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TM
The Mind, The Many, The Music.



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You Won't Believe How Fucked-Up This Company Is!! TOO FUNNY!!
#5306296 - 02/16/06 10:41 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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> >> > Dear Trip Meister, > >> > > >> > We recently attempted to debit your credit card with the outstanding > >> > balance for your 1&1 package. > >> > > >> > However the transaction was declined by your card issuer. > >> > > >> > Please note that we will suspend your 1&1 package in accordance with > >> > our > >> > terms and conditions, commencing in 8 days for dedicated server > >> > packages > >> > and 14 days for all other packages unless we receive either a reply to > >> > this letter or payment in full. > >> > > >> > In order to avoid future settlement difficulties, please check your > >> > credit > >> > card details and update them, if necessary, as follows: > >> > > >> > Please go to https://admin.1and1.com, and log in to the Control Panel > >> > with > >> > your > >> > customer ID or a domain name assigned to one of your packages and your > >> > password. On the My Account page, please click on 'User Settings' > > >> > 'Credit Card Details'. After updating your credit card information, > >> > click on 'Save'. > >> > > >> > Please contact your credit card company/bank for further information on > >> > why payment was declined. > >> > > >> > For further details, please find attached a declined debit note in pdf > >> > electronic format. It can be opened and printed with the help of the > >> > program > >> > Acrobat Reader (download Acrobat reader: > >> > http://www.adobe.com/products/acrobat/readstep2.html). > >> > > >> > Please double check/update your credit card details in the 'User > >> > Settings' > >> > of your control panel and contact our Customer Service via email at > >> > billing@1and1.com or by phone at 1-877-300-8316 from 9am - 5pm ET Mon - > >> > Fri to resolve this matter amicably. > >> > > >> > Thank you in advance for your prompt attention to this matter. > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > Sincerely, > >> > > >> > Your 1&1 Team > >> > www.1and1.com ==================================================================================
> >> Dear Dumb Fucks, > >> > >> When I renewed this account I requested it be downgraded to the "Beginner > >> Package" > >> You ignored my request. > >> I then attempted to cancel the account; > >> I faxed your cancellation request form, I jumped through ALL your > >> rediculous > >> hoops and STILL you continued to charge me. > >> Reporting the card as "lost" was the only way to stop you people from > >> charging me. > >> > >> Take your lousy hosting service and shove it!
================================================================================== > > Dear Trip Meister, (Cust: 8484489) > > > > Thank you for contacting us. > > > > I am showing you have 2 packages with us a business package and a Beginner > > Linux package. Neither are cancelled and I will need to you submit a > > cancel request online at http://cancel.1and1.com to have the account > > cancelled. > > > > If you have any further questions do not hesitate to contact us. > > > > -- > > Sincerely > > Carlin Chesnet > > Billing Department > > 1&1 Internet Inc. > > > > You can also contact us via phone at (877) 300-8316 > > from 9am till 5pm EST Monday to Friday
================================================================================== > You dumb fuck. The card is shut off to stop you from billing me. > Do whatever you like! As far as I'm concerned the accounts are cancelled > already! > > Cya! >
================================================================================== Dear Trip Meister, (Cust:8484489)
Thank you for contacting us.
If you wish to cancel your package please visit https://cancel.1and1.com and use your Customer ID and password to login.
At the end of the process you will need to activate your request. In order to do so, you will receive an e-mail message with a special link which you will need to click to complete the process.
Please note that if you do not receive this email and click on the link with in (7) seven days of the request, your cancellation request will not complete and your services will remain active.
If you would like to have the account terminated earlier then the provided date during the process you will need to activate the cancellation, then send an email to billing@1and1.com with your request to cancel the account on a different date then the one provided by the cancellation tool. Please provide your customer id, contract number and the cancellation process number in the email.
Your refund will be based on our refund policy per the terms and conditions of your account and will be processed within 14 days of your cancellation requests effective date
If you have any further questions do not hesitate to contact us.
Sincerely Carlin Chesnet
Billing Department 1&1 Internet Inc.
You can also contact us via phone at (877) 300-8316 from 9am till 5pm EST Monday to Friday
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"Have some congratulatory drugs." - C. Montgomery Burns I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. TM™
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blissedout


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Re: You Won't Believe How Fucked-Up This Company Is!! TOO FUNNY!! [Re: TM]
#5306313 - 02/16/06 10:45 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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So, go through the link and cancel it. They can't charge you, but it will stop the emails, at least.
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LuciferSam
no turn leftunstoned


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Re: You Won't Believe How Fucked-Up This Company Is!! TOO FUNNY!! [Re: TM]
#5306322 - 02/16/06 10:48 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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He he - you certainly have a way about you with regard to correspondence, have you considered writing a book of ways to tell service providers you no longer require their service?
Make the Bush administration your next hit!
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TM
The Mind, The Many, The Music.



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Re: You Won't Believe How Fucked-Up This Company Is!! TOO FUNNY!! [Re: blissedout]
#5306332 - 02/16/06 10:51 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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The whole point is that the cancellation requests get IGNORED!
I bounced the last e-mail back at them with MailWasher Pro.
No more e-mails!
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"Have some congratulatory drugs." - C. Montgomery Burns I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. TM™
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blissedout


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Re: You Won't Believe How Fucked-Up This Company Is!! TOO FUNNY!! [Re: TM]
#5306339 - 02/16/06 10:52 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Oh, I see. Well, .....BRILLIANT!!!
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badchad
Mad Scientist

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Re: You Won't Believe How Fucked-Up This Company Is!! TOO FUNNY!! [Re: blissedout]
#5306394 - 02/16/06 11:04 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Like you said, if the card is cancelled they obviously can't charge you.
Email them back and have them sign you up for a bunch of "premium" accounts. Then block their email address. That way it will drive them crazy trying to take your money.
-------------------- ...the whole experience is (and is as) a profound piece of knowledge. It is an indellible experience; it is forever known. I have known myself in a way I doubt I would have ever occurred except as it did. Smith, P. Bull. Menninger Clinic (1959) 23:20-27; p. 27. ...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely. Osmond, H. Annals, NY Acad Science (1957) 66:418-434; p.436
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Konnrade
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Re: You Won't Believe How Fucked-Up This Company Is!! TOO FUNNY!! [Re: TM]
#5306438 - 02/16/06 11:16 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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TripMeister said: The whole point is that the cancellation requests get IGNORED!
I bounced the last e-mail back at them with MailWasher Pro.
No more e-mails!
What is this mailwasher pro you speak of?
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supercollider
superconducting


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Re: You Won't Believe How Fucked-Up This Company Is!! TOO FUNNY!! [Re: TM]
#5306471 - 02/16/06 11:25 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Ha, I have the 3-years free trial from 1and1. About a year to go on it I think.
I hope you don't end up getting calls from collection agencies.
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TM
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Re: You Won't Believe How Fucked-Up This Company Is!! TOO FUNNY!! [Re: Konnrade]
#5307169 - 02/16/06 02:06 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Konnrade said:
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TripMeister said: The whole point is that the cancellation requests get IGNORED!
I bounced the last e-mail back at them with MailWasher Pro.
No more e-mails!
What is this mailwasher pro you speak of?
Ever hear of Google? How abnut Yahoo? Try it, it's a whole new experience for ya.
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"Have some congratulatory drugs." - C. Montgomery Burns I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. TM™
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TM
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Re: You Won't Believe How Fucked-Up This Company Is!! TOO FUNNY!! [Re: supercollider]
#5307185 - 02/16/06 02:11 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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supercollider said: Ha, I have the 3-years free trial from 1and1. About a year to go on it I think.
I hope you don't end up getting calls from collection agencies.
They have no case. I really couldn't care less. 1and1 is probably a 2 person operation. They lick my asshole.
Good luck trying to reduce your free trial from a Business account to a Beginner account when they start charging you $29.97 every three months.
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"Have some congratulatory drugs." - C. Montgomery Burns I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. TM™
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Liquidkick
H2O
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Re: You Won't Believe How Fucked-Up This Company Is!! TOO FUNNY!! [Re: TM]
#5307506 - 02/16/06 03:32 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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watch out they might try and fuck your credit score.
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Acidic_Sloth
Acidic poly-Sided Di-slothamide


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Re: You Won't Believe How Fucked-Up This Company Is!! TOO FUNNY!! [Re: TM]
#5307518 - 02/16/06 03:33 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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all i have to say is ....
when the fuck did you become a mod?
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JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD" -- JaP: What would this place be without random sluts? JaP: Nothing, I tell you.
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Stonerguy
I smoke penis


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Re: You Won't Believe How Fucked-Up This Company Is!! TOO FUNNY!! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#5307523 - 02/16/06 03:35 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Acidic_Sloth said: all i have to say is ....
when the fuck did you become a mod?
He isn't he got a supporter account and one of the options is that color.
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Acidic_Sloth
Acidic poly-Sided Di-slothamide


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Re: You Won't Believe How Fucked-Up This Company Is!! TOO FUNNY!! [Re: Stonerguy]
#5307528 - 02/16/06 03:35 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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ahhh!!!
fooled me.
damn that colour!
-------------------- -- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --
JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD" -- JaP: What would this place be without random sluts? JaP: Nothing, I tell you.
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TM
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Re: You Won't Believe How Fucked-Up This Company Is!! TOO FUNNY!! [Re: Liquidkick]
#5307535 - 02/16/06 03:37 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Liquidkick said: watch out they might try and fuck your credit score.
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"Have some congratulatory drugs." - C. Montgomery Burns I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. TM™
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Microcosmatrix
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Re: You Won't Believe How Fucked-Up This Company Is!! TOO FUNNY!! [Re: TM]
#5307662 - 02/16/06 04:20 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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TripMeister said:
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Liquidkick said: watch out they might try and fuck your credit score.
Can't get any lower than 0 can it?
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TM
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Re: You Won't Believe How Fucked-Up This Company Is!! TOO FUNNY!! [Re: Microcosmatrix]
#5307670 - 02/16/06 04:23 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Microcosmatrix said:
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TripMeister said:
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Liquidkick said: watch out they might try and fuck your credit score.
Can't get any lower than 0 can it?
Or, it's so high that this minor charge wouldn't effect it.
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"Have some congratulatory drugs." - C. Montgomery Burns I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. TM™
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