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mediman0078
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Re: first time having sex [Re: goobler]
#5294058 - 02/13/06 08:53 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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you bum fingering weirdos....
That actually made me spit my coffee out on the screen.
I remember my 1st.... it wasn't something to brag about. I was just too damn horny and hit the first thing available, which was a weird drunk chick at a high school party who I had to avoid for the rest of the year.... she was a strange one.
The one saying about sex (at least for men) that has stuck with me over the years though is this: Sex is like pizza... even when it's bad, it's good....
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RemainRandom50
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Re: first time having sex [Re: goobler]
#5294061 - 02/13/06 08:54 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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the 1st time is always the worst, ya dont know what to do and its over before you know it.
but belive me, after that 1st time...........ITS THE BEST IN THE WORLD.
'congrats, post some picture!!! (HAHAH)
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eric_the_red
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Re: first time having sex [Re: goobler]
#5294069 - 02/13/06 08:57 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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i've never used one. they don't make them "clenis" sized.
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goobler
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you...
didnt....
use? one??
OMG
/runs off crying
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MisterMyco
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Re: first time having sex [Re: four_winds]
#5294393 - 02/13/06 11:21 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sounds like you were puttin the pussy on a pedestal.
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blissedout
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Re: first time having sex [Re: four_winds]
#5294444 - 02/13/06 11:35 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
four_winds said: She had a small tight body, with a medium head and average face.
Describe a medium head.
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goobler
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Re: first time having sex [Re: blissedout]
#5294461 - 02/13/06 11:39 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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large cantelope
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KingOftheThing
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Re: first time having sex [Re: four_winds]
#5294589 - 02/13/06 12:18 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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chicks get really hot if as your cumming, u say "and boom goes the dynamite" http://gorillamask.net/sportsnews.shtml
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ShroomFan
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LOL @ him saying she had a medium sized head
vaseline? no no
and trust me itll only get better...i hope he didnt expect his first time to be the best
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mediman0078
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Quote:
KingOftheThing said: chicks get really hot if as your cumming, u say "and boom goes the dynamite" http://gorillamask.net/sportsnews.shtml
Done and done... the wife shall hear this tonight.
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kilroy69
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Re: first time having sex [Re: mediman0078]
#5294718 - 02/13/06 01:07 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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a girl that became a hog after high school. She was 130 at the time and went to 190 maybe. glad i did not get stuck with that. I may have killed myself by now.
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Edited by kilroy69 (02/13/06 01:08 PM)
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danlennon3
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Re: first time having sex [Re: kilroy69]
#5294747 - 02/13/06 01:16 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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dont let your first sexual experience make you think bad of sex... the first time i had sex, it was painful did not feel good at all.. it gave me the worst outlook on sex. but after having sex a couple more times, and with proper lube, it was pure extacy.
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goobler
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Re: first time having sex [Re: danlennon3]
#5294762 - 02/13/06 01:20 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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so, no more inflatable donut?
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Burke Dennings
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Re: first time having sex [Re: goobler]
#5294766 - 02/13/06 01:21 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ha, just what I was thinking. How else is sex painful for a guy the first time?
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goobler
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unless someone sandpapered your fleshlight
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kilroy69
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Re: first time having sex [Re: goobler]
#5294774 - 02/13/06 01:24 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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Did It bite you?
Maybe she had braces. ouch.
Quote:
goobler said: unless someone sandpapered your fleshlight
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goobler
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Re: first time having sex [Re: kilroy69]
#5294930 - 02/13/06 01:57 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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thought your mom kept her teeth in a jar....
I kid I kid
ok in the nightstand drawer...ok I kid I kid
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Mitchnast
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Re: first time having sex [Re: goobler]
#5294943 - 02/13/06 02:01 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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fapping furiously.
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four_winds
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Re: first time having sex [Re: Mitchnast]
#5295144 - 02/13/06 02:44 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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Paradigm- yeah, can?t complain. She was good at it. The way she rode me, just made me melt inside.,.. Literally. Yeah, experience+love must be SWEET. I can?t wait.
?you bum fingering weirdos.... That actually made me spit my coffee out on the screen. ?
HAHAHA. Sorry! Lol, it was only once. I was being totally honest. I don?t finger my bum every day, ya hear.
Quote:
Describe a medium head.
Well, all I meant was for her body type, her head was medium, not small. Average face, soft and kind? with about 30 years of hardness on it. And now, I am more confident than ever sexually, because I made her feel so good with how tight she was. Oh fuck yes.
SEX SEX SEX SEX oh yeaahh
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: first time having sex [Re: four_winds]
#5295549 - 02/13/06 03:57 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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GO fuck some sluts.
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