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OfflineLicense_to_Chill
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I want to make sweet, sweet lovin' to Cool Whip.
    #5326684 - 02/22/06 12:19 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Finished watching both Kill Bills earlier (second one is just as good. :smile:) and been tokin' all the time.  (Still am. :thumbup:) I had the munchies.  Really bad.  Lookin' for something to eat in my house proved hopeless.  So, I decided to take a stroll to store.  Its  damn cold here, but I'll be damned if I'm going to put on pants in my state of relaxtion. 
Managed to find some old shorts and sandals.  Then, took off a few blocks to the store.  Got in there, and pretty much forgot why I was there.  Looking around at all the food jogged my memory and I was damn hungry.  I found the coolers in the back and they were having a sale on those big tubs of coolwhip.  10 for $10.  Damn good!
In my state of stonedness I grabbed 10 and had eaten part of one on the way to the checkout.  Got there, paid the man, and went of my merry way.  I must have looked strange though.  A stoned guy walking in shorts and sandals in the middle winter, eating cool whip with his hands.  Suprised I wasn't picked up and carted off.
Oh well, I'm enjoying my cool whip.  Haven't had this stuff in forever and its just so good.  Especially when you put in the freezer and its like icecream.  Just a lot smoother and soft.  :drooling:
Half-way done with them.  Getting full. :frown:


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Re: I want to make sweet, sweet lovin' to Cool Whip. [Re: License_to_Chill]
    #5326767 - 02/22/06 12:52 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

god damn it, this is the second time i've had to change my pants tonight.


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Re: I want to make sweet, sweet lovin' to Cool Whip. [Re: License_to_Chill]
    #5326873 - 02/22/06 01:32 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

How the hell can you eat 5 tubs of cool whip?


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Re: I want to make sweet, sweet lovin' to Cool Whip. [Re: Jadian]
    #5326899 - 02/22/06 01:39 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

is he eating it straight??


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Re: I want to make sweet, sweet lovin' to Cool Whip. [Re: eligal]
    #5326902 - 02/22/06 01:40 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

That's the impression I got.


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Re: I want to make sweet, sweet lovin' to Cool Whip. [Re: Jadian]
    #5326914 - 02/22/06 01:42 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Yeah same here. I don't know man... I couldn't do it. :lol:


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Re: I want to make sweet, sweet lovin' to Cool Whip. [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5326921 - 02/22/06 01:43 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

You're going to get cancer of the nipple fat.


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Re: I want to make sweet, sweet lovin' to Cool Whip. [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5326927 - 02/22/06 01:45 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

:dudewtf:
straight cool wip sounds kinda wierdo... but this thread is makin me damn hungry!!


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Re: I want to make sweet, sweet lovin' to Cool Whip. [Re: eligal]
    #5326931 - 02/22/06 01:46 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Don't get me wrong, I'd eat maybe a couple spoonfulls, but I can't even imagine eating a whole tub of that stuff without a lot of fruit or chocolate or something.


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Re: I want to make sweet, sweet lovin' to Cool Whip. [Re: Jadian]
    #5326965 - 02/22/06 01:58 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

dont lie man, we know what you do with your cool wip



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Re: I want to make sweet, sweet lovin' to Cool Whip. [Re: eligal]
    #5328259 - 02/22/06 02:39 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

this thread is fucking funny!

put some oreos in it dude, that shit is good.

but for real you could have gotten a lot for $10, you shoulda gotten one thing of cool whip and like bought some cookie dough and chips and pop or something.


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Re: I want to make sweet, sweet lovin' to Cool Whip. [Re: License_to_Chill]
    #5328287 - 02/22/06 02:46 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

You should just fuck a bottle of vaseline, it'll work better.


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Re: I want to make sweet, sweet lovin' to Cool Whip. [Re: License_to_Chill]
    #5328303 - 02/22/06 02:53 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Kill Bill is the shit.

Fav movie to come out in a long time. Tarintino knows whuts up.


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Re: I want to make sweet, sweet lovin' to Cool Whip. [Re: TYL3R]
    #5328379 - 02/22/06 03:17 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Its coolwhip. That stuff is so airy and light. Anyone can eat 5 tubs. Just straight...especially if you're stoned.

I did put some blueberries in one of them.


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Re: I want to make sweet, sweet lovin' to Cool Whip. [Re: License_to_Chill]
    #5328422 - 02/22/06 03:40 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)



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