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CherryBom
Yoga Gypsy


Registered: 12/26/98
Posts: 11,177
Loc: Ontario
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Breathalyzer!
#5327829 - 02/22/06 12:19 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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So I was on my way home from work last night, and I passed some guy who was making a right hand turn anyways. I hucked a butt out the window and conintued on my way. 5 minutes down the road, the cop is on my ass with his flashers on.
I swiftly put the joint in my ashtray into a can under my seat. The cop asks me what I threw out the window..."Was that a ciggarette, OR WAS IT DOPE?" (I hate when people call it dope)
I told him it was a cig and he ended up giving me a breathalyzer for slurring. I never did one before, it was interesting. I passed with flying colors and he apologized...yes... APOLOGIZED and sent me on my way.
I smoked the joint on my way home.
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OneMoreRobot3021


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Re: Breathalyzer! [Re: CherryBom]
#5327836 - 02/22/06 12:20 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Hahaha sounds like the whole thing turned out pretty fuckin sweet. Was it a sincere apology?
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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eligal
Noobie


Registered: 05/25/05
Posts: 7,021
Loc: California
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Re: Breathalyzer! [Re: CherryBom]
#5327844 - 02/22/06 12:22 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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fuckin pigs!!
you shoulda got out your car and pushed his shit in!! (hehe, yea...)
congrats man
-------------------- \m/ Spanksta \m/ "do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?" "MolokoMilkPlus said: I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job" "tactik said: respect the can."
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CherryBom
Yoga Gypsy


Registered: 12/26/98
Posts: 11,177
Loc: Ontario
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It was sincere. He was so new, he read my breathalyzer rights from a little cheat sheet in his pocket. Then he called for backup in case I was drunk and another cruiser showed up. I actually chuckled a little bit that he called for backup and he saw the humor in it.
I don't know where he got the 'slurring' part...cuz I wan't even drinking. He was french tho, so maybe he didn't 'get' my accent?
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eligal
Noobie


Registered: 05/25/05
Posts: 7,021
Loc: California
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Re: Breathalyzer! [Re: CherryBom]
#5327864 - 02/22/06 12:27 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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damn french bastards....
freedom fries!! freedom toast!!
-------------------- \m/ Spanksta \m/ "do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?" "MolokoMilkPlus said: I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job" "tactik said: respect the can."
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drtyfrnk
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Re: Breathalyzer! [Re: CherryBom]
#5327874 - 02/22/06 12:29 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Glad you got out of it Bom 
That's hilarious that he called in backup in case you were drunk.
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Boom
just a tester

Registered: 06/16/04
Posts: 11,252
Loc: Cypress Creek
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Re: Breathalyzer! [Re: CherryBom]
#5328088 - 02/22/06 01:30 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Supposedly NJ state troopers have swabs that can detect the presence of a variety of drugs on your tongue within minutes...
haven't heard of anyone getting busted that way, however..
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PinballWizard
Naive and Gullible as usual

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Re: Breathalyzer! [Re: CherryBom]
#5328207 - 02/22/06 02:16 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I had a cop apologize to me once. He pulled me over and asked me why I put my seatbelt on after seeing him. I told him that his scenario was impossible, as I had automatic seatbelts. He glared at me for a second, said he was sorry, and walked away.
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