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InvisibleBurke Dennings
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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: TheCow]
    #5297949 - 02/14/06 02:28 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

:heartpump: :otd: :heartpump:


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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: MisterMyco]
    #5297959 - 02/14/06 02:34 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

fuckin, never.


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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #5297960 - 02/14/06 02:35 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Something about a camel.


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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #5297975 - 02/14/06 02:44 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

e-chode said:
but so many lame pub threads got moved into OTD today





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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: Shroomism]
    #5297979 - 02/14/06 02:46 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Most weren't lame, and it was three.


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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: Shroomism]
    #5297980 - 02/14/06 02:46 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomism said:
Quote:

e-chode said:
but so many lame pub threads got moved into OTD today





*2




2 too many!! :mad:


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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: MisterMyco]
    #5297986 - 02/14/06 02:52 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

a little before midnight. she sleeps now


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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: badlydrawnboy]
    #5298001 - 02/14/06 03:06 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

:lol:

umm, i guess it was a little before Halloween. It was kinda weird. I met her in Berkley on Telegraph Ave. I got her # cause she said she might have a lead on some acid. She had the most awesome dreads. Totally sexy :drooling:


We ended up going to the movies then ended up at my place. :naughty:

It was fun. I never did get any acid from her though. :lol:


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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: sui]
    #5298011 - 02/14/06 03:20 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

suimush said:
:lol:

umm, i guess it was a little before Halloween. It was kinda weird. I met her in Berkley on Telegraph Ave. I got her # cause she said she might have a lead on some acid. She had the most awesome dreads. Totally sexy :drooling:


We ended up going to the movies then ended up at my place. :naughty:

It was fun. I never did get any acid from her though. :lol:




so, do you still have her number or email or something? im not interested in her if thats what your thinking. im jsut, uh, like. curious, of like, area codes on phone numbers, yea, thats it
:smile:


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"MolokoMilkPlus said:
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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: eligal]
    #5298019 - 02/14/06 03:38 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

eligal said:
Quote:

suimush said:
:lol:

umm, i guess it was a little before Halloween. It was kinda weird. I met her in Berkley on Telegraph Ave. I got her # cause she said she might have a lead on some acid. She had the most awesome dreads. Totally sexy :drooling:


We ended up going to the movies then ended up at my place. :naughty:

It was fun. I never did get any acid from her though. :lol:




so, do you still have her number or email or something? im not interested in her if thats what your thinking. im jsut, uh, like. curious, of like, area codes on phone numbers, yea, thats it
:smile:




sure dude heres the # (310) 217-7638. :grin:

and her cell is 867-5309 :tongue:


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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: sui]
    #5298021 - 02/14/06 03:45 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

-_-


what prank is this.... is this like the number to some transvestite or something.../ the local sanfran police department? the firefighter station? walmart?!

:nono:


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"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: eligal]
    #5298022 - 02/14/06 03:46 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

try the first one.......you might find it handy later. :lol:


and the second one is classic.


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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: sui]
    #5298023 - 02/14/06 03:50 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

damn you, now im really curious whos gonna pick up... hmm... gonna have to convince a friend to call for me...


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"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."



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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: sui]
    #5298024 - 02/14/06 03:51 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

:lol:

ok the first # should have been.

(310) 217-7638.

I bet youve heard this b4 call it.


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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: sui]
    #5298028 - 02/14/06 03:56 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

had you sent this to me an hour earlier i might have convinced a friend in sanfran to call for me, but now its too late...

and im calling.... im a pussy :frown:

but that 310 is la or long beach...  wtf is it!! tell me!!


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"MolokoMilkPlus said:
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"tactik said:
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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: eligal]
    #5298030 - 02/14/06 03:58 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

this is driving me crazy... this and the damn painful zit i have on my upper lip... why do the ones in that area always hurt so much??

ooh! i think it jsut popped!

eww its bleeding... and still hurts!


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"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."



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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: eligal]
    #5298031 - 02/14/06 03:58 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

just call.

It might come in handy. and yes its La.:lol:


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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: sui]
    #5298034 - 02/14/06 04:01 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

"might come in handy"?  :what:
i cannot desifer this damn puzzle... :stars:
and im not gonna call...  :cuckoo:

please dont make me wait till i catch the guy on msn again... lol. tell me... please? :flowers:


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"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."



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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: eligal]
    #5298037 - 02/14/06 04:03 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

someone out there will call and post. It funny really. :lol:


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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: eligal]
    #5298038 - 02/14/06 04:03 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

its not phone sex is it.... please tell me its not phone sex


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"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

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