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Zeldareel
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I'm a bad bad girl
#5327650 - 02/22/06 11:16 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I feel I have to come clean. I live in Indiana and I'm sure many of you know about Morels. Well I have been hunting for about three years now. Well I have found about as many morels as years I have been hunting. But I feel this will be the year for the mother load.. Unless the mushroom gods have forsaken me. Last fall I was going to the store and spied a big white ball in someones front yard. My heart lept into my throat and I did a 180. I pulled into the driveway of this house and walked into their front yard and and checked out the giant white ball. And to my wonderful surprise it was a giant puffball ripe for the pick en. I knocked on the front door and no answer. After fighting with my conscience and convincing my self they didn't know what they had. I picked it. I ran back to my car like I had just robbed Fort Knox. Coveting my giant puffball. I took it home and cooked it up. It was so good. I just hope I haven't brought on any bad juju. I guess I just need to get it off my chest.
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ohmatic
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Re: I'm a bad bad girl [Re: Zeldareel]
#5327683 - 02/22/06 11:29 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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rrrrright ... now what exactly is the purpose of this thread ? peace ohm
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horha
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Re: I'm a bad bad girl [Re: ohmatic]
#5327705 - 02/22/06 11:39 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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thats not bad at all. i wouldnt even knocked. dont trip
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FreeSporePrints

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Re: I'm a bad bad girl [Re: horha]
#5327752 - 02/22/06 11:58 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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i've voted for the yes, stealed mushrooms are better than not ones. Bad girls go everywhere
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Corporal Kielbasa

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Re: I'm a bad bad girl [Re: Zeldareel]
#5327841 - 02/22/06 12:21 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I do it all the time. Some lil shit kid probably would have kicked it if it wasnt for your merciful hands
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Tippinthru
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Re: I'm a bad bad girl [Re: Zeldareel]
#5328000 - 02/22/06 01:02 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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What's done is done...What you should remember is the Golden Rule.
Live life with NO REGRETS!
Edited by Tippinthru (02/22/06 01:04 PM)
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YidakiMan
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Re: I'm a bad bad girl [Re: Zeldareel]
#5328092 - 02/22/06 01:30 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I voted yes, but I've done the same thing. You try to be nice and walk to their door and all, it makes no sense to leave empty handed.
What part of the state are you from? I go to school in IN.
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pshawny
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Re: I'm a bad bad girl [Re: YidakiMan]
#5328458 - 02/22/06 03:52 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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You knocked, that's more than most of us would have done. Mushrooms belong to everyone anyways.
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mattx
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Re: I'm a bad bad girl [Re: pshawny]
#5328611 - 02/22/06 04:47 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I was on the mass tpke and saw some unbelievable boletus. I had to pull over, one shroom begat the next, I had a trunkload of I think Boletus Varripes. Next thing I know, a cop with his lights on stops and asks me what the hell I am doing. Nonchalantly I said picking mushrooms, He informed me that i cannot stay here. He let me keep my booty and I stopped again 5 minutes later for more. Its a sickness. I am quite convinced he later was mad at himself for lettin me go. Good thing I did not have a dead shirt on.
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agar
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Re: I'm a bad bad girl [Re: Zeldareel]
#5328650 - 02/22/06 05:01 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Next, you will be jumping fences, to gather h/poo nuggets/muffins.
It's an addiction. But, not a bad one .
To make amends to the Mush/God's.
If you drive by that house again.
Sprinkle some spores along the fence line. 
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Zeldareel
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Re: I'm a bad bad girl [Re: YidakiMan]
#5328824 - 02/22/06 05:56 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I live in Indy. Between Greenwood and Plainfeild. Decatur Township. Do you go to IU??
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AkashaPrinciple
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Re: I'm a bad bad girl [Re: Zeldareel]
#5328918 - 02/22/06 06:21 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I believe nature belongs to no-body, no-one should claim to own a part of nature. Unless they purposefully grew it (which i doubt they would in their front garden) i think youl be fine.
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dr0mni
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Re: I'm a bad bad girl [Re: Zeldareel]
#5328919 - 02/22/06 06:22 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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OMG your are pure EVIL!!!
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shroomydan
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Re: I'm a bad bad girl [Re: mattx]
#5329607 - 02/22/06 09:21 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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mattx said: Its a sickness.
Oh yeah, and I got it bad. I feel like I have been enslaved by the mushrooms. Now I go around doing their bidding, spreading spores. There are worse things I guess.
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agar
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Re: I'm a bad bad girl [Re: shroomydan]
#5330411 - 02/23/06 01:24 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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 agar arms the perimeter with motion sensors, sets up night vision targeting system. Arms the paint ball machine guns with indelible pink florescent paint balls & sleeps soundly, know his PUFFBALLS are well watched over.
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Re: I'm a bad bad girl [Re: agar]
#5330758 - 02/23/06 07:30 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Hell yeah, i didn't know those are edible. When i was a kid my friends and i used to find those and throw them at each other, i still know the spot too.
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srgtm1a
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Re: I'm a bad bad girl *DELETED* [Re: Psychoslut]
#5330944 - 02/23/06 09:13 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Tippinthru
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Re: I'm a bad bad girl [Re: agar]
#5333097 - 02/23/06 09:08 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
agar said:
 agar arms the perimeter with motion sensors, sets up night vision targeting system. Arms the paint ball machine guns with indelible pink florescent paint balls & sleeps soundly, know his PUFFBALLS are well watched over.
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YidakiMan
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Re: I'm a bad bad girl [Re: Zeldareel]
#5334391 - 02/24/06 09:13 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Zeldareel said: I live in Indy. Between Greenwood and Plainfeild. Decatur Township. Do you go to IU??
Welcome to the forum!
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RogerRabbit
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Re: I'm a bad bad girl [Re: Zeldareel]
#5348379 - 02/28/06 06:07 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Zeldareel said: I guess I just need to get it off my chest.
Interesting. I've spent my life trying to get ON bad girl's chests.  RR
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Re: I'm a bad bad girl [Re: RogerRabbit]
#5348520 - 02/28/06 08:12 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Dude you need to be hangin out where the puff balls grow!!
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Psychoslut
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Re: I'm a bad bad girl [Re: srgtm1a]
#5349118 - 02/28/06 12:12 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Ive never seen them in the woods like in agars pic, ive always found them in yards and in the schools baseball diamond outfield.
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[quote]KristiMidocean said: Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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