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How long has it been since you last got laid?
#5297907 - 02/14/06 02:08 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Well guys, thats it, how long since you last got your dick wet. Oral and anal count!
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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: MisterMyco]
#5297909 - 02/14/06 02:10 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Ha you take that girls virginity yet?
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TheCow
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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: TheCow]
#5297912 - 02/14/06 02:10 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I guess thats implied by your OTD post actually.
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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: TheCow]
#5297913 - 02/14/06 02:10 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Today. But Im married, so I dont count.
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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: FungusMan]
#5297916 - 02/14/06 02:12 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: TheCow]
#5297917 - 02/14/06 02:12 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Shes been with two other guys, none apparently had any skill. One told her she gave bad head, but she sucks dick like a champ. I wanted to give her a round of applause when she was done.
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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: MisterMyco]
#5297918 - 02/14/06 02:12 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
MisterMyco said: Well guys, thats it, how long since you last got your dick wet. Oral and anal count!
lets not go there... itll make me cry
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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: eligal]
#5297920 - 02/14/06 02:14 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Seems to me if your gonna be hittin up some highschool shit, you might as well go with some untained highschool shit.
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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: TheCow]
#5297923 - 02/14/06 02:15 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I'm tryin... no girl that looks like that isn't gonna be touched. Tainted is how I refer to... ahem... uh... white meat, lets say, thats been, ah.... "corrupted"... or say "Tainted" by... aahhh yea.... lets just not say it here.
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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: MisterMyco]
#5297925 - 02/14/06 02:15 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Or when a girl licks between my asshole and my balls, thats another time I say "tainted"
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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: MisterMyco]
#5297926 - 02/14/06 02:16 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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You mean by niggas
Edited by TheCow (02/14/06 02:21 AM)
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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: TheCow]
#5297929 - 02/14/06 02:17 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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You said it, not me.
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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: TheCow]
#5297931 - 02/14/06 02:18 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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This is the Pub, boys. Learyfan's gonna be all over you in a second!
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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: Burke Dennings]
#5297932 - 02/14/06 02:18 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I didn't say no N word!
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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: MisterMyco]
#5297933 - 02/14/06 02:19 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I know. But still... tread lightly. I once got banned for saying, "Sorry man, rave on. PLUR!"
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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: MisterMyco]
#5297936 - 02/14/06 02:20 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Well, I guess this is the pub. Im not racist, I was just trying to make him feel comfortable to admit his real views.
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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: TheCow]
#5297937 - 02/14/06 02:21 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I appreciate it!
PLUR     I love love and I love peace and I respect unity and love!
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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: TheCow]
#5297940 - 02/14/06 02:22 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I wouldn't give a shit, but so many lame pub threads got moved into OTD today because of anti-black and anti-hippy discussion. That saddens OTD.
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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: MisterMyco]
#5297943 - 02/14/06 02:24 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Honestly the last time I went to OTD, some guy was posting about how his mom bought him some new Anime figurine, and everyone was congratulating him on working his mom over. At that point, I stopped viewing OTD. I remember when it was pretty amusing back in the day.
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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: Burke Dennings]
#5297944 - 02/14/06 02:24 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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OTD offically loves afficans and hippies and they LOVE afficanhippies!
Orally love, that is.
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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: TheCow]
#5297949 - 02/14/06 02:28 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: MisterMyco]
#5297959 - 02/14/06 02:34 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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fuckin, never.
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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: Burke Dennings]
#5297960 - 02/14/06 02:35 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Something about a camel.
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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: Burke Dennings]
#5297975 - 02/14/06 02:44 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
e-chode said: but so many lame pub threads got moved into OTD today
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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: Shroomism]
#5297979 - 02/14/06 02:46 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Most weren't lame, and it was three.
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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: Shroomism]
#5297980 - 02/14/06 02:46 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shroomism said:
Quote:
e-chode said: but so many lame pub threads got moved into OTD today
*2
2 too many!!
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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: MisterMyco]
#5297986 - 02/14/06 02:52 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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a little before midnight. she sleeps now
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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: badlydrawnboy]
#5298001 - 02/14/06 03:06 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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umm, i guess it was a little before Halloween. It was kinda weird. I met her in Berkley on Telegraph Ave. I got her # cause she said she might have a lead on some acid. She had the most awesome dreads. Totally sexy 
We ended up going to the movies then ended up at my place. 
It was fun. I never did get any acid from her though.
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Edited by sui (02/14/06 03:08 AM)
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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: sui]
#5298011 - 02/14/06 03:20 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
suimush said:

umm, i guess it was a little before Halloween. It was kinda weird. I met her in Berkley on Telegraph Ave. I got her # cause she said she might have a lead on some acid. She had the most awesome dreads. Totally sexy 
We ended up going to the movies then ended up at my place. 
It was fun. I never did get any acid from her though.
so, do you still have her number or email or something? im not interested in her if thats what your thinking. im jsut, uh, like. curious, of like, area codes on phone numbers, yea, thats it
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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: eligal]
#5298019 - 02/14/06 03:38 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
eligal said:
Quote:
suimush said:

umm, i guess it was a little before Halloween. It was kinda weird. I met her in Berkley on Telegraph Ave. I got her # cause she said she might have a lead on some acid. She had the most awesome dreads. Totally sexy 
We ended up going to the movies then ended up at my place. 
It was fun. I never did get any acid from her though.
so, do you still have her number or email or something? im not interested in her if thats what your thinking. im jsut, uh, like. curious, of like, area codes on phone numbers, yea, thats it
sure dude heres the # (310) 217-7638. 
and her cell is 867-5309
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Edited by sui (02/14/06 03:53 AM)
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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: sui]
#5298021 - 02/14/06 03:45 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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-_-
what prank is this.... is this like the number to some transvestite or something.../ the local sanfran police department? the firefighter station? walmart?!
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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: eligal]
#5298022 - 02/14/06 03:46 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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try the first one.......you might find it handy later. 
and the second one is classic.
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Edited by sui (02/14/06 03:53 AM)
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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: sui]
#5298023 - 02/14/06 03:50 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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damn you, now im really curious whos gonna pick up... hmm... gonna have to convince a friend to call for me...
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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: sui]
#5298024 - 02/14/06 03:51 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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ok the first # should have been.
(310) 217-7638.
I bet youve heard this b4 call it.
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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: sui]
#5298028 - 02/14/06 03:56 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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had you sent this to me an hour earlier i might have convinced a friend in sanfran to call for me, but now its too late...
and im calling.... im a pussy 
but that 310 is la or long beach... wtf is it!! tell me!!
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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: eligal]
#5298030 - 02/14/06 03:58 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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this is driving me crazy... this and the damn painful zit i have on my upper lip... why do the ones in that area always hurt so much??
ooh! i think it jsut popped!
eww its bleeding... and still hurts!
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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: eligal]
#5298031 - 02/14/06 03:58 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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just call.
It might come in handy. and yes its La.
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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: sui]
#5298034 - 02/14/06 04:01 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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"might come in handy"? i cannot desifer this damn puzzle...  and im not gonna call... 
please dont make me wait till i catch the guy on msn again... lol. tell me... please?
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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: eligal]
#5298037 - 02/14/06 04:03 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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someone out there will call and post. It funny really.
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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: eligal]
#5298038 - 02/14/06 04:03 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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its not phone sex is it.... please tell me its not phone sex
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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: eligal]
#5298046 - 02/14/06 04:21 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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dammit. someone call!! ill pay them
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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: eligal]
#5298052 - 02/14/06 04:29 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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im serious when i say it might come in handy.
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Edited by sui (02/14/06 04:30 AM)
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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: MisterMyco]
#5298066 - 02/14/06 04:41 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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About 7 hours.
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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: MisterMyco]
#5298104 - 02/14/06 05:19 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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A couple weeks ago I did it ALL haha
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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: barfightlard]
#5298116 - 02/14/06 05:25 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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About 8 hours.. too long
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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: MisterMyco]
#5298128 - 02/14/06 05:34 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Hard to answer.... 4 weeks for a proper session. Then last weekend we started, but i took it out, ripped off the rubber and smacked it against a wall real hard cuz she was giving me shit and ruining the moment. She was on her rag after all, cant blame her too much.
I hope to change that today, with the laying on of the massive amount of 'cheeze', since it is Valentines day....and boy do i have a nuclear cheese fest set up for her!
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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: MisterMyco]
#5298137 - 02/14/06 05:40 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I had a great round of sex last night, actually. My girlfriend and I had been apart for a week while she was on vacation, so the going was suh-weet.
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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#5298145 - 02/14/06 05:44 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I'm married, no sex in the forseeable future
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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5298165 - 02/14/06 05:56 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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