at anthonys girlfriends house(so much for the park) and i had to help him onto the roof then i proceded to the car where i took like 2 more puffs on the pipe and just sat there in my own world. when i "passed out" after smoking and daniel thought it was safe he started to masterbate and was rocking the car a bit, it was weird and i was trying to ignore it, finally after like 5 mins of this he stoped, but then he started to talk about transvestites and how he wouldnt mind having sex with one and i just agreed with him without even thinking about it just to shut him up.
after a period of time that i dont know how long it was (i was timewarping hardcore by this point)eventually i got out of the car and walked to where anthony was and asked him to drive me home because i snuck out and it was like 4:30 am and i didnt want to get caught(my mom wakes up eairly)anthony just threw the keys at me and told me to ask daniel(no drivers licence) to drive me home, of course daniel said no so i had to go back to anthony and ask him again to drive me home, this time he got off the roof and took me home. once at the house i just played gamecube and watched harvey birdman till like 8:00. so overall the trip was great, i never had a bad moment(not counting the car thing with daniel....eww)
-------------------- ________zombie_________ ??????? ?? ?????????? Nirvana7=the enlightenment AND the band
Edited by Nirvana7 (02/24/06 09:21 PM)
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mushiemountain
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Re: wal-mart worlds on weed [Re: Nirvana7]
#5332900 - 02/23/06 08:09 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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hurts my eyes to read this.
fucking zombie weed. haha.
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mushiemountain
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i just read it all, and now i wish i hadn't.
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inv3rse
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lol, good story.
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Re: wal-mart worlds on weed [Re: inv3rse]
#5333878 - 02/24/06 01:20 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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man i wish i could get that whacked off weed again. i miss the old days
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Nirvana7
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Re: wal-mart worlds on weed [Re: indica]
#5336067 - 02/24/06 08:58 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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you dont have to be too high for this kinda shit to happen, but it helps. haha. yup, my life right now is basically, sleep, eat, get really stoned, repeat. i just got out of school and im kinda taking a break. the only bad thing about going to wal-mart stoned is that my friend always wants to steal shit and i dont like to steal while im high. oh, and im sorry if this post hurts your eyes. i dont know why it would though....
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Re: wal-mart worlds on weed [Re: Nirvana7]
#5336121 - 02/24/06 09:13 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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its a huge block of type man, use the enter button to break it up some.
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Nirvana7
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Re: wal-mart worlds on weed [Re: blaze2]
#5336135 - 02/24/06 09:19 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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ah, sorry about that, will do.
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leery11
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Re: wal-mart worlds on weed [Re: Nirvana7]
#5336474 - 02/24/06 11:14 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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if you have weed on you don't break any other laws, it should go without saying.
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Re: wal-mart worlds on weed [Re: Nirvana7]
#5336735 - 02/25/06 12:53 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
when i "passed out" after smoking and daniel thought it was safe he started to masterbate and was rocking the car a bit, it was weird and i was trying to ignore it, finally after like 5 mins of this he stoped, but then he started to talk about transvestites and how he wouldnt mind having sex with one and i just agreed with him without even thinking about it just to shut him up.
WTF? 15 or so? Sorry, I just had to, you guys sounds so young, taking any chance you can to whack it.
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Nirvana7
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Re: wal-mart worlds on weed [Re: mecreateme]
#5337504 - 02/25/06 09:59 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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nope, hes 22 but immuture. as for not breaking any laws wilst in possession of weed....i dont normaly. its a good rule to follow and i always try to steer clear of stealing or doing other illegal things.
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mushiemountain
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Re: wal-mart worlds on weed [Re: Nirvana7]
#5337914 - 02/25/06 12:47 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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i don't believe any 22 year old man would just whip out his dick like that and go at it.
15 year oldz rulz!
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Nirvana7
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dude i swear, hes 22. but the thing is that i left the car and he probably didnt anticipate me coming back so soon. the good thing is that hes shipping out for the army soon so im good.
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mecreateme
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Re: wal-mart worlds on weed [Re: Nirvana7]
#5338569 - 02/25/06 05:29 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I don't know, man.
Wal-mart, Weed, Whacking off. Throw in Tussin and Duster and you have yourself an afternoon delight.
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Re: wal-mart worlds on weed [Re: mecreateme]
#5338688 - 02/25/06 06:10 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I've always had a desire to take mescaline and go to IKEA. It's so massive and crazy inside there that I'd fit right in.
Of course I'm never going to do it because it's a retarted idea, but it still seem like it would be an interesting experience.
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Nirvana7
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Re: wal-mart worlds on weed [Re: pantsboy]
#5339180 - 02/25/06 08:37 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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i suggest going to a place like wal-mart whilst high pantsboy, its really fun. one thing to think about is wether or not you care if a few people stare at you because your acting a little funny, but if you go at like 1-4 in the morning no one will bother you.
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Re: wal-mart worlds on weed [Re: Nirvana7]
#5344389 - 02/27/06 07:48 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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It's true, everytime that me and a roommate have to get groceries at the "Super"Wal-Mart it's standard to smoke a couple bong packs. It makes standing in line for 45 min a little more entertaining, along with all the little mexicanos running around. haha As for that dude jerkin' it while you were within a general radius, that's fucked up. Anyone around me would be bitch slapped for that shit.
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Re: wal-mart worlds on weed [Re: Woland]
#5349905 - 02/28/06 03:13 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Seems to me like a huge buzzkill to go to Wal-mart when ur high. you made it sound like you were tripping acid."Other worlds."-what the hell?
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chuck_lanuck
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so you and your 22 year old friends just chill around and smoke weed and go to walmart all day? seriously, wtf?!
and that dude jacking off....thats just weird, man...
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mushiemountain
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Re: wal-mart worlds on weed [Re: chuck_lanuck]
#5351542 - 02/28/06 10:36 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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haha. i hope i am not 22 still getting high and walking around wal-mart playing like a 10 year old.
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