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OfflineHighGuy
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Passing Drug Tests
    #5297498 - 02/13/06 11:23 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Hey all,

I searched the forums and there didn't seem to be hardly any threads on this subject, perhaps I am just a noob. Anyways I have to drop once a week for probation reasons and was just wondering what the closest people have come to smoking and passing a test. I smoke about 1/4 or so a day with friends. Have been doing so for the past year. I've been on probation for a little over a year and they finally decided to put me in substance abuse. My PO had not dropped me at all, but the decision came off of a new MIP charge I caught. Anyways, I've been able to smoke up to 48 hours before and pass the test. To releive myself of some of the discomfort of drinking the massive ammount of water I have used this approach to allow myself to smoke up to 72 hours before the test.

Day 1 SMOKE
Day 2 SMOKE
Day 3 SMOKE
Day 4 SMOKE, Once the last joint for the day is gone, drink a few beers. I've read several places that Alcohol helps purge some THC from your fat.
Day 5 60 MGS ADDERAL, drinking vast amounts of liquids to deal with the dry mouth I get from Adderal.
Day 6 Usually do not eat much, still feeling the loss of appetite from the addy. Nothing heavy, just a light salad. Drink plenty of water to help rid the system of the Meth (water solubule).
TEST DAY
Wake up, pee. Test is in about 2 hours. Drink 2 8 ounce glasses of water, and take 2 Multivitamins. After my second pee I drink another 8 ounce glass of water. Test in about 1.5 hours. Drink 1 32 ounce Powerade in the next half hour. Pee, check for color. Test in 1 hour, so I get in the car and am on my way. On the ride there I consume 4 325 mg Aspirins. Drink last and final 32 ounce Powerade. Arrive at test site with about 30 mins to spare. I wash down 2-4 more Aspirin depending on the last time I smoked, and take 2 more Multivitamins. I usually wash these down with a 12 oz Pepsi.

This has worked for me 100% of the time! I don't buy into any of those detox drinks. I was just wondering what methods others may use, if anyone else on this borad is in the unfortunate position of peeing in a cup to maintain their freedom.

BTW if this doesn't make sense sorry I'm floating on 37.5 mgs of Ambien.  :cool:


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OfflineCubensisCutter
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Re: Passing Drug Tests [Re: HighGuy]
    #5297811 - 02/14/06 12:59 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

i get tested once a month and smoke everyday. usually i smoke a fat ass blunt on the 45 minute ride to visit my PO to take the test. it is as simple as bringing in the urine of a clean friend


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Re: Passing Drug Tests [Re: CubensisCutter]
    #5297815 - 02/14/06 01:02 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

my guy watches me pee :frown:


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Re: Passing Drug Tests [Re: HighGuy]
    #5297827 - 02/14/06 01:08 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

call him a fag





unless he laughs at you, then just shut the fuck up and pee...


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Re: Passing Drug Tests [Re: eligal]
    #5298805 - 02/14/06 11:20 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

all you have to do is say that you cannot pee with somebody watching you. refuse to pee until he leaves


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