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OfflineMisterMyco
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quick political joke
    #5311907 - 02/17/06 08:26 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I don't want to start a trend of posting jokes in here, but I really liked this one..


After giving a speech at an elementary school, President Bush lets the kids ask questions.

?How come you invaded Iraq without the support of the U.N.?? asks one boy.

Just as Bush begins to answer, the recess bell rings and he says they?ll continue afterward. Half an hour later the kids come back in.

?Where were we?? says George. ?Oh, yes?does anyone want to ask me anything??

A different boy raises his hand and says, ?I have three questions: First, why did you invade Iraq without support from the U.N.? Why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And, lastly, where the hell is Billy??


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OfflineTurn
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Re: quick political joke [Re: MisterMyco]
    #5312148 - 02/17/06 09:56 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Hehe that was great, and I know funny


Edited by Turn (02/17/06 09:56 PM)


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OfflineCashFlow
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Re: quick political joke [Re: Turn]
    #5312153 - 02/17/06 09:57 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

lol..Nice One


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Re: quick political joke [Re: CashFlow]
    #5312721 - 02/18/06 04:22 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

bwahahahahahhahahahahahahahaaaaaahahhahahahaaaa


good!!!!!!!!!!!

the recess bell rings again. Billy's look alike enters. His hair is alittle messed.


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Re: quick political joke [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #5312762 - 02/18/06 05:55 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

:shake:


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: quick political joke [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #5312954 - 02/18/06 09:10 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

nakors_junk_bag said:
bwahahahahahhahahahahahahahaaaaaahahhahahahaaaa


good!!!!!!!!!!!

the recess bell rings again. Billy's look alike enters. His hair is alittle messed.




Is this a catholic school?


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Re: quick political joke [Re: zappaisgod]
    #5313164 - 02/18/06 11:46 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

bwahahaaa, that is more than a little funny.


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Re: quick political joke [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #5314645 - 02/18/06 09:12 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

The biggest joke of them all IS the UN


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Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.”


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