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InvisibleShroomismM
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The bible says
    #5294777 - 02/13/06 01:24 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Give strong drink to the one who is perishing,
and wine to those in bitter distress;
let them drink and forget their poverty
and remember their misery no more?

Proverbs 31:6-7


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Re: The bible says [Re: Shroomism]
    #5294782 - 02/13/06 01:27 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

The bible also says jesus made wine and they drank it. The bible says a lot of things that don't matter oh so much. =P


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Re: The bible says [Re: mikeownow]
    #5294783 - 02/13/06 01:27 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

The bible also said your mom


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Re: The bible says [Re: Shroomism]
    #5294788 - 02/13/06 01:29 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

*the current translation of a book thats been edited, re-translated and re-re-translated about a billion times


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Re: The bible says [Re: Shroomism]
    #5294789 - 02/13/06 01:30 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging: and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise.
Proverbs 20:1


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Re: The bible says [Re: MisterMyco]
    #5294791 - 02/13/06 01:30 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

you noobs dont know me at all do you


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Re: The bible says [Re: Shroomism]
    #5294797 - 02/13/06 01:31 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

You're that deeply religious Christian.


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Re: The bible says [Re: TheCow]
    #5294802 - 02/13/06 01:33 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

That's me. Now go bath in fresh cow blood or else you'll burn in hell forever.


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Re: The bible says [Re: Shroomism]
    #5294811 - 02/13/06 01:34 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I am no cannibal sir. I prefer blood from freshly raped babies. I mean honestly, what kind of monster do you think I am.


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Re: The bible says [Re: TheCow]
    #5294825 - 02/13/06 01:37 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Freshly raped babies are strictly against the bible on mondays. You will have to use old ones or wait until tomorrow.
As an alternative you could show god your faith by sending me $10,000 in unmarked bills.


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Re: The bible says [Re: TheCow]
    #5294826 - 02/13/06 01:37 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Blood of the menstration


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Re: The bible says [Re: mikeownow]
    #5294836 - 02/13/06 01:38 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

"And the streets will flow with the blood of ten million menstrual cycles "


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Re: The bible says [Re: Shroomism]
    #5294846 - 02/13/06 01:40 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I'm going to go burn some animals and produce that sweet smell that god loves so much. I'll sure miss my neighbors cats.


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Re: The bible says [Re: MisterMyco]
    #5294855 - 02/13/06 01:42 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Fluffy? here fluffy.


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Re: The bible says [Re: Shroomism]
    #5294856 - 02/13/06 01:42 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomism said:
"And the streets will flow with the blood of ten million menstrual cycles "




:lol:


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Re: The bible says [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5294863 - 02/13/06 01:44 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

If a woman is unclean, you can't go near her. Sadly, they get offended when I ask them if they are menstrating. I'm just going to have to go Old Testament on them.


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Re: The bible says [Re: MisterMyco]
    #5294873 - 02/13/06 01:46 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

The bible says the lions will win the superbowl next year with the help of god of course.


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Re: The bible says [Re: kilroy69]
    #5294876 - 02/13/06 01:46 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

The bible says he who wears the jewfro is most blessed.


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Re: The bible says [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5294883 - 02/13/06 01:48 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

For god so loved the world, he made his son die. For god so loves you that if you don't believe in him, you burn in hell forever. Thus spoke Jeebus.

Bullshit 4:20


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Re: The bible says [Re: MisterMyco]
    #5294911 - 02/13/06 01:53 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Saaaavvvveee mmeeeeeeeee jjjjjeeeeeeebbbuusss.


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