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loopin20
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taking a morning dump
#5309615 - 02/17/06 06:33 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I just dropped a huge load. What is it about morning dumps that make them so damned good?
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eligal
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Re: taking a morning dump [Re: loopin20]
#5309620 - 02/17/06 06:38 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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my toilet is clogged....
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gregorio
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Re: taking a morning dump [Re: eligal]
#5309621 - 02/17/06 06:40 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Did you ever get some toilet paper?
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goobler
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Re: taking a morning dump [Re: loopin20]
#5309631 - 02/17/06 06:45 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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its so nice because you get to start the day with a load off your mind
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Re: taking a morning dump [Re: goobler]
#5309658 - 02/17/06 07:01 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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eligal
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Re: taking a morning dump [Re: gregorio]
#5309668 - 02/17/06 07:13 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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why yes actually i did get toilet paper. my roommate that normally leaches off of my toilet paper actually had a roll in his room... (he used toilet paper instead of napkins, its cheaper). so i stole his.
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Re: taking a morning dump [Re: eligal]
#5309696 - 02/17/06 07:39 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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you dont have TP? why?
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eligal
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Re: taking a morning dump [Re: goobler]
#5309711 - 02/17/06 07:48 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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i ran out
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Re: taking a morning dump [Re: loopin20]
#5309787 - 02/17/06 08:37 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Because it's poo and you're getting it out of your system!
Seriously, shortly prior to taking a dump (when the poo queues up in your colon) you can notice feeling a tiny bit ill. This is because poo has toxins in it and your colon is permeable. You'd have to really pay attention to notice tho.
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Re: taking a morning dump [Re: loopin20]
#5309791 - 02/17/06 08:41 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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i can go max 30 minutes being awake without having to take a crap... wait any longer, and it's not going to be pleasant!
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LuciferSam
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Re: taking a morning dump [Re: Krishna]
#5309822 - 02/17/06 08:58 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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1st cigarette and coffee of the day and I'm on the throne laying a cable....
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Re: taking a morning dump [Re: LuciferSam]
#5309898 - 02/17/06 09:44 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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yup, same here, about a 1/2 hr after my first cig and cup of coffee im headed to the john. New issue of playboy just came in as well, its nice to have new shitter reading material
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Re: taking a morning dump [Re: coda]
#5309931 - 02/17/06 09:57 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
coda said: yup, same here, about a 1/2 hr after my first cig and cup of coffee im headed to the john. New issue of playboy just came in as well, its nice to have new shitter reading material
I've got a fecking bookshelf in there!! Current fave toilet reads are:
Howard Marks' Book of Dope Stories The Smoking Gun compendium The Onion compendium
I do my best thinking on the toilet!
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Asante
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Re: taking a morning dump [Re: LuciferSam]
#5309969 - 02/17/06 10:11 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Thats a good one! Toilet literature!
Currently if you upload into my ceramic server you can read "How to live longer and feel better" a nutrition book by Linus Pauling.
Ironic to have a book dealing with a good starting point of nutrition for reading at the end-point of nutrition
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Re: taking a morning dump [Re: Asante]
#5309999 - 02/17/06 10:26 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I work third shift. So for me, its the evening dump. I roll out of bed, go to work, get things running and head for the john. The best part is.. I take it on the clock. Getting paid to take a shite... it just doesn't get any better.
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Re: taking a morning dump [Re: Asante]
#5310000 - 02/17/06 10:26 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I try to drop my load and get out ASAP. I don't want to stick around reading articles when that bomb is ticking in the toilet.
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Adom
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Re: taking a morning dump [Re: LuciferSam]
#5310009 - 02/17/06 10:29 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Fuck.
I just spent like 30 minutes in the john. I got high before I went in there and got all carried away reading.
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LuciferSam
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Re: taking a morning dump [Re: Adom]
#5310023 - 02/17/06 10:36 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Adom said: Fuck.
I just spent like 30 minutes in the john. I got high before I went in there and got all carried away reading.
I'm telling ya, apart from having the circulation cut off from your legs, reading on the pan is the most satisfying experience!
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Re: taking a morning dump [Re: Adom]
#5310043 - 02/17/06 10:48 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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What did you read?
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Re: taking a morning dump [Re: Asante]
#5310098 - 02/17/06 11:17 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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bet he forgot
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Adom
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Re: taking a morning dump [Re: goobler]
#5310099 - 02/17/06 11:19 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Nope backpackers companion 2005, sections on fitting my pack and loading.
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Newbie
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Re: taking a morning dump [Re: Adom]
#5310103 - 02/17/06 11:21 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Cigarettes make me need to crap more. Everytime I'm trying to hold it I can't smoke a cigarette or I have to run to the bathroom and PFFFFFFFFFTTTHPPPPT. Is there a reason for that?
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Adom
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Re: taking a morning dump [Re: Newbie]
#5310105 - 02/17/06 11:22 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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nicotine has a known laxative effect.
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Re: taking a morning dump [Re: loopin20]
#5310127 - 02/17/06 11:30 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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This line of books is great for bathroom reading.
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fresh313
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Re: taking a morning dump [Re: Redstorm]
#5311543 - 02/17/06 06:35 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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smoking a bowl in the morning then hittin up the rest room thats the start of a grreaat day
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browndustin
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Re: taking a morning dump [Re: fresh313]
#5312138 - 02/17/06 09:53 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I can't go in the morning! 
I think that it's because you lose so much water overnight. I should start taking more flax seed oil. I usually do my dirty business before bed. Nice way to get relaxed and ready for sleep.
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Re: taking a morning dump [Re: loopin20]
#5312266 - 02/17/06 10:45 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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This is what's called an OTD thread. I'm sure it would go over much better in that forum.
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