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InvisibleCherryBomM
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Breathalyzer!
    #5327829 - 02/22/06 12:19 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

So I was on my way home from work last night, and I passed some guy who was making a right hand turn anyways.  I hucked a butt out the window and conintued on my way.  5 minutes down the road, the cop is on my ass with his flashers on.

I swiftly put the joint in my ashtray into a can under my seat.  The cop asks me what I threw out the window..."Was that a ciggarette, OR WAS IT DOPE?"  (I hate when people call it dope)

I told him it was a cig and he ended up giving me a breathalyzer for slurring.  I never did one before, it was interesting.  I passed with flying colors and he apologized...yes... APOLOGIZED and sent me on my way.

I smoked the joint on my way home.

:grin:


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Re: Breathalyzer! [Re: CherryBom]
    #5327836 - 02/22/06 12:20 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Hahaha sounds like the whole thing turned out pretty fuckin sweet. Was it a sincere apology?


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Re: Breathalyzer! [Re: CherryBom]
    #5327844 - 02/22/06 12:22 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

fuckin pigs!!

you shoulda got out your car and pushed his shit in!! (hehe, yea...)


congrats man


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InvisibleCherryBomM
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Re: Breathalyzer! [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5327848 - 02/22/06 12:23 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

It was sincere. He was so new, he read my breathalyzer rights from a little cheat sheet in his pocket. Then he called for backup in case I was drunk and another cruiser showed up. I actually chuckled a little bit that he called for backup and he saw the humor in it.

I don't know where he got the 'slurring' part...cuz I wan't even drinking. He was french tho, so maybe he didn't 'get' my accent?


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Invisibleeligal
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Re: Breathalyzer! [Re: CherryBom]
    #5327864 - 02/22/06 12:27 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

damn french bastards....

freedom fries!! freedom toast!!
:frenchie:


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\m/ Spanksta \m/

"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."



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Re: Breathalyzer! [Re: CherryBom]
    #5327874 - 02/22/06 12:29 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

:lol:

Glad you got out of it Bom :smile:

That's hilarious that he called in backup in case you were drunk.


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InvisibleBoom
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Re: Breathalyzer! [Re: CherryBom]
    #5328088 - 02/22/06 01:30 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Supposedly NJ state troopers have swabs that can detect the presence of a variety of drugs on your tongue within minutes...

haven't heard of anyone getting busted that way, however..


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OfflinePinballWizard
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Re: Breathalyzer! [Re: CherryBom]
    #5328207 - 02/22/06 02:16 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I had a cop apologize to me once. He pulled me over and asked me why I put my seatbelt on after seeing him. I told him that his scenario was impossible, as I had automatic seatbelts. He glared at me for a second, said he was sorry, and walked away.


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