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mikeownow
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How to grow shrooms on a bible?
#5329590 - 02/22/06 09:18 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I wanna grow shrooms on a bible quite badly, for decoration purposes lol. Can you dry the bible out with the shrooms and myc? Oh wait first, How do you keep it steryle how do you do it... I don't understand what so ever, is there a bible tek?
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mrTtheH
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Re: How to grow shrooms on a bible? [Re: mikeownow]
#5329603 - 02/22/06 09:20 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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no shame on you
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Jaeger
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Re: How to grow shrooms on a bible? [Re: mrTtheH]
#5329609 - 02/22/06 09:22 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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lol, I am guessing it was inclosed in a mycobag, autoclaved, injected with liberal ammts of lc Maybe get it to field capacity first LMAO.
RR is the man, lets wait for him to respond.
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reignman
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Re: How to grow shrooms on a bible? [Re: mrTtheH]
#5329610 - 02/22/06 09:22 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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another user has done this already...rodger rabbit i belive
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mikeownow
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Re: How to grow shrooms on a bible? [Re: Jaeger]
#5329619 - 02/22/06 09:23 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Jaeger said: lol, I am guessing it was inclosed in a mycobag, autoclaved, injected with liberal ammts of lc Maybe get it to field capacity first LMAO.
RR is the man, lets wait for him to respond.
Time to look for the LC tek =D
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mrTtheH
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Re: How to grow shrooms on a bible? [Re: Jaeger]
#5329631 - 02/22/06 09:28 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Jaeger said: lol, I am guessing it was inclosed in a mycobag, autoclaved, injected with liberal ammts of lc Maybe get it to field capacity first LMAO.
RR is the man, lets wait for him to respond.
i was thinking he was wanting a open bible sitting on a table with a stack of shrooms growing out of it... for asthetic value enclosed in bags and rotteded to peices isnt my idea of beauty
-------------------- It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. Aristotle (384 BC - 322 BC)
"Human beings, the potentially highest form of life expression on this planet have built the vast pharmaceutical industry for the central purpose of poisoning the lowest form of life on the planet--germs!"--Dr. Richard Murray
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Rahz
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Re: How to grow shrooms on a bible? [Re: Jaeger]
#5329640 - 02/22/06 09:29 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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>>>>RR is the man, lets wait for him to respond.
He already did here 
Rahz
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Jaeger
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Re: How to grow shrooms on a bible? [Re: mrTtheH]
#5329641 - 02/22/06 09:30 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Well, after it is colonized, you can take it out of the bag and then fruit it.
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Snaggletooth
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Re: How to grow shrooms on a bible? [Re: Jaeger]
#5330019 - 02/22/06 11:02 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Edited by Snaggletooth (02/22/06 11:10 PM)
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Srirachi
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Re: How to grow shrooms on a bible? [Re: mikeownow]
#5330134 - 02/22/06 11:35 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Wow, that makes me really uncomfortable.
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mikeownow
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Re: How to grow shrooms on a bible? [Re: Srirachi]
#5330142 - 02/22/06 11:37 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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screenprinter said: Wow, that makes me really uncomfortable.
So does ur signature.
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Re: How to grow shrooms on a bible? [Re: mikeownow]
#5330517 - 02/23/06 02:45 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Actually I wouldnt want to eat shrooms from a bible. I am a devout pagan and one of the most terrifying exsperiences I have ever had in my life included a large dose of LSD (around 1,000ppm. To make a long story short it was a really bad accident.) and a very strong extremely vivid hallucination about the Christian god and the judgement of revelations.
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AkashaPrinciple
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Re: How to grow shrooms on a bible? [Re: Dweomer]
#5330526 - 02/23/06 02:51 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Dweomer said: Actually I wouldnt want to eat shrooms from a bible. I am a devout pagan and one of the most terrifying exsperiences I have ever had in my life included a large dose of LSD (around 1,000ppm. To make a long story short it was a really bad accident.) and a very strong extremely vivid hallucination about the Christian god and the judgement of revelations.
To each his own, but to me a bible is paper and ink, nothing more. The information is special, but not the exact book, its churned out on mass from a commercial factory, just like any other book.
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Dweomer
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I realise all of that and I wasnt indicating that I had some fear of blashpeming or even defiling a "sacred" text. Just that I some how associated that particular post with an exsperience and exspounding upon that idea.
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AkashaPrinciple
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Re: How to grow shrooms on a bible? [Re: Dweomer]
#5330614 - 02/23/06 05:00 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Dweomer said: I realise all of that and I wasnt indicating that I had some fear of blashpeming or even defiling a "sacred" text. Just that I some how associated that particular post with an exsperience and exspounding upon that idea.
oh ok my bad, got the wrong impression from ur post.
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Wronguy
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If we're going to be engaging in a religious debate I will move this topic out of the cultivation forum. Let's try and stay on topic people. Thank you.
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Psychoslut
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Re: How to grow shrooms on a bible? [Re: mikeownow]
#5330727 - 02/23/06 07:06 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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You need to saturate it with water and sterilize it in a bag, in a autoclave. Then in a glove box put colonized grain spawn between allot of the pages.
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Re: How to grow shrooms on a bible? [Re: mikeownow]
#5330854 - 02/23/06 08:32 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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mikeownow said: Time to look for the LC tek =D
Check the link in my sig for an easy LC tek. So many people still think this a hard thing to do and out of their reach - IMO its WAY easier than any other step in the cultivation process.
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rDr4g0n
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Re: How to grow shrooms on a bible? [Re: _OttO_]
#5330866 - 02/23/06 08:38 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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its also important for you to highlight some of teh important passages of the book so that the mushrooms feel safe.
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Re: How to grow shrooms on a bible? [Re: _OttO_]
#5330873 - 02/23/06 08:40 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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RR stuffed his bible with colonized substrate, thats probably the only way to ensure that you willl be successfull... in going to hell.
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Re: How to grow shrooms on a bible? [Re: Omnicracker]
#5330883 - 02/23/06 08:46 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Yea rr carved out the middle of the bibble like you see on the old jail escape movies and instead of a shape of a file you just do a square or circle or what ever shape you like and soak the bible, drain till its the right moisture, pressure cook for as long as you want (hour-ish) in an autoclave bag, go to a glove box and lift up the top cover that doesnt have the hole put some fully colonised grain into the hole ... from what i remember reading how he done it before thats the way it goes.
Watch out for jesus apearing at the peak of the trip haha he can do some amazing tricks like blow smoke through his hand :P
Imagine this was about the koran (muslin bible that i cant spell) there would be war they make a few funyn cartoons and they all turn to terrorists haha Someone should do a koran grow ;P
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Re: How to grow shrooms on a bible? [Re: TheLegend]
#5331123 - 02/23/06 10:26 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Since the christian bible has been done i say you hit up another religion, maybe get some baptist or mormon texts. Hell, i've got an idea, print out the patriot act, the RAVE act, bind them together, and grow some mushies off of them
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Jaicen
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Re: How to grow shrooms on a bible? [Re: coda]
#5331132 - 02/23/06 10:32 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Here's an idea; do the same thing to a copy of the Koran
*MOD EDIT- NO racism will EVER be tolerated on these boards, ESPECIALLY in this forum. This is the MUSHROOM CULTIVATION forum, not your personal soapbox.*
How's that for religious tolerance..
EDIT: How's that for tolerance indeed. It is apparent that social commentary has no place on this board, all references to culture and current events must be removed immediately.
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cappa
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Re: How to grow shrooms on a bible? [Re: Jaicen]
#5331932 - 02/23/06 02:33 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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hmm.. You have a good point Jaicen. However.. I think it would be hard to fully escape some social commentary since the nature of the question combines both our hobby and social elements. While we're at it should we delete all the jokes as well? Or just the ones that might offend someone?
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Re: How to grow shrooms on a bible? [Re: cappa]
#5332539 - 02/23/06 06:23 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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im offended. there is nothing funny about mushrooms. take life more seriously. i watch CSPAN whenever i trip.
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Re: How to grow shrooms on a bible? [Re: Omnicracker]
#5333045 - 02/23/06 08:53 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I like the patriot act idea. I wonder where to get a copy? RR
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Re: How to grow shrooms on a bible? [Re: RogerRabbit]
#5333060 - 02/23/06 08:58 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Pluto
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