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OfflineJfisher
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Trip quotes...
    #5326749 - 02/22/06 12:43 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I was taking a piss last night after eating some more of my first harvest, when I thought to myself

"I think the sum of all my squares is more or less equal to pie at this point."

I know you guys must have some good ones. Let's hear em.


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Re: Trip quotes... [Re: Jfisher]
    #5326753 - 02/22/06 12:44 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

did i just piss my pants when i farted?


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Re: Trip quotes... [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #5326773 - 02/22/06 12:53 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

friend "yo... look at the wallpaper!"

me "what? the ceiling paper or the wall paper!?!"


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Re: Trip quotes... [Re: danlennon3]
    #5326780 - 02/22/06 12:56 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

got another one....it was the first time on shrooms

friend- i think im trippin

me- yea im fucked up...

friend- it must have been something we ate!


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Re: Trip quotes... [Re: danlennon3]
    #5326792 - 02/22/06 01:01 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Tripping nuts on acid....

Friend 1: "You're leather ummmmm......you're leather ahhhh......"

Friend 2: "Leather nutsack?"


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Re: Trip quotes... [Re: Cubieman420]
    #5326816 - 02/22/06 01:09 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

no wonder people think drugs are bad. Listen to us! We sound like idiots


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Re: Trip quotes... [Re: Jfisher]
    #5326826 - 02/22/06 01:13 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

the 2 ive said worth remembering are in my sig.

the first, "hows your wow" happened while trying to ask my fellow tripper how his trip was going when i was rudely interrupted by a barrage of visuals. so it came out, hows your WOW! he looked at me....hows my wow? my wows alright. we had a good laugh.

the second, came to me as i was blasted out of my mind camping with some shroomerites. sitting around the campfire i was in this trip where i felt everyone was there for my entertainment. and not only that, but all i had to do was think what i wanted them to do and they did it! i stood up and declared "Bow down and worship me. And entertain me, like the puppets you are!" hah, funny shit.


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Re: Trip quotes... [Re: Jfisher]
    #5326829 - 02/22/06 01:15 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

ehehe, these are great, i gotta write some of this shit down!!


i shall make a book, in which these quotes shall used  :shiftyeyes:


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Re: Trip quotes... [Re: eligal]
    #5326895 - 02/22/06 01:38 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Me - "If I had any more happy my head would explode"

Friend (who wasn't trippin) - You're smiling so big you look like pac-man (I laughed for 10 minutes about this)


Those two really stand out to me, there's lots of other conversations I can remember, but no line that sticks out. I wish I could remember the conversation that lead me and my friend to believe that we'd taken over the neighborhood with snow.


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Re: Trip quotes... [Re: Jadian]
    #5326906 - 02/22/06 01:41 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Jadian said:
Me - "If I had any more happy my head would explode"





i like that.... :thumbup:


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Re: Trip quotes... [Re: Jadian]
    #5326917 - 02/22/06 01:43 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Jadian said:
You're smiling so big you look like pac-man





:smile2: :lol:

that's great.


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Re: Trip quotes... [Re: lukeboots]
    #5326929 - 02/22/06 01:45 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Oh shit I thought of another one. Scene: Driving down a long, winding road with trees and mountains on all sides. Drug: Mushrooms.

Me (Looking to passenger) - Why the fuck are you upside down?
Him (Sitting ON HIS HEAD, in the seat) - I was looking under the seat and forgot


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Re: Trip quotes... [Re: Jadian]
    #5326992 - 02/22/06 02:09 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

:rofl: :lol: :rofl:


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Re: Trip quotes... [Re: aNeway2sayHooray]
    #5327033 - 02/22/06 02:30 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I left a message on someone's phone the 4th or 5th time I tripped. Don't remember making the phone call, but playing the message the next day me and my buddy both got some good laughs out of it.

It went something along the lines of...

"Hey D this is J, I just wanted to.... (a few seconds empty space) Hello? D? You there? Oh shit that's right it's your answering machine. Well call me back at 250-234167 shit that was too many numbers. Wait you know my number already. (a few seconds empty space) Man I hope this is D, otherwise someone's getting a really weird message from me (10 seconds of giggling) *click*"


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Re: Trip quotes... [Re: Jadian]
    #5327052 - 02/22/06 02:42 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

:lol: :lipsrsealed:

im definately gonna write these down tomorrow


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Re: Trip quotes... [Re: Jadian]
    #5327053 - 02/22/06 02:42 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Jadian said:
I left a message on someone's phone the 4th or 5th time I tripped.  Don't remember making the phone call, but playing the message the next day me and my buddy both got some good laughs out of it.

It went something along the lines of...

"Hey D this is J, I just wanted to.... (a few seconds empty space)  Hello?  D? You there?  Oh shit that's right it's your answering machine.  Well call me back at 250-234167 shit that was too many numbers.  Wait you know my number already.  (a few seconds empty space)  Man I hope this is D, otherwise someone's getting a really weird message from me (10 seconds of giggling) *click*"




I think I just giggled more than you probably did in your message. :lol:


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Re: Trip quotes... [Re: Konnrade]
    #5327068 - 02/22/06 02:52 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

And you have to imagine me talking with the shroom-voice (I know you guys know what I mean)


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Re: Trip quotes... [Re: Jfisher]
    #5327076 - 02/22/06 02:57 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

This thread was one of my favorites:

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat...4cf58ae24024752

You'll love it.


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Re: Trip quotes... [Re: Jadian]
    #5327079 - 02/22/06 03:00 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Me and my friends trying to imitate Bill Cosby and Jerry Seinfeld.

Try it when your tripping, you will never laugh harder.

"Whats the deal with airline peanuts...I mean...who are they tryin to keep out of these things"

or

"you take the puddin...ah ah ah...and you get the jello...muah muah."


Hilarious!!


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Re: Trip quotes... [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #5327094 - 02/22/06 03:22 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

i said is it a mile walking or a mile driving when i was trippin


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Re: Trip quotes... [Re: Dobie]
    #5327114 - 02/22/06 03:52 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Saying stuff like that just kind of makes sense at the time.

Shit on a camping trip we gave each other nicknames the first day when we were trippin in the woods. One of my buddies we named "!". The next few days whenever someone wanted his attention we'd just turn towards him really quick and sharply and point at him.

Then there was the "But I want to swim in the GREEN water" my friend said when I told him from up on this hill the water looked green, but from down there he could only see blue.

Damn I just keep remembering more and more trips.

Just a couple random quotes me or my friends have said while tripping, I'm not going to context these.

"How does one become a marshmellow?"
"Fuck it. Fuck that, fuck this, and fuck you, I'm smoking this bowl"
"Did they just sell that pig for one-hudda-tooda?"
"There were some serious inner demons in that bathroom, and I don't mean the kind you can flush"


Now it's got me thinking, I'll remember more.


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Re: Trip quotes... [Re: Jadian]
    #5327121 - 02/22/06 03:56 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Jadian said:
"There were some serious inner demons in that bathroom, and I don't mean the kind you can flush"




That's worthy of being made into a bumper sticker or something to immortalize it.


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Re: Trip quotes... [Re: Konnrade]
    #5327124 - 02/22/06 03:57 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Even better was the look my friend had on his face when he said it. He said the first part very serious like. Then as he added "And I don't mean the kind you flush" he started laughing to himself, in turn making all of us crack up.


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Re: Trip quotes... [Re: Jadian]
    #5327130 - 02/22/06 04:02 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

"Hmm, there're bits of chocolate everywhere, hmmm, all over the place, mmm, they're taking over the world!!!!!!"

"If I ignore this tower I've built, it'll stay up, it's the physics of ignorance"

...whilst mucking about with oil pastels, commenting on a crappy shade
"They finally killed the colour purple"

&

Years ago at university I walked back into girlfriends room, she looked at me and said "Are you still downstairs?"


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Re: Trip quotes... [Re: theorganicdomino]
    #5327153 - 02/22/06 04:43 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Me and a friend were tripping and he'd been sat there quietly for a fair while fiddling with a lighter in one hand with the other hand in his pocket... anyway all of a sudden he jerked his other hand up in front of him with a very shocked look on his face and said

"Oh SHIT, i've got *TWO* arms!!"

lol... the look of pure surprise on his face and the sheer amazement in the tone of his voice was priceless!!

Another good one was when a different friend said "Don't blame me... blame evolution!"

I think that one might be bumper sticker material :grin:


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Re: Trip quotes... [Re: theorganicdomino]
    #5327154 - 02/22/06 04:46 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I cant remember much Ive ever said on shrooms, but something said to me always will be remembered. On my last birthday, I ate 7 grams of B+ for breakfast. It started kickin in about 5-10 minutes later, so I decided to go for a walk with my now wifey. As I was walking towards a creek, I realised how bad of an idea this big of a dosage was, my wife looked me seriously in the eye, and said "I TOLD you it was a bad ideal, but Ill be here when you get back."

From then on, the trip was so intense I couldnt even form words during the peak. Later, as I was attending MY birthday party with the fam, my grandmother (a christian minister) says I look like Im sick. I told her it was just something I ate,lol.


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Re: Trip quotes... [Re: FungusMan]
    #5327160 - 02/22/06 04:55 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

i cant remember heh but i often talk to my self in rimes


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Re: Trip quotes... [Re: Jfisher]
    #5327204 - 02/22/06 05:51 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

a friend: "this music sounds so good, it's as if it's coming from a 1000 cd players at the same time  :grin:"


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Re: Trip quotes... [Re: stefan]
    #5327387 - 02/22/06 08:49 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

on my first acid trip... we ate it on tuesday night.

at 12:30am wednesday:

Friend: "What day is it? Tuesday?"

Me: "No, it's Wednesday... tuesday's gone now..."

Friend: "oh... hey, remember on tuesday when we ate that acid?!"


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Re: Trip quotes... [Re: Jfisher]
    #5327461 - 02/22/06 09:36 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

First time my friend and I ate shrooms she was staring at the wall. and every 5 minutes she would start laughing, then crying, then trance out again,

Finally we asked her what was going on

all she could say was... "The wall"

Another time on shrooms I learned the power of advertisment when I was coming down.
we saw an SNL sketch where they were drinking, and I was like "oh man I could really go for some beer"
THen immediatly after there was a commercial for pepsi, to which I asked my friend "DO you have any pepsi?"
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Also, when I use to drop acid more frequently, I would tend to get stuck in the uncomfortable jobs no one ever wanted... I had to call the front desk and talk to an officer when we were stuck in an elevator at 2 in the morning on 2 hits. (funny thing is we talked about how much it would suck to have that happen right after we dropped the acid, only to find it did happen later that night)

But one of my finer moments was when I was in the front seat of a taxicab, and somehow got in a conversation with taxicab driver about his life, and former hopes and dreams.

we tried to see what she was seeing on the wall, but it wasn't nearly as amazing as what we had seen coming up while we were outside.


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Re: Trip quotes... [Re: peepeepottypants]
    #5327495 - 02/22/06 09:59 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

whilst sitting in the back of a cop car on 3 hits of great acid....
the cop is holding my drivers license

cop: whats your address?
me: um...(3 second pause)... isnt it on there? (as I kind of lean over to look at my drivers license)


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Re: Trip quotes... [Re: peepeepottypants]
    #5327499 - 02/22/06 10:02 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

"the computer chair is mocking me"


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Re: Trip quotes... [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5327500 - 02/22/06 10:02 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

how did you end up in a cop car while on acid?? that must have sucked!!!

Cop: Whats your name?
Cheech (WHILE ON ACID): What?
Cop: WHATS YOUR NAME??
Cheech: uuuuuuhhhh, isnt it on the licence man?? ya right there pedro depacos man...


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Re: Trip quotes... [Re: AliceDee]
    #5327503 - 02/22/06 10:06 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

somehow the cop thought we were just high. I dont get it. He actually told me to get in my car and drive home.... I almost laughed at him.

It was basically like that cheech&chong part, but worse.... he kept asking me very simple questions which I just couldnt fathom how to answer. For once in my life, I was happy with regards to the bullshit propaganda and stigma spread about marijuana.


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