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OfflineMisterMyco
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How long has it been since you last got laid?
    #5297907 - 02/14/06 02:08 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Well guys, thats it, how long since you last got your dick wet. Oral and anal count!


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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: MisterMyco]
    #5297909 - 02/14/06 02:10 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Ha you take that girls virginity yet?


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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: TheCow]
    #5297912 - 02/14/06 02:10 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I guess thats implied by your OTD post actually.


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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: TheCow]
    #5297913 - 02/14/06 02:10 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Today. But Im married, so I dont count.


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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: FungusMan]
    #5297916 - 02/14/06 02:12 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Yesternight


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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: TheCow]
    #5297917 - 02/14/06 02:12 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Shes been with two other guys, none apparently had any skill. One told her she gave bad head, but she sucks dick like a champ. I wanted to give her a round of applause when she was done.


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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: MisterMyco]
    #5297918 - 02/14/06 02:12 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

MisterMyco said:
Well guys, thats it, how long since you last got your dick wet.  Oral and anal count!





lets not go there... itll make me cry  :frown:


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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: eligal]
    #5297920 - 02/14/06 02:14 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Seems to me if your gonna be hittin up some highschool shit, you might as well go with some untained highschool shit.


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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: TheCow]
    #5297923 - 02/14/06 02:15 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I'm tryin... no girl that looks like that isn't gonna be touched. Tainted is how I refer to... ahem... uh... white meat, lets say, thats been, ah.... "corrupted"... or say "Tainted" by... aahhh yea.... lets just not say it here.


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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: MisterMyco]
    #5297925 - 02/14/06 02:15 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Or when a girl licks between my asshole and my balls, thats another time I say "tainted"


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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: MisterMyco]
    #5297926 - 02/14/06 02:16 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

You mean by niggas


Edited by TheCow (02/14/06 02:21 AM)


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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: TheCow]
    #5297929 - 02/14/06 02:17 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

You said it, not me.


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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: TheCow]
    #5297931 - 02/14/06 02:18 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

This is the Pub, boys.  Learyfan's gonna be all over you in a second!  :shocked:


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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #5297932 - 02/14/06 02:18 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I didn't say no N word!


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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: MisterMyco]
    #5297933 - 02/14/06 02:19 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I know. But still... tread lightly. I once got banned for saying, "Sorry man, rave on. PLUR!"


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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: MisterMyco]
    #5297936 - 02/14/06 02:20 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Well, I guess this is the pub. Im not racist, I was just trying to make him feel comfortable to admit his real views.


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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: TheCow]
    #5297937 - 02/14/06 02:21 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I appreciate it!

PLUR :heart::heart::heart::heart:
I love love and I love peace and I respect unity and love!


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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: TheCow]
    #5297940 - 02/14/06 02:22 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I wouldn't give a shit, but so many lame pub threads got moved into OTD today because of anti-black and anti-hippy discussion.  That saddens OTD. :sad:


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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: MisterMyco]
    #5297943 - 02/14/06 02:24 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Honestly the last time I went to OTD, some guy was posting about how his mom bought him some new Anime figurine, and everyone was congratulating him on working his mom over. At that point, I stopped viewing OTD. I remember when it was pretty amusing back in the day.


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Re: How long has it been since you last got laid? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #5297944 - 02/14/06 02:24 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

OTD offically loves afficans and hippies and they LOVE afficanhippies!


Orally love, that is.


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