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now that I have had sex
    #5301255 - 02/14/06 10:40 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I want to have lots more.
OK, OK, living in my masturbation megaplex fantasy was fun and all, but the pussy just holds some jewels that I would like to acquire for this ring of mine.
Yeah, I want to send the fuck you vibe, to all the pretty women(inside or out).
I am actually pretty good at getting women to fantasize about my dick, partly because I was born with good looks and grew to envelope a charming personality, but I rarely take advantage of the opportunities the pussy could provide.
SO long I was hurt, and bitter... and now, I have a taste of that sweet love flesh.
So long, and so broken, how can I mend now, after so long. Well, it seems I am mending just fine, because I am striving for the better.
Women, must compliment me, my true lover must come back to me.
Come back, when they come back, they are who you lack. I want to trust them, I want to love them.
And for a virgin, so long a virgin, love is slow. SO slow is my love, my healing process comes slower.
Love and all that. I look back at my friendships.
I yearn for touch with those I used to know.
I want to be inside of you, my friend, one whom I knew when I crawled.
Love, true love the sun, touch you, and me.
Sex, I will burn into a sex God. A Lion. I am the Leo of your lovers. :sun:
Light will forever surround me, and in the darkness I envelope the moon.
Those women, those women who seek me, the time is now to cash in my chips.


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: four_winds]
    #5301291 - 02/14/06 10:49 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Was that supposed to be a poem?


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: AKSE]
    #5301317 - 02/14/06 10:55 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Chill out, man, it's The Pub!


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: four_winds]
    #5301334 - 02/14/06 10:57 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Man, you've got it BAD, and you haven't even experienced it w/out a condom yet.

Dude, get a grip. The way you're thinking now, you'll be back to jerking off daily in no time.

The last thing you wanna do is be all gung ho. Just play the quiet confident type and it will come to you.


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: four_winds]
    #5301378 - 02/14/06 11:08 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

four_winds said:
:blah::blah::blah:




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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: four_winds]
    #5301384 - 02/14/06 11:09 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I only read half of that. Break it into paragraphs for god's sake.


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: four_winds]
    #5301387 - 02/14/06 11:09 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Sex with condom no bueno, senor!


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: four_winds]
    #5301393 - 02/14/06 11:10 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Chill out, man, it's The Pub!


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: lukeboots]
    #5301395 - 02/14/06 11:12 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Chill out, man, it's The Pub!


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: TurdFerguson]
    #5301432 - 02/14/06 11:21 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Laugh out loud at ALL YOU GUYS.
Hah, what a great crowd. You all ( all of you) complement the evening.
Yeah, what a fucking rant of poetic drunkness that was..
Shit man, I am so fucking confused sometimes.
I'm just better in certain areas, not sex, so sorry. Cut me some fucking slack.
I have been used and abused and I dream about tomorrow, and I feel the weight of others souls and they will feel my love and pain.


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: four_winds]
    #5301462 - 02/14/06 11:29 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

High five!


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5301473 - 02/14/06 11:31 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Hey brother, PM me your first time sex story!! LOL @:flowstone: x H_T
We have a lot of catching up to do, retro_t.


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: four_winds]
    #5301479 - 02/14/06 11:32 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I've been rocking eighties like I don't even give a care.


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: four_winds]
    #5301482 - 02/14/06 11:33 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

But now I'm going to bed.

I'll talk to you later, flowie.


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: four_winds]
    #5301490 - 02/14/06 11:35 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Oh flowie.  :lilpimp:


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #5301514 - 02/14/06 11:40 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Chill out, man, it's The Pub!


Edited by trendal (02/14/06 11:54 PM)


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5301537 - 02/14/06 11:48 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Hell ya mayn.
I need to get the fucking drop on all that is happening in the (copyright) real world.
Once you are out there, it's for the better.
See you on the Flip side


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #5301544 - 02/14/06 11:51 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

e-chode said:
Oh flowie.  :lilpimp:




Yeah, I tip that fucking hat like a child thunder, growing on the mans sunlight.
Hello electrode. Just keep it real mayn. And stay posative.
:sun:


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: The_Hobbit]
    #5301547 - 02/14/06 11:52 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

All you guys need to chill out and realize that you are posting in The Pub and not OTD.


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: trendal]
    #5301560 - 02/14/06 11:56 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

What do you mean "All you guys..."?

How is "Oh flowie :lilpimp: " inappropriate for the pub?  :confused:


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #5301581 - 02/15/06 12:01 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Sorry man, I had only made it to DickDiver's post before skipping the rest in disgust to write what I did :smirk:

Nothing you said was in any way out of line, e-chode. Those that were, have been edited.


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: trendal]
    #5301605 - 02/15/06 12:09 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

four_winds Said:

Quote:

TripMeister Said:
Man, you've got it BAD, and you haven't even experienced it w/out a condom yet.

Dude, get a grip. The way you're thinking now, you'll be back to jerking off daily in no time.

The last thing you wanna do is be all gung ho. Just play the quiet confident type and it will come to you.






Dude, thanks a MILLION.
THat is right on!!






Somehow you managed to delete this one too.


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: trendal]
    #5301612 - 02/15/06 12:10 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

"shut up" isn't allowed in the pub? how about if I said, "seriously, be quiet." ?

and how is this allowed?
"And stay fucking posative, despite your bitchy girlffriend."
- four_winds

that would be fine if the girlfriend wasn't a member.

I want four_winds banned, or at least edited. it's only fair and diplomatic. :wink:


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: TM]
    #5301617 - 02/15/06 12:11 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Delete? I didn't delete any posts. Just edited a few, which are all plainly obvious above :wink:


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: TM]
    #5301623 - 02/15/06 12:13 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

nothing was deleted.
It has all been recorded in " The book"
This little tidbit was just beyond your realization, at the time.
And for the nit pickers, This is the pub, right, the pub a scrub, in the bath tub?
:cool: :sun:


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: lukeboots]
    #5301626 - 02/15/06 12:13 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Hey, thanks JonnyWax! I hadn't even noticed that.

Thanks a bunch, Trendal. Why don't you edit that flame? And possibly take proper penal actions against FlowStone? I know he probably doesn't have any "disciplinary points" on that account, but he's definitely not a new member who's unaquainted with the rules.


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: lukeboots]
    #5301628 - 02/15/06 12:14 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Who are you to tell anyone to be quiet in the pub?

No one forced you to open this thread, and no one forced you to read his post. If you don't like what you read that's fine, but don't tell the guy to shut up just because it's not your piece of cake.


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: four_winds]
    #5301629 - 02/15/06 12:14 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

what the hell does that mean???

the pub a scrub???


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: trendal]
    #5301631 - 02/15/06 12:15 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Where the heck did it go? four_winds deleted it? Why would he do that?

Thank god for e-mail post replies, or i never would've seen it.


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: trendal]
    #5301633 - 02/15/06 12:16 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

He is right, maybe I Was out of Line.
LAUGH OUT LOUD>
But it was out of love, seriously.
I love the pub, and the shroomery, and all of you guys.
SO CHILL THE FUCK OUT.
And lighten up, dudes.


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: TM]
    #5301636 - 02/15/06 12:17 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Where the heck did it go?

I have no idea, man. I never "delete" posts anyway. If it needs to be edited, I'll edit it. If it needs to go away, I move it to The Dump where it remains. It's not in The Dump, so I obviously didn't move it anywhere :wink:

four_winds deleted it? Why would he do that?

I don't know, why does anyone delete their own post? Why don't you ask him, instead of me :wink:


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: trendal]
    #5301638 - 02/15/06 12:17 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Thank you Trendal. Sure that flame was banworthy?


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #5301643 - 02/15/06 12:18 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Thanks a bunch, Trendal. Why don't you edit that flame? And possibly take proper penal actions against FlowStone? I know he probably doesn't have any "disciplinary points" on that account, but he's definitely not a new member who's unaquainted with the rules.




this post is almost as crafy as the Wizard of Oz


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: four_winds]
    #5301645 - 02/15/06 12:19 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

four_winds said:
Quote:

Thanks a bunch, Trendal. Why don't you edit that flame? And possibly take proper penal actions against FlowStone? I know he probably doesn't have any "disciplinary points" on that account, but he's definitely not a new member who's unaquainted with the rules.




this post is almost as crafy as the Wizard of Oz




fo real!


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: eligal]
    #5301661 - 02/15/06 12:25 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Something weird just happened.
I was banned, and then unbanned.
Man, I am going to bed.
Goodnight folks, and sleep well.
Good vibes, and love, to you all.
PEace
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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: four_winds]
    #5301665 - 02/15/06 12:27 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Don't look at me, man. I'm not up for handing out the banstick tonight :smirk:

I prefer to be in a sober state and wear my tinfoil hat for such occaisions. For protection, you understand :tinfoil:


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: trendal]
    #5301893 - 02/15/06 01:48 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

why is that guys name echode?


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: new_to_shrooms]
    #5301895 - 02/15/06 01:50 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Why do you keep asking?
Why is your name new_to_shrooms?
Didn't you know someday you wouldn't be new_to_shrooms anymore?
Or are you just an e-chode?


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: new_to_shrooms]
    #5301934 - 02/15/06 02:04 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

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why is that guys name echode?




Why wouldn't you ask me?  You're weird.  :batboy:


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: TM]
    #5301952 - 02/15/06 02:10 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Everyone recommending he try without a condom should probably shut their yap before the newb gets his dick wet and ends up with a kid or a disease.

:smile:

Anyone that cracked out over some pootang will probably get himself into trouble without a condom :wink:


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: mndfreeze]
    #5301957 - 02/15/06 02:13 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Well, he's gotta experience it at LEAST ONCE, for fuck's sake!!!


Jeez!


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I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. :tongue2:

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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: TM]
    #5301960 - 02/15/06 02:13 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Relax, man.


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: TM]
    #5301962 - 02/15/06 02:15 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Maybe he should get some more expierence with it before he ventures in the dangerous realms without it :P


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #5301964 - 02/15/06 02:16 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I AM RELAXED!! DON'T FUCKIN' TELL ME TO RELAX!!

CRAP!!!


:rofl:


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: mndfreeze]
    #5301967 - 02/15/06 02:18 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Yeah, w/e. I don't really care if he ever gets laid again.


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I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. :tongue2:

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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: TM]
    #5301968 - 02/15/06 02:18 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

:ghandi:  :rainbowcloud:  :catfrog:

There, feeling calmer?  :sun:


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: TM]
    #5301972 - 02/15/06 02:19 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

It's FlowStone. I PRAY that he uses a contraceptive.


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #5301976 - 02/15/06 02:20 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I havnt used a condom in years.

The wonderful benefit of getting 'fixed' and having the same clean partner. woot!


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: mndfreeze]
    #5301980 - 02/15/06 02:21 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

My gf won't let me use one; she's addicted to abortions. :frown:


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #5301981 - 02/15/06 02:22 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

:kong: :flyingpig: :fatbastard:


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: TM]
    #5301985 - 02/15/06 02:25 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

MMMBOP


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: RESTLESS]
    #5301998 - 02/15/06 02:32 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

BADDOO BADDOOP


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: TM]
    #5302001 - 02/15/06 02:34 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: RESTLESS]
    #5302003 - 02/15/06 02:35 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

click ur pictar


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #5302009 - 02/15/06 02:37 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Now that's fucked!


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: four_winds]
    #5302035 - 02/15/06 02:50 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

blowstone


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: Microcosmatrix]
    #5302330 - 02/15/06 07:42 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

sex gets boring


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: four_winds]
    #5303988 - 02/15/06 05:59 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

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nothing was deleted.
This is the pub, right, the pub a scrub, in the bath tub?
:cool: :sun:





haha  :laugh:


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: TM]
    #5304039 - 02/15/06 06:09 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

TripMeister said:
Just play the quiet confident type and it will come to you.



What the fuck? Most untrue thing I've ever heard of.


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: leery11]
    #5304058 - 02/15/06 06:13 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

leery11 said:
Quote:

TripMeister said:
Just play the quiet confident type and it will come to you.



What the fuck? Most untrue thing I've ever heard of.




Good luck with women then, my young friend.

You'll learn.


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: TM]
    #5304256 - 02/15/06 06:53 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Thanks. I hope I will.

Well I know I will, what I mean is I hope to have the opportunities to.


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Om Namah Shivaya, I tell you What!


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: leery11]
    #5304326 - 02/15/06 07:10 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

leery11 said:
Quote:

TripMeister said:
Just play the quiet confident type and it will come to you.



What the fuck? Most untrue thing I've ever heard of.




I agree.  I haven't gone looking for sex, and as a result haven't gotten any, lol :smile:


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: leery11]
    #5304429 - 02/15/06 07:36 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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leery11 said:
Thanks. I hope I will.

Well I know I will, what I mean is I hope to have the opportunities to.




Well, if you know where to look and how to make it look like your not looking...
In fact, you have to project so much confidence that your attitude says "I don't need you, you need me."
Women love that on a subconcious level. They can't resist it.


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I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. :tongue2:

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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: TM]
    #5304565 - 02/15/06 08:24 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Well I mean I feel like I have a lot I could teach a girl who is similar minded to me but still kind of attached to more mainstreamed ways of living..... but I don't know if intellectualism is a big turn on. That's about the only way I'm "confident" in things. Like when I wrote an essay question with another girl today mine was way better than hers and you know, so she used my format but rewrote it in her handwriting because my handwriting is the lame.

Those kinds of things.

But I don't go looking and I don't initiate things. So that you know, makes my encounters with women like a few times a year thing at best.


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....I embrace my desire to feel the rhythm, to feel connected enough to step aside and weep like a widow, to feel inspired, to fathom the power, to witness the beauty, to bathe in the fountain, to swing on the spiral of our divinity and still be a human......
Om Namah Shivaya, I tell you What!


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