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Invisibleeligal
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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: gdman]
    #5324372 - 02/21/06 02:52 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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gdman said:
getting laid really isn't hard, yeah I've had times when I haven't had sex in a while, but it's not really hard... what's hard is finding a girl who I can stand to spend 10 minuets with after the fact. Finding someone who's chill is the hard part, I guess you can say.




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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: eligal]
    #5324395 - 02/21/06 02:58 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

shared intrest. Just spark up a convo about what youre interested in.

The last chick i was with, i started the convo by talking about acid.


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: TM]
    #5324408 - 02/21/06 03:01 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Thanks guys. As far as coming across as desperate and needy, I don't. I'm not completely clueless, I know what turns women off. Took a while but I learned.

I'm not the type of guy to call a girl 3 times a day asking what shes doing. I dont come on too strong. I dont get a chance to see any given girl much. I only hung out with the most recent one (that I talked about in my post) three or four times. With periods of a week or weeks in between. I only called her on the weekends and if she didnt answer I wouldnt try again, I'd find something else to do.

I do have other prospects but none that Im particularly into. I'm just trying to get practice getting girls so it wont be so hard in the future.

Also, I suspect that females can literally smell a desperate guy somehow. Maybe theres some reverse pheromones that are secreted when you dont have sex.


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OfflineThe_Red_Crayon
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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: BoneMan]
    #5324437 - 02/21/06 03:10 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

What you need to do is realize that sex is just stimulus and response, basic human need to be touched and loved. You think your problem is not getting laid enough your real problem is not having any intimate relations with anyone.

My solution to this problem is become a nihlist.


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: BoneMan]
    #5324455 - 02/21/06 03:19 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I don't mean to offend you with this suggestion, but why don't you consider paying for sex?


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
    #5324472 - 02/21/06 03:22 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

The_Red_Crayon said:
your real problem is not having any intimate relations with anyone.




I agree.

And no I don't think I could enjoy having sex that I had to pay for. I mean shes obligated to fuck you. I dont want to have sex with someone who didn't choose to have sex with me.


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: BoneMan]
    #5324485 - 02/21/06 03:26 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

its been since the end of november for me.

porn helps :smile:, but just doesnt cut it.  boring.... physical release is nice haha.

"Recently Ive been talking to a cute chick, who also thinks I'm cute.. but she told me that she's done with guys for the time being. Her last boyfriend cheated on her and they broke up, she went on a "boy binge" and now shes done with that. She just wants to focus on her for now."

Watch out for lines like that one, id guess a lot of em are bs.


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: BoneMan]
    #5324511 - 02/21/06 03:35 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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I do have other prospects but none that Im particularly into. I'm just trying to get practice getting girls so it wont be so hard in the future.





The best practice for talking to hot girls is talking to unhot girls that you don't want. Your confidence will shoot through the roof when there's no desire present. Talk to hot girls like they're ugly nerds.


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: BoneMan]
    #5324524 - 02/21/06 03:38 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

BoneMan said:
but she told me that she's done with guys for the time being. Her last boyfriend cheated on her and they broke up, she went on a "boy binge" and now shes done with that. She just wants to focus on her for now.





that is just her rationalizing the reason she is single


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: BoneMan]
    #5324575 - 02/21/06 03:57 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Two fingers. And if that fails, I live like 6 blacks from a adult book store.

BlackieRL:flaming:


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: blackroselove]
    #5324582 - 02/21/06 03:59 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

haven't seen you around in a while, how ya been?


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: gdman]
    #5324585 - 02/21/06 04:00 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Pretty good sweetie! How are you? I'll be on aol tomorrow night. I get 4 days off! NIICE!

BlackieRL:flaming:


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: blackroselove]
    #5324597 - 02/21/06 04:07 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Happy birthday!


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: BoneMan]
    #5324610 - 02/21/06 04:13 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I go get laid.


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: HippieChick]
    #5324714 - 02/21/06 04:41 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

it's because we're female.


it's not really a problem for females, unless they are ugly. and very few shroomery chicks have been ugly.


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Re: How do you deal with lack of sex? [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #5326204 - 02/21/06 09:54 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

CyberChump said:
The best practice for talking to hot girls is talking to unhot girls that you don't want.  Your confidence will shoot through the roof when there's no desire present.  Talk to hot girls like they're ugly nerds.




That's genius.  It always seems like when I talk to ugly chicks, I make them laugh more and they are attracted to me.  But when I talk to hotties, they never seem into me, even though I am quite the looker.  I always assumed that the uggos have lower standards, but I think it is probably me just acting differently.    :thumbup:


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