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Stonerguy
I smoke penis


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Re: my turn i guess [Re: oDin]
#5307241 - 02/16/06 02:22 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I think if you arnt morbidly over weight you wont need to even do anything... After months and months of smoking daily up to 5 times a day I passed within a week.
Just work out alot then drink 1-2 bottles of water befor the test....
-------------------- yawn... SG
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baraka



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Re: my turn i guess [Re: Stonerguy]
#5307512 - 02/16/06 03:32 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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You want to keep your metabolism as high as possible until a few days before your test. Then you would want to keep it slow for the test. Also before you take the test gelatin, dieuretics and what not can help. Look into it. If its a UA you can not use somthing that you put into your urine.
I am no expert by any means, but that would be my best guess.
-------------------- This is the only time I really feel alive.
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oDin
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Re: my turn i guess [Re: baraka]
#5309026 - 02/16/06 10:23 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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welp after talking and reading we decided to get some pee
never thought i would buy pee but meh i dont know anyone near me i can ask....
I'm kinda nervous and really cant afford to take a chance...in 1 year i will be bill-less and would be more willing to see what my metabolism is capable of at that point.
but for now i have no idea if they will watch or not. so got some pee, real pee no less, heh, sigh, and a tube thing to run by my penor with a valve...o and some hand warmers...gonna practice a few times to get it right. apparently the company i work for will continue random testing, so the delivery device will prolly be reused. they said i will always have 72 hours after recieving the letter to show up at the pee station so i think this system should work out as i plan on having spare piss around the house...i have to admit i just LOL while typing that last part. i also heard from a person that used to work in a lab to show up early in the day.....like at opening time as they will be less likely to catch oddities if there are any ie temp, SG.
thank you so much for the input people. its nice just to see other people have peed and survived.
on top of that im NOT smoking till after the test and drinking some water a few hours before, just in case my primary plan falls apart for some reason.
when its all said and done ill post a urine update bleh
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blissedout


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Re: my turn i guess [Re: oDin]
#5309037 - 02/16/06 10:26 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Good luck. They don't usually watch you when you pee. Not for jobs anyway.
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oDin
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Re: my turn i guess [Re: blissedout]
#5333814 - 02/24/06 12:45 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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ok well i have done 3 "dry" runs
tommorrow is the big day. feeling pretty confident as long as i dont spill the piss getting it ready.
this is one time i might be so bold as to ask for good vibes
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wrestler_az
PsiLLy BiLLy


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Re: my turn i guess [Re: oDin]
#5333836 - 02/24/06 12:55 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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good vibes being sent man! if anyone deserves them its you. good luck
-------------------- how's your WOW?
Edited by yageman (04/20/06 4:20 PM)
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Jim


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Re: my turn i guess [Re: oDin]
#5333840 - 02/24/06 12:57 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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you will be fine. good things happen to good people.
-------------------- Use the Fucking Reply To Feature You Lazy Pieces of Shit! afoaf said: Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.
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40oz


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Re: my turn i guess [Re: oDin]
#5333857 - 02/24/06 01:05 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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goods vibes to you odin.
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oDin
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Re: my turn i guess [Re: 40oz]
#5334815 - 02/24/06 12:47 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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ok so i went in there
did my thing, opened the door and the receptionist/tech came in didn't even look at the temp thingy on the container, probably dumped 3/4ths of it into the toilet and transferred the rest into a different container and so on. I'm thinking "hey woman use all that piss for chrissakes it cost me $"
anyway glad that parts over, now just need to wait for the results
peace and thanks
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mediman0078
Stilllooking.....

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Re: my turn i guess [Re: oDin]
#5334997 - 02/24/06 01:54 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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No watcher? Since you're in heathcare too, that's good news for me!! What did they do specifically? Anything to try and keep you from substituting?? This is good info for me in the future... right now I don't have to worry about it as the place I work can't afford to lose anyone and haven't pee tested anyone in nearly 2 years. But I plan on moving soon, so the chances are I'll have to go back to being submissive to The Man again...
-------------------- ........someday I'll find it.
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oDin
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just take my coat off was all...in a way i was kinda dissapointed as i prepared for alot more
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HippieChick
Chicks can do it too!


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Screw the man and his drug tests . I won't let him mess with my personal rights and liberties .
Peace,Love,Happiness and Harmony Hippie Chick
-------------------- Peace,Love and Happiness HC Freedoms just another word for nothing left to lose.............. I LUV My Greenhouse http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/5545848#5545848 My First Pans http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/6212058#6212058
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oDin
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alrighty got the word form my contact
all good
even tho i figured it was gonna be ok...still that doubt in the back of your head about SG or temp was there
anyway weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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wrestler_az
PsiLLy BiLLy


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Re: my turn i guess [Re: oDin]
#5356161 - 03/02/06 01:41 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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awesome. it must have been all those good vibes 
/me smokes a bowl in celebration
-------------------- how's your WOW?
Edited by yageman (04/20/06 4:20 PM)
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TM
The Mind, The Many, The Music.



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Re: my turn i guess [Re: oDin]
#5356181 - 03/02/06 01:53 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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/me reaches for a high five
Way to go, oDin. (No pun intended)
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"Have some congratulatory drugs." - C. Montgomery Burns I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. TMâ„¢
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eric_the_red


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Re: my turn i guess [Re: oDin]
#5356190 - 03/02/06 01:59 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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yay
-------------------- Anno cock? is that some kind of Greek liqueur? -Geo's All Knowing Sex Slave
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adrug

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Time to celebrate!
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mediman0078
Stilllooking.....

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Re: my turn i guess [Re: adrug]
#5356787 - 03/02/06 09:22 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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YAAAY!! I'm smoking a bowl to that!
-------------------- ........someday I'll find it.
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oDin
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gracias to all the good vibes
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