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InvisibleRESTLESS
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Jack Bauer Facts
    #5301966 - 02/15/06 02:17 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Chuck Norris told Jack Bauer that he only killed 15 people cause he ran out of bullets. Jack told him he only killed 93 people cause he ran out of people. Then Jack snapped Chuck Norris' neck into 24 pieces.

http://jackbauerfacts.com/


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Re: Jack Bauer Facts [Re: RESTLESS]
    #5302079 - 02/15/06 03:54 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

After running out of ammo, Jack stood in the line of fire, took 3 shots to the chest, and used them to reload.




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Re: Jack Bauer Facts [Re: RESTLESS]
    #5302092 - 02/15/06 04:15 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Jack Bauer is the reason Waldo is hiding.




oh god this one is cute :heart:


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Re: Jack Bauer Facts [Re: eligal]
    #5302489 - 02/15/06 09:27 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

That one is also on the Chuck site. Wonder which was first?


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Re: Jack Bauer Facts [Re: Koala Koolio]
    #5302515 - 02/15/06 09:39 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Thanks for the link, Jack is awesome.


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Re: Jack Bauer Facts [Re: drtyfrnk]
    #5302521 - 02/15/06 09:44 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Jack Bauer's poker face is so good he once won a game of poker with monopoly money, an eight card from uno, a joker, a visa card, a tissue, and an iPod nano.

LOL!!!


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Re: Jack Bauer Facts [Re: drtyfrnk]
    #5302524 - 02/15/06 09:45 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

My ipod has a transform option, so that's no big deal.


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