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holy hell, I got off so easy today!!!!
    #5302832 - 02/15/06 11:40 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

MAn, the judge called me up to the stand

"How do you plead?', he asked.

I plead no contest.  He sucked air through his teeth and stared at me for a minute.

"I need the officer here to hear the details of the circumstance inorder to accept a plead of no contest.", he advised

He then advised me to consult a lawyer.

"how do you plead?', he asked again.

My face clouds over with uncertainty


He stated in all probability he was gonna reinstate my 18 month sentence that was suspended a couple years ago. 

I was shakin like a poorly made martinis. 

He was like, " in all likelihood gonna do some time.".

I told him I obviously didn't want to go to jail. I also expressed to him my desire to take care of the issue today, as it is quite a distance from my home in south Florida.

He asked me if i plead guilty to the charges.

I simply replied, " if you are asking me if I impeded on the officer's discharge of duty, then yeah I did.".

He said ok.

He asked me why I moved to Florida after the incident and I explained to him my lease was up in NC and wanted a change of scenery.

I also went off on how alcohol has ruined the past couple years of my life and that is why I had decided to abstain for the duration of my life on this ol Earth.

He said good, Florida don't like drunks much.  He must have  gotten into some trouble there to know that?

He looked at me again, paused, then asked me if I could pay the fines and court costs today.

Hell yeah your honor.

I am now currently serving my third concurrent probation. This one unspuervised.  Hah, three at one time.  How fucking stupid is the system. I certainly skated by this time.

I must lift up thnks to that Grand Pranskter and Merry Maker upstairs for this little episode.  +5

just thought I would relate this, if anyone cares. 

man, I is so damned happy!
 


:irishtoast: :flipthebird:  :rockon: :suckit:


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Re: holy hell, I got off so easy today!!!! [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #5302837 - 02/15/06 11:43 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

UH....congrats?


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Re: holy hell, I got off so easy today!!!! [Re: goobler]
    #5302838 - 02/15/06 11:44 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Why thank you kind sir.


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Re: holy hell, I got off so easy today!!!! [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #5302860 - 02/15/06 11:52 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I have no idea the potential trouble you could have been getting..... but you seem very relieved..... so I can congratulate you on your morning luck =)


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Re: holy hell, I got off so easy today!!!! [Re: ShattrdHarlequin]
    #5302888 - 02/15/06 12:01 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I was looking at a two and half year prison sentence, eighteen months atleast without even seeing a judge. My warrant never showed and the judge failed to realize I was on probation. Twice over allready.

boy I was a shaken up there.

giggles uncontrollably.

racked with giggling fits I am.


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Re: holy hell, I got off so easy today!!!! [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #5302896 - 02/15/06 12:04 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

i get my truck back from the impound today!!! and hopefully my charges will get dropped and i wont even have to see a judge... i was driving on a suspended licence but im aloud to go from school and work but the cop got pissed because there were CRUMBS of weed on the floor, we're gonna ask to see the evidence and see if its even an amount i can get charged for... fucking bullshit i dont need to go through...


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Re: holy hell, I got off so easy today!!!! [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #5302901 - 02/15/06 12:05 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Hell yeah! I am glad to hear that he didn't violate your probie! I have serves 2 sets of probation at once. It is just their way of getting more of your money. Well anyway, congrats on not getting jail time. You had better chill the fuck out and not slap cops with your McGriddles anymore.:smirk:


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Re: holy hell, I got off so easy today!!!! [Re: AliceDee]
    #5302902 - 02/15/06 12:05 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

yeah, I remember you mentioning it. I think it will be well.

here they fined a guy 75 dollars for simple possession, wot wot. I was surprised.

Good luck.

thanks bliss, yeah i will. '

I am thinking of suing mcd's, those mcgriddles was so good, I damn near lost my mind, i couldn't stop myself from a pig smack across his mgrddle, fa shizle?


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Re: holy hell, I got off so easy today!!!! [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #5302903 - 02/15/06 12:06 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I heard being a felon is liek, sew awesome. You need a high five!


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Re: holy hell, I got off so easy today!!!! [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5302926 - 02/15/06 12:11 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Shwing!


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Re: holy hell, I got off so easy today!!!! [Re: Animals]
    #5302931 - 02/15/06 12:13 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Animals said:
Shwing!




is that the sound you associate with arousal when hella shows his tight asshole to you?
Its ok.


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Re: holy hell, I got off so easy today!!!! [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #5302937 - 02/15/06 12:14 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I'm sorry.


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Re: holy hell, I got off so easy today!!!! [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5302939 - 02/15/06 12:15 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

for what?


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Re: holy hell, I got off so easy today!!!! [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #5302940 - 02/15/06 12:15 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I don't know your background and that was totally uncalled for.


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Re: holy hell, I got off so easy today!!!! [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5302942 - 02/15/06 12:15 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I think. Unless you're just calling me a fag for shits and giggles.


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Re: holy hell, I got off so easy today!!!! [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5302945 - 02/15/06 12:16 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

its cool, i didn;t make it out of first grade, you can mock me and pick apart my spelling. I don't care.


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Re: holy hell, I got off so easy today!!!! [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #5302949 - 02/15/06 12:16 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

???


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Re: holy hell, I got off so easy today!!!! [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5302961 - 02/15/06 12:18 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

nevermind, maybe calling you a fucking fag was out of line? I meant it not at all.

go easy grasshopper, you will be welcome around my fire, and water will always be found for should you ever be thirsty.


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Re: holy hell, I got off so easy today!!!! [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #5303126 - 02/15/06 01:14 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

:wtf:

wow, those last few posts were crazy...


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Re: holy hell, I got off so easy today!!!! [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #5303205 - 02/15/06 01:36 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:


I plead no contest. He sucked air through his teeth and stared at me for a minute.

"I need the officer here to hear the details of the circumstance inorder to accept a plead of no contest.", he advised




Shouldn't that be their problem and not yours?


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Re: holy hell, I got off so easy today!!!! [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #5303261 - 02/15/06 01:50 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

nakors_junk_bag said:
I am now currently serving my third concurrent probation. This one unspuervised.  Hah, three at one time.  How fucking stupid is the system.




I don't think its the system that is fucking stupid.... :rolleyes:


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Re: holy hell, I got off so easy today!!!! [Re: TheDude]
    #5303325 - 02/15/06 02:10 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

whos side are u panzy asses on
i think yur all leos


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Re: holy hell, I got off so easy today!!!! [Re: fresh313]
    #5303342 - 02/15/06 02:16 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

no dawg, i think yur a leo lol


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Re: holy hell, I got off so easy today!!!! [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5303513 - 02/15/06 03:18 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Did you really slap a cop with a mcgriddle? That would be hilarious.


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Re: holy hell, I got off so easy today!!!! [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5303520 - 02/15/06 03:20 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

My mom's a Leo.  :smile:


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Re: holy hell, I got off so easy today!!!! [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #5303545 - 02/15/06 03:26 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

god damn dude...you're so lucky.


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Re: holy hell, I got off so easy today!!!! [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
    #5304092 - 02/15/06 06:20 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

your lucky man you must of had an easygoing judge


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Re: holy hell, I got off so easy today!!!! [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #5304297 - 02/15/06 07:02 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Why were you in court?
It seems like you should maybe stay out of trouble for a while. Its actually really easy.


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Re: holy hell, I got off so easy today!!!! [Re: Twister]
    #5304445 - 02/15/06 07:40 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Not when you've got people to jack and stores to rob.


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Re: holy hell, I got off so easy today!!!! [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5304526 - 02/15/06 08:12 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

its hard to stay out of trouble sometimes because the cops are getting very smart to drug use i saw someone get busted for smoking in there car in a mall parking lot, the cops that busted them were in an undercover minivan


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Re: holy hell, I got off so easy today!!!! [Re: psychonaut_420]
    #5304548 - 02/15/06 08:20 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Umm... it isn't hard to not smoke pot in a mall parking lot. It isn't like not eating. Of course it sucks, but it isn't a "humdinger" where you need to sit around for awhile to figure out ways to avoid it. :smile:


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