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four_winds
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now that I have had sex
#5301255 - 02/14/06 10:40 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I want to have lots more. OK, OK, living in my masturbation megaplex fantasy was fun and all, but the pussy just holds some jewels that I would like to acquire for this ring of mine. Yeah, I want to send the fuck you vibe, to all the pretty women(inside or out). I am actually pretty good at getting women to fantasize about my dick, partly because I was born with good looks and grew to envelope a charming personality, but I rarely take advantage of the opportunities the pussy could provide. SO long I was hurt, and bitter... and now, I have a taste of that sweet love flesh. So long, and so broken, how can I mend now, after so long. Well, it seems I am mending just fine, because I am striving for the better. Women, must compliment me, my true lover must come back to me. Come back, when they come back, they are who you lack. I want to trust them, I want to love them. And for a virgin, so long a virgin, love is slow. SO slow is my love, my healing process comes slower. Love and all that. I look back at my friendships. I yearn for touch with those I used to know. I want to be inside of you, my friend, one whom I knew when I crawled. Love, true love the sun, touch you, and me. Sex, I will burn into a sex God. A Lion. I am the Leo of your lovers.  Light will forever surround me, and in the darkness I envelope the moon. Those women, those women who seek me, the time is now to cash in my chips.
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AKSE
My bruises areblue


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: four_winds]
#5301291 - 02/14/06 10:49 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Was that supposed to be a poem?
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The_Hobbit
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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: AKSE]
#5301317 - 02/14/06 10:55 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Chill out, man, it's The Pub!
-------------------- Smoking my hobbit leaf... Please keep in mind that I am just a human being. Please read my posts carefully and interpret their meaning for yourself.
Edited by trendal (02/14/06 11:52 PM)
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TM
The Mind, The Many, The Music.



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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: four_winds]
#5301334 - 02/14/06 10:57 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Man, you've got it BAD, and you haven't even experienced it w/out a condom yet.
Dude, get a grip. The way you're thinking now, you'll be back to jerking off daily in no time.
The last thing you wanna do is be all gung ho. Just play the quiet confident type and it will come to you.
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"Have some congratulatory drugs." - C. Montgomery Burns I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. TM™
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TheDude
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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: four_winds]
#5301378 - 02/14/06 11:08 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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-------------------- "this lebowski he called himself 'the dude'. now, 'dude', that's a name no one would self-apply where i come from but there was a lot about the dude that didn't make sense to me...."--the Stranger
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TurdFerguson
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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: four_winds]
#5301384 - 02/14/06 11:09 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I only read half of that. Break it into paragraphs for god's sake.
-------------------- Hey, baby...wanna kill all humans?
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NerdleWombanger
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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: four_winds]
#5301387 - 02/14/06 11:09 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Sex with condom no bueno, senor!
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lukeboots
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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: four_winds]
#5301393 - 02/14/06 11:10 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Chill out, man, it's The Pub!
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funky ass music: Planet of Dinosaurs // Rich Whiskey
Edited by trendal (02/14/06 11:53 PM)
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TurdFerguson
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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: lukeboots]
#5301395 - 02/14/06 11:12 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Chill out, man, it's The Pub!
-------------------- Hey, baby...wanna kill all humans?
Edited by trendal (02/14/06 11:53 PM)
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four_winds
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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: TurdFerguson]
#5301432 - 02/14/06 11:21 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Laugh out loud at ALL YOU GUYS. Hah, what a great crowd. You all ( all of you) complement the evening. Yeah, what a fucking rant of poetic drunkness that was.. Shit man, I am so fucking confused sometimes. I'm just better in certain areas, not sex, so sorry. Cut me some fucking slack. I have been used and abused and I dream about tomorrow, and I feel the weight of others souls and they will feel my love and pain.
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HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: four_winds]
#5301462 - 02/14/06 11:29 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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High five!
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four_winds
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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5301473 - 02/14/06 11:31 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Hey brother, PM me your first time sex story!! LOL @ x H_T We have a lot of catching up to do, retro_t.
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HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: four_winds]
#5301479 - 02/14/06 11:32 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I've been rocking eighties like I don't even give a care.
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HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag


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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: four_winds]
#5301482 - 02/14/06 11:33 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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But now I'm going to bed.
I'll talk to you later, flowie.
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Burke Dennings
baby merchant

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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: four_winds]
#5301490 - 02/14/06 11:35 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Oh flowie.
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new_to_shrooms
Stranger


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Chill out, man, it's The Pub!
Edited by trendal (02/14/06 11:54 PM)
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four_winds
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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5301537 - 02/14/06 11:48 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Hell ya mayn. I need to get the fucking drop on all that is happening in the (copyright) real world. Once you are out there, it's for the better. See you on the Flip side
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four_winds
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Quote:
e-chode said: Oh flowie.
Yeah, I tip that fucking hat like a child thunder, growing on the mans sunlight. Hello electrode. Just keep it real mayn. And stay posative.
Edited by trendal (02/15/06 12:15 AM)
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trendal
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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: The_Hobbit]
#5301547 - 02/14/06 11:52 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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All you guys need to chill out and realize that you are posting in The Pub and not OTD.
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Burke Dennings
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Re: now that I have had sex [Re: trendal]
#5301560 - 02/14/06 11:56 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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What do you mean "All you guys..."?
How is "Oh flowie " inappropriate for the pub?
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