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oDin
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my turn i guess
#5305060 - 02/15/06 10:59 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I'm scheduled for a UA Friday after next. just found out today sooooooooo my last toke was Tuesday night. pretty much daily use at nights (chronic) prior to that day.
after reading alot of posts and websites my conclusions are that the vast majority of the products you consume are bogus and act primarily because 1. they are a diuretic 2. you drink alot of water thus diluting the urine.
I'm not sure if i would be clean by the 24th or perhaps a day earlier. i am assuming that daily use would take longer then ~10 days. i work out regularly and i think I'm prolly 5-10lbs over my goal weight. all i know about the test is they are sending me a letter then i have 72 hours to go piss after i receive it and its a UA. thankfully i have a mole at my employer's office. anyway, I'm surprised i have never been tested before. I'm in health care and since i have to goto a place to do the deed I'm going to assume it will be a better than average test in sensitivity.
so after all the reading and suggestions I'm thinking about using urine that is not mine. do they usually observe you piss at most places? thats my main point to the post. with the info i have provided do you think i would need a "special" delivery device for the piss? or just the right temp and dump it in.
thanks for your thoughts
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Re: my turn i guess [Re: oDin]
#5305084 - 02/15/06 11:10 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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not all places observe you.. but most make you empty your pockets and everything..
so.. best bet is to tape it to your leg or something, i suppose. and, if you can find out from someone else that has been tested through your employer.. that would definately help... it would suck to get there and have no way to use your fake pee because they were watching you..
flushing pot is really pretty easy.. but, probably not worth the risk of trying if you can get 100% clean urine.
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oDin
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Re: my turn i guess [Re: Yoschie99]
#5305093 - 02/15/06 11:15 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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hrm
you think i could flush it in 10 days?
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Re: my turn i guess [Re: oDin]
#5305112 - 02/15/06 11:24 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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start by taking like three b-complex vitamins every morning for about 4 days... then go to one a day. eat eggs or some other high(er) fat, high(er) protein breakfast each day... drink lots of water and juice... on my metabolism i could pull it off...
you have a chance.. but no way to be sure :/
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Re: my turn i guess [Re: Yoschie99]
#5305177 - 02/15/06 11:54 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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What good would the water do days before a test?
It seems like excercise is the key, tough I'm no expert on the subject.
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Re: my turn i guess [Re: oDin]
#5305193 - 02/16/06 12:04 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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the only thing needed is more thc to drown out the old thc
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Re: my turn i guess [Re: oDin]
#5305226 - 02/16/06 12:20 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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oDin said: I'm scheduled for a UA Friday after next. just found out today sooooooooo my last toke was Tuesday night. pretty much daily use at nights (chronic) prior to that day.
after reading alot of posts and websites my conclusions are that the vast majority of the products you consume are bogus and act primarily because 1. they are a diuretic 2. you drink alot of water thus diluting the urine.
I'm not sure if i would be clean by the 24th or perhaps a day earlier. i am assuming that daily use would take longer then ~10 days. i work out regularly and i think I'm prolly 5-10lbs over my goal weight. all i know about the test is they are sending me a letter then i have 72 hours to go piss after i receive it and its a UA. thankfully i have a mole at my employer's office. anyway, I'm surprised i have never been tested before. I'm in health care and since i have to goto a place to do the deed I'm going to assume it will be a better than average test in sensitivity.
so after all the reading and suggestions I'm thinking about using urine that is not mine. do they usually observe you piss at most places? thats my main point to the post. with the info i have provided do you think i would need a "special" delivery device for the piss? or just the right temp and dump it in.
thanks for your thoughts
Finding clean pee, but someone that will do it for you, is a catch-22, eh? 
Just don't smoke, drink water.
You know, I'd think if THC were stored in fat cells (is this a myth???), then you'd just need to go low-calorie low-carb, burn out those adipose cells that may or may not carry thc, and go from there. You're a pretty skinny/cut guy already , though, yeah? 
I'd say if you don't smoke for a week or two, you should be fine, though.... The perpetuity of thc for drug tests sounds like that LSD orange transmogrification tale.
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Re: my turn i guess [Re: GnuBobo]
#5305227 - 02/16/06 12:22 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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THC is fat soluble, hence it getting stored in fat cells.
I think the answer is rather obvious, and that would be liposuction.
Or eat a bunch of Burger King then work out for hours on end.
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Re: my turn i guess [Re: GnuBobo]
#5305339 - 02/16/06 01:23 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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If THC is stored in fat cells, wouldn't metabolizing that fat through excersize release it into your blood stream, thereby increasing the titer concentration?
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You got me.
I thought if you burned up the carriers, it would get excreted through sweat or pee.
But I'm afraid I have some serious doubts regarding this adipose-tissue storage theory. Sounds like BS and I've never seen any real data to back it up.
I've heard hash makes your brain bleed, though....
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Re: my turn i guess [Re: GnuBobo]
#5305379 - 02/16/06 01:44 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Lol hahaha hash definitely doesn't make your brain bleed, unless you load it into a bong, and hit yourself repeatedly in the head with it
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Re: my turn i guess [Re: oDin]
#5305457 - 02/16/06 03:20 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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oDin,
I'm sure yuou looked at Erowid's info on this. Did you d/l the calculator? ( http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabis/cannabis_thc_calc.exe )
If you've gotten wasted nightly for months up to Tuesday night, you're urine's FUCKED for up to 12 weeks. No matter what you do, you won't pass in less than 3 weeks.
Your only way around it is to use clean pee.
Method 1: Put a condom full of it between your ass cheeks and fashion a small diameter rubber tube to run under and tape it to your manhood with scotch tape. Use a small piece of plastic as a cork. (Even if they watch you, they don't actually look at the stream leaving your urethra and even if they want to, just pretend like there's no way you can go with someone staring at your dick.) Then just unblock the tube and squeeze the condom with your butt.
Method 2: This is what college athletes taking steroids do; Fast for 24 hours before the test. NO LIQUIDS OR SOLIDS AT ALL! Empty your bladder as close to test time as possible and using a catheter and a large syringe, half-fill it with clean pee. Gross sounding and a bit painful, yes, but it'll save your job.
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Re: my turn i guess [Re: oDin]
#5305472 - 02/16/06 03:33 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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P.S.
Method 2 is fool-proof and there is a less painful way to do it, but it can be messy... Just use the 60cc syringe without the catheter. If you'd rather get sqirted with a bit of someone elses' pee than insert a catheter into your urethra all the way to your bladder, this is the better way. Your choice.
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Re: my turn i guess [Re: TM]
#5305473 - 02/16/06 03:34 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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ewww.... lol
sounds rather painful
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Re: my turn i guess [Re: oDin]
#5305481 - 02/16/06 03:42 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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P.P.S (no pun intended)
I just realized that either way of using method 2 will be messy... Do it in the shower.
A few minutes of pain and a little pee on ya is worth not getting fired for drug use.
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Re: my turn i guess [Re: TM]
#5306617 - 02/16/06 12:11 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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i dont think you can put pee in you... thats an out hole..
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Re: my turn i guess [Re: AliceDee]
#5306631 - 02/16/06 12:13 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Drink water and be eating multi vitamins.
OG had an extensive forum dedicated to this.. too bad its down :/
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Re: my turn i guess [Re: AliceDee]
#5307153 - 02/16/06 02:03 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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AliceDee said: i dont think you can put pee in you... thats an out hole..
Wrong. You certainly can. As I said, it's done by college athletes ALL the time.
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Re: my turn i guess [Re: AliceDee]
#5307208 - 02/16/06 02:17 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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AliceDee said: i dont think you can put pee in you... thats an out hole..
and as far as im concerned its staying an out hole. Injecting other people's urine into my own weenus does not sound like its worth it. I really hope I don't have to deal with this shit at some point in the future.
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