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Way funnier than jackass... *DELETED*
#5328409 - 02/22/06 03:36 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Re: Way funnier than jackass... [Re: Scott Bennett]
#5328423 - 02/22/06 03:40 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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LMAO!
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Re: Way funnier than jackass... [Re: Scott Bennett]
#5328427 - 02/22/06 03:41 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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WOW. That was amazing.
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Re: Way funnier than jackass... *DELETED* [Re: Darkcloud]
#5328428 - 02/22/06 03:41 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Re: Way funnier than jackass... [Re: Scott Bennett]
#5328440 - 02/22/06 03:46 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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OMG he couldnt even take the sparks on his ass without screaming imagine how much that burned when the rocket went off!!!
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Re: Way funnier than jackass... [Re: Scott Bennett]
#5328443 - 02/22/06 03:47 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I guess he didn't read the instructions: "Do not hold in asshole. Caution - Emits shower of sparks!"
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Re: Way funnier than jackass... [Re: vinsue]
#5328447 - 02/22/06 03:48 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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that was funny thanks for posting defiantly better then jack ass
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Re: Way funnier than jackass... [Re: Scott Bennett]
#5328456 - 02/22/06 03:51 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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quality
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Re: Way funnier than jackass... *DELETED* [Re: Scott Bennett]
#5328523 - 02/22/06 04:19 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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IAmTheWalrus212 said: WOW. That was amazing.
Indeed
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Re: Way funnier than jackass... *DELETED* [Re: Scott Bennett]
#5328550 - 02/22/06 04:26 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Re: Way funnier than jackass... [Re: Scott Bennett]
#5328558 - 02/22/06 04:29 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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ouch
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Re: Way funnier than jackass... [Re: Scott Bennett]
#5328765 - 02/22/06 05:41 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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ThaiLipaYai said: The only thing that could top this would be his parents walking out of the house.
http://youtube.com/w/butt-rocket?v=rhezWRqBL4I&search=butt%20rocket
Apologies if this has already been posted.
LMFAO.....!!!!! I laughed so hard at this, I was crying and got a stuffed up nose....!
And the award for the strongest "pucker factor" grip goes too...... 
I retrieved this file from my temp cache, but it don't have a file extension, any ideas....? This is a classic that has to be collected....!
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Re: Way funnier than jackass... [Re: PhanTomCat]
#5328807 - 02/22/06 05:52 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I tried renaming the file extension to: .MPG .MPEG .MPE .MPA .WM .WMV .WMD .ASF .AVI
And none would let the file play in a player....
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Re: Way funnier than jackass... [Re: Scott Bennett]
#5328808 - 02/22/06 05:52 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Wow, teenage boys are fucking retarded.
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Re: Way funnier than jackass... [Re: Phluck]
#5328861 - 02/22/06 06:05 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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fuck, the drug one and the ass rocket... fuck man... lol!
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Re: Way funnier than jackass... [Re: eligal]
#5331267 - 02/23/06 11:14 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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didn't someone tell him to let go and not be a clencher?
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Re: Way funnier than jackass... [Re: mediman0078]
#5331291 - 02/23/06 11:20 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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That was fucking classic!
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Re: Way funnier than jackass... [Re: blissedout]
#5331945 - 02/23/06 02:35 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Great stuff. Especially the rocket. The drug one seems really staged though.
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Re: Way funnier than jackass... [Re: Koala Koolio]
#5331986 - 02/23/06 02:52 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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the one with the dude that jumps over the car is nuts, that sucks for him....the other car was going really fast too.....thats gotta suck
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Re: Way funnier than jackass... [Re: Scott Bennett]
#5331997 - 02/23/06 02:54 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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ThaiLipaYai said: Stupidity at its finest:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6181799038941561865
Fake. Look at the shadow.
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Years ago there was a great 'getting hit by car while crossing the street' with a pizza man. It was great for the time. We watched it frame by frame... too many times to find the cut. Props if anyone finds it.
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Re: Way funnier than jackass... [Re: PhanTomCat]
#5332411 - 02/23/06 05:35 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I collect wacky vids. This one was filed in the subfolder "Morons"
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I retrieved this file from my temp cache, but it don't have a file extension, any ideas....? This is a classic that has to be collected....!
I've attached Buttrocket here as a WMV in a .zip so it will download instead of stream.
Those lil movies on all kinds of topics are very addictive.
It's not all fun and games though. Once I saw a shortie of a poodle being blown up after a drumroll. I thought it was amazing special effects until it dawned on me probably some sadist really DID strap a blasting cap to that poor animal and blew him to shreds.
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Re: Way funnier than jackass... [Re: Koala Koolio]
#5332490 - 02/23/06 06:01 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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elgr said: Great stuff. Especially the rocket. The drug one seems really staged though.
It started out believable, but just got ridiculous towards the end.
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Exactly.
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Re: Way funnier than jackass... *DELETED* [Re: Koala Koolio]
#5332572 - 02/23/06 06:33 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Re: Way funnier than jackass... *DELETED* [Re: Scott Bennett]
#5332643 - 02/23/06 06:52 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Re: Way funnier than jackass... [Re: Scott Bennett]
#5332672 - 02/23/06 07:03 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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ThaiLipaYai said: Blowjob or handjob? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roZRaYxHYmE
lol!! nice!!
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Re: Way funnier than jackass... *DELETED* [Re: Scott Bennett]
#5332674 - 02/23/06 07:03 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Re: Way funnier than jackass... [Re: Asante]
#5332706 - 02/23/06 07:12 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Wiccan_Seeker said: I collect wacky vids. This one was filed in the subfolder "Morons" . I've attached Buttrocket here as a WMV in a .zip so it will download instead of stream.
KiK~ Asss, thanx~....!
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Re: Way funnier than jackass... [Re: Scott Bennett]
#5332707 - 02/23/06 07:12 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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wtf...
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Re: Way funnier than jackass... [Re: Koala Koolio]
#5332730 - 02/23/06 07:19 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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elgr said: Years ago there was a great 'getting hit by car while crossing the street' with a pizza man. It was great for the time. We watched it frame by frame... too many times to find the cut. Props if anyone finds it.
Yank yank yank, tug tug tug, and a couple of flaps and wacks.....
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Re: Way funnier than jackass... [Re: PhanTomCat]
#5332743 - 02/23/06 07:23 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Then you have the classic "Blue-Flamer".....
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Re: Way funnier than jackass... [Re: PhanTomCat]
#5332747 - 02/23/06 07:24 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Pretty terrible now. The version I saw didn't have lame music/sfx, and had a much higher framerate, but still such an obvious doll, it's funny.
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Re: Way funnier than jackass... [Re: Koala Koolio]
#5332776 - 02/23/06 07:32 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I never saw a better clip than the one I posted, but a friend of mine and I did the same thing going frame by frame looking for flaws.... 
This attachment has 3 of some of my favs/classcs collected over the years....
1) the close call rainy car slide 2) the horse brander that gets his ass KICKED 3) some stupid kid that falls out of a car and smashes his face on a parked car....
Enjoy....
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