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so this is what i got.
    #5323138 - 02/21/06 07:35 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

A fifth of rum

A backpack full of clothes

150 cd's of all denominations.


shit ton a batteries


Four bottles of nice cologne

A dirty ass blanket

my walkman

a dirty ass good luck charm in the form of a celts hat

my cell phone

a job

my devlish good looks

my sense of humor

a journal

a bible

and two Robert Jordan books and Sun Tzu book.

This is what I don't have.


Money

A cup

Laundry detergent

a bed

a place to live

a real interest in GAWD

no pens

anyone to listen to my jokes

Anyone to dazzle with my good looks

or an education



Well, how you like them apples. Any advice any one?


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Re: so this is what i got. [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #5323152 - 02/21/06 07:40 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Sell the cologne for some cash, wash the blanket, find a friend to crash with, continue working, find Gawd, and get your life straightened out.


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Re: so this is what i got. [Re: blissedout]
    #5323154 - 02/21/06 07:41 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

don't know anyone in south florida.

I need to cologne to mask the smell of body odor when I go to work. I been bathing in the ocean. Don't know how long it will be before the polo's make me leave my little camping spot.

I found GAWD, he just wasn't very interesting so I left.

My life is together.

I am pretty happy, just a little worried about the next couple weeks, til I can get an apartment.


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Re: so this is what i got. [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #5323161 - 02/21/06 07:44 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

What took you to south Florida?


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Re: so this is what i got. [Re: blissedout]
    #5323168 - 02/21/06 07:52 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

So you have a job...that means that you save up and find a place to live. What kind of job do you have? Does it pay good? If it doesn't, get a college degree and get a better job. That's my suggestion.


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Re: so this is what i got. [Re: InsaneMetalMan]
    #5323348 - 02/21/06 09:35 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Advice:
*Don't Panic
*talk church-talk and get off the street at a mission
*go call Alcoholics Anonymous and find a local meeting. Pretend to "have a tummy ache." After the meeting, discreetly let the guy with the ponytail and beard know you're without recourse.
*break it down for your employer and admit your troubles. That way you can keep your job and stuff. S/he'll perhaps take pity and give you some leeway.
*The rum is a dubious luxury. Sell it and buy soap. Or pour it down the drain.

H_O :sunny:


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Re: so this is what i got. [Re: Harmonic_Order]
    #5323403 - 02/21/06 10:01 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Where's the computer in that inventory? You posting from work or a cafe'?

Anyhow... been there too... except it was St. Croix and I had a junky sloop boat to sleep in since I was doing fiberglass work under the table in the marina. Something always comes along, man... you need some federal money and some schoolin'... college has been my refuge and excuse a couple times now. Dorms ain't bad, and FAFSA will help... plus there's work-study stuff... or you can do what I did and go work with the stoners at the pizza shop. :grin: They were a great bunch of friends.


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Re: so this is what i got. [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #5323417 - 02/21/06 10:06 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

You don't have no pens?


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Re: so this is what i got. [Re: IAmTheWalrus212]
    #5323422 - 02/21/06 10:08 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I read that as penis



lol


NJB:where in South FL?


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Re: so this is what i got. [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #5324182 - 02/21/06 02:01 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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nakors_junk_bag said:
don't know anyone in south florida.

I need to cologne to mask the smell of body odor when I go to work. I been bathing in the ocean. Don't know how long it will be before the polo's make me leave my little camping spot.

I found GAWD, he just wasn't very interesting so I left.

My life is together.

I am pretty happy, just a little worried about the next couple weeks, til I can get an apartment.




id steal some deoderant or sell one bottle of cologne for a stick of old spice.


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Re: so this is what i got. [Re: sui]
    #5324194 - 02/21/06 02:03 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

then drink the rum and run on the beach.


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Re: so this is what i got. [Re: goobler]
    #5327295 - 02/22/06 07:26 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

hollyhood. just south of ft lamerhell.

The most little town in a big city in america.


it awesome. sleeping on the beach, bedfellows with the sand mites.



update for all yall telling me to get soap, I have soap and some bomb ass deoderant and some bomb ass cologne.

I lost a bottle the other day, along with fifteen of my favorite cd's. boo hoos, they fell out of my backpack on the way to work.

I hade some fat ass Stones work , rare covers. Huey Piano Smith, the postal service, a cool ass late seventies early eighties Punk. Tool. Man, that sucked. Cool as dead, Some song called eggshells, Black Crowes cover of Time Will Tell.

Still have the whole bottle of rum, can't find the time to drink it. Work 12 hours a day in kitchen at Riverfront. My next check is gonna be like a g for two weeks work. Thats still three weeks away.

Maybe now since I been washing my hair in the sea I can have those dreadies I always wanted. The non radioactive kind.

Yall be easy, but be aware.

p yeace.


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Re: so this is what i got. [Re: IAmTheWalrus212]
    #5327297 - 02/22/06 07:27 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

IAmTheWalrus212 said:
You don't have no pens?




I aint got no way to write in my journal so I will ask someone at work to give me a pen.


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Re: so this is what i got. [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #5327303 - 02/22/06 07:33 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

we work over there a bit


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Re: so this is what i got. [Re: goobler]
    #5327313 - 02/22/06 07:42 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

really doing what?

Let me know when you swing this way, we can chill maybe.

Its cool, I got friends from awhile ago it is just that they are thugs in the first degree and I have changed considerably since the last time I was here. I don't know If I won't to look them up.

I hope to get a job on a painting crew so I can learn the business and eventually beccome a contractor.

I would also like to buy soem homes down here and flip the sunz a bitches.

Still aways away though.


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Re: so this is what i got. [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #5327318 - 02/22/06 07:44 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I gotta breeze out a here, time for work.

Take it easy, chances are I wont be back on til tomorrow mourning.


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Re: so this is what i got. [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #5327397 - 02/22/06 08:56 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

don't they usually have those showers near the beach where you can rinse the sand out of your crack?

Try looking up some anarchists in your area. My sis stayed with a bunch during the summer in NC and they were just a bunch of squatters and shit. I'm sure they'd let you stay with 'em. Plus they might take you dumpster diving and show you where all the good free food is!


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Re: so this is what i got. [Re: dr0mni]
    #5327478 - 02/22/06 09:45 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

sell the Cologne, buy a canteen.

perhaps a compass.

give your bible to someone who wants it.

go buy a pen or pencil, whatever works best for you, and get a journal.

make your own map of the stars, or draw clouds.

perhaps jot down how the stars and clouds make you feel.

smile at everyone you meet, even if you judge them and find them wanting.

hitch a ride to my apartment and knock on the door, come inside and raid my fridge.


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Re: so this is what i got. [Re: Todcasil]
    #5328527 - 02/22/06 04:20 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I'm on it!:)

N_K_B--Sounds like you are doing alright. Stay the course and don't get sidetracked and things will work out for you, I think.


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Re: so this is what i got. [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #5328609 - 02/22/06 04:47 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

They will probably let you shower at the YMCA.


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Re: so this is what i got. [Re: PinballWizard]
    #5328617 - 02/22/06 04:48 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

just don't drop the soap


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Re: so this is what i got. [Re: goobler]
    #5328708 - 02/22/06 05:20 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

:blush:

/enter Village People


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Re: so this is what i got. [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #5328768 - 02/22/06 05:43 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

nakors_junk_bag said:
don't know anyone in south florida.
My life is together.




you're homeless, washing in the sea, masking your stench with cologne, unwashesd
clothes and you dont even have a cup... doesnt sound like your life is together
just tyour belongings, why dont you know anyone where you're living


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Re: so this is what i got. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5330776 - 02/23/06 07:47 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

nakors_junk_bag said:
don't know anyone in south florida.
My life is together.




you're homeless, washing in the sea, masking your stench with cologne, unwashesd
clothes and you dont even have a cup... doesnt sound like your life is together
just tyour belongings, why dont you know anyone where you're living




you dint read aall the posts, dont blame you.

I do know people, just not people I wanna assocaite with again.

Also I have only been back for two days. I met these realy cool chicks last nite,,,,,,,......., and a fat guy.

Both were sexy ass hell. Tye sexiest bitch was a little annoying, but she loved the way I talked.

I told them to get a hold of me, hopefully they will.

A bidness major, aand two marine biology majors.

I may have struck gold.


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Re: so this is what i got. [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #5330811 - 02/23/06 08:03 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

do you have a mailing addy?


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Re: so this is what i got. [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #5330812 - 02/23/06 08:03 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

UPDATe

I hae a day off

I no longer own a bottle of rum.  :tripping:

I fucked up my cell phone.....?  :foreheadslap:

I banged up my knee....???  :boxerface:

My hoodie is soaking wet.....???

I puked my brains ut this morning, but it was only water so it felt good.  :puke:

I met these really cool folk last nite.

I am still a lttle drunk.


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Re: so this is what i got. [Re: goobler]
    #5330815 - 02/23/06 08:06 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

goobler said:
do you have a mailing addy?




yeah, I will have to get it.  i ant remember it off tops.  :shrug:

I usually have all my mail sent to North Cakilacki.



why?


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Re: so this is what i got. [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #5330817 - 02/23/06 08:07 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

He's going to hunt you down


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Re: so this is what i got. [Re: Boom]
    #5330823 - 02/23/06 08:10 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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Booooom said:
He's going to hunt you down




might be hard to do, I am shaolin samurai hobo, only I refuse to beg. I blend in with the night like mint choco chip ice cream.


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Re: so this is what i got. [Re: blissedout]
    #5330826 - 02/23/06 08:13 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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blissedout said:
What took you to south Florida?




Jimmy buffet convinced me to move to the tropics, only there is no jobs in the real tropics.
I instead moved to where I am.


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Re: so this is what i got. [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #5330836 - 02/23/06 08:20 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I will send you something


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Re: so this is what i got. [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #5330857 - 02/23/06 08:33 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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nakors_junk_bag said:

I found GAWD, he just wasn't very interesting so I left.






Gawd is everywhere man, he is inside your head and in that ocean you swim in every morning.  He hasn't left you and you haven't left him.  Remember that :heart:  Take heart, things work out as they should usually.  You don't sound too despondent anyways.  Enjoy this time in your life because some day it won't be as exciting or unpredictable, I imagine.


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Re: so this is what i got. [Re: Noviseer]
    #5330867 - 02/23/06 08:38 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

mang, I am cool. Like a polar bears toe nails!


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Re: so this is what i got. [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #5330871 - 02/23/06 08:40 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Take goobs up on that, he don't fuck around :wink:

seriously, he's like Santa claus


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Re: so this is what i got. [Re: goobler]
    #5330882 - 02/23/06 08:46 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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goobler said:
I will send you something





did you get my message dawg?

I know, its cloak and daggers, but please excuse the p noiya.


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