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OfflineCubieman420
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Ear wax cones: yay or nay?
    #5314385 - 02/18/06 07:27 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I have read that they work great and some say its a crock of shit. Any PERSONAL experience?


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Re: Ear wax cones: yay or nay? [Re: Cubieman420]
    #5314393 - 02/18/06 07:30 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Explain what an ear wax cone is?

I think I've seen this in cartoons before :confused:


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Re: Ear wax cones: yay or nay? [Re: RESTLESS]
    #5314404 - 02/18/06 07:35 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

My mom claims it's amazing, and I remember her saying she was skeptical to try it at first, but I've never had any personal experience. If you'd like, I can e-mail her for more information.


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Re: Ear wax cones: yay or nay? [Re: irascible_raunch]
    #5314413 - 02/18/06 07:42 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Ive heard nothing but Good things about it.....

"What is Ear Coning?
Ear coning is a safe, simple home remedy for gently removing excess wax and toxins from inside the ears. Long, tapered cones are inserted into the ears and lit. The herbal smoke generated works to draw debris out of the ear by osmosis. The entire process is relaxing and noninvasive"



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Re: Ear wax cones: yay or nay? [Re: SouthPArk]
    #5314416 - 02/18/06 07:44 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

lol I remember when someone posted a japanese pic of the earwax cones a long time ago at the Shroomery.


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Re: Ear wax cones: yay or nay? [Re: irascible_raunch]
    #5314436 - 02/18/06 07:54 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I'd sooner stick a fork inside my earlobes.


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Re: Ear wax cones: yay or nay? [Re: EarthDroid]
    #5314440 - 02/18/06 07:55 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

OMG, total scam. I used to work at a bodywork clinic, and the owner did ear candling. What a crock of shit. You get the same results if you just light it, you don't even have to put it in your ear. Plus you can easily get burnt if the "candler" doesn't have proper training. Don't waste your time. Just get one of those swimmer's ear ear cleaning kits from the grocery store.

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Re: Ear wax cones: yay or nay? [Re: RESTLESS]
    #5314501 - 02/18/06 08:19 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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RESTLESS said:
I'd sooner stick a fork inside my earlobes.





I'll lend you the fork  :smirk:


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Re: Ear wax cones: yay or nay? [Re: Cubieman420]
    #5314510 - 02/18/06 08:23 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I've done it; it's bogus.


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Re: Ear wax cones: yay or nay? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5314573 - 02/18/06 08:48 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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I'll lend you the fork  :smirk:




Your sarcastic cat avatar gives me jollies.

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Re: Ear wax cones: yay or nay? [Re: Harmonic_Order]
    #5314586 - 02/18/06 08:51 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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Harmonic_Order said:
Your sarcastic cat avatar gives me jollies.




dont get any funny ideas, the ocelot isnt into that interspecies stuff


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Re: Ear wax cones: yay or nay? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5314743 - 02/18/06 09:45 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

But I  :confused: I just meant
Well, you caught me
One time during an orgasm, i looked over and saw the cat's ass
I haven't felt right since
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Re: Ear wax cones: yay or nay? [Re: Harmonic_Order]
    #5314750 - 02/18/06 09:47 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

:wtf:

!lol!



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Re: Ear wax cones: yay or nay? [Re: eligal]
    #5314814 - 02/18/06 10:09 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

never put anything in your ear smaller than your elbow


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Re: Ear wax cones: yay or nay? [Re: fresh313]
    #5314825 - 02/18/06 10:14 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

:rofl:


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Re: Ear wax cones: yay or nay? [Re: Cubieman420]
    #5315071 - 02/18/06 11:29 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Dude. The best ear cleaniing method is a few drops of Hydrogen Peroxide. Let is sit in there for 5-20 minutes (the longer, the better).
Then just shake it out onto napkin. It's quite efficient and kinda fun hearing it sizzle.


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Re: Ear wax cones: yay or nay? [Re: TM]
    #5315234 - 02/19/06 12:16 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Hydrogen Peroxide huh? Never tried that one. I love building up my ear wax because then I can bump my system in my car 2x as loud haha. I love playing the music so fucking loud that the cars next to me can hear it through my windows hahaah and thiers.


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Re: Ear wax cones: yay or nay? [Re: Cubieman420]
    #5315663 - 02/19/06 05:17 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

It's complete bollocks.

The best way to get rid of earwax is to pour half a teaspoon of olive oil in the ear. It gets warmed by your body heat and makes the earwax melt.


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Re: Ear wax cones: yay or nay? [Re: Lazerouth]
    #5315666 - 02/19/06 05:25 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

from PERSONAL experience..

do it. if you do it right, you will not regret it.

look at your ear wax.

ITS A NATURAL VACUUM!!

ooooo its spoooky in there.


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Re: Ear wax cones: yay or nay? [Re: Harmonic_Order]
    #5315693 - 02/19/06 06:12 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Harmonic_Order said:
Just get one of those swimmer's ear ear cleaning kits from the grocery store.





:thumbup:

It works like a charm every time.

My wifes girlfriend swears that urine is the best thing that you can use on your ears. I asked her once (when my ear was clogged) if she would piss on me. It got a good laugh, but she didn't say no either.

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Re: Ear wax cones: yay or nay? [Re: gregorio]
    #5315732 - 02/19/06 07:12 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

From a medical standpoint earwaxing is horse shit. The ear canal is tiny and there is no way the shit you see at the bottom of the cone is from your ear. The cones are made of bees wax and it just collects at the bottom of the cone leading the user to believe it came out of the ear.

If someone fucks up and burns your ear drum then you are FUCKED for life.

Not worth the risk.


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Re: Ear wax cones: yay or nay? [Re: Left Nut City]
    #5316447 - 02/19/06 01:11 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Yah, best bet is to buy some ear cleaning shit from the store.  Use that, clean it out, then drop some h202 in your ear to help harden the wax a bit, and then use one of those bulbs with warm water to flush out the rest.

Due to my sinus problems i have a bunch of problems with my ears.  I have to do this shit every month, i asked my physician about the ear candles and he just laughed at me :wink:


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Re: Ear wax cones: yay or nay? [Re: TM]
    #5316584 - 02/19/06 02:13 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

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Dude. The best ear cleaniing method is a few drops of Hydrogen Peroxide. Let is sit in there for 5-20 minutes (the longer, the better).
Then just shake it out onto napkin. It's quite efficient and kinda fun hearing it sizzle.




Is this really safe?

I do this sometimes when I have a hellified blockage in my ear (usually induced by the use of the dreaded q-tip). It seems like it might be effecting my hearing. Of course this could just be the earwax. What a vicious cycle.

You've been doing this with regularity for some years and never had anything bad come of it?

OH, and so as not to derail the thread... if you're going to buy an ear candle, get the bayberry scent. Very relaxing.


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Re: Ear wax cones: yay or nay? [Re: mrsautoman]
    #5316677 - 02/19/06 02:40 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

uhhh.... i just use Q-Tips....


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Re: Ear wax cones: yay or nay? [Re: mrsautoman]
    #5316722 - 02/19/06 02:54 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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mrsautoman said:
Quote:

TripMeister said:
Dude. The best ear cleaniing method is a few drops of Hydrogen Peroxide. Let is sit in there for 5-20 minutes (the longer, the better).
Then just shake it out onto napkin. It's quite efficient and kinda fun hearing it sizzle.




Is this really safe?

I do this sometimes when I have a hellified blockage in my ear (usually induced by the use of the dreaded q-tip). It seems like it might be effecting my hearing. Of course this could just be the earwax. What a vicious cycle.

You've been doing this with regularity for some years and never had anything bad come of it?

OH, and so as not to derail the thread... if you're going to buy an ear candle, get the bayberry scent. Very relaxing.




The method was taught to me by an RN about 31 years ago. It's absolutely safe and VERY effective, as you know.

Yeah, I do it before I trip so I can hear the music even better... Whether my ears need it or not. :laugh:


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Re: Ear wax cones: yay or nay? [Re: Cubieman420]
    #5317180 - 02/19/06 05:40 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

it works


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Re: Ear wax cones: yay or nay? [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
    #5317369 - 02/19/06 06:37 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Yeah I burned one in my ear and didn't feel any better. And don't belive what they tell you about em at GNC those guys get a commission


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Re: Ear wax cones: yay or nay? [Re: Cubieman420]
    #5317397 - 02/19/06 06:44 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I think its a good idea. I read somewhere that wearing headphones increases bacteria build up in the ear or something like that. I wear mine alot, even in my sleep.


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