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OfflineJadian
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Re: first time having sex [Re: eligal]
    #5293537 - 02/13/06 12:40 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

My sister is, but keep your hands off her!

I know the feeling though, I get laid too much and sometimes I just want a break!


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Re: first time having sex [Re: four_winds]
    #5293586 - 02/13/06 01:09 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Jesus says you are going to hell now.


But sex is a lot better when you love the person IMO.  Of course they have to know what the hell they are doing also, but skill + love = mmrrrmhrmhrempokphsdvkjsvdsknc

Of course you're going to hell so it doesnt matter anymore!

:wink:


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Re: first time having sex [Re: four_winds]
    #5293594 - 02/13/06 01:14 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

:flowstone:


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InvisibleSilversoul
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Re: first time having sex [Re: four_winds]
    #5293630 - 02/13/06 01:43 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Damn, I wish I could've fucked a 30-year-old my first time. The first girl I fucked was as inexperienced as I was, so neither of us knew very much about different positions and such. But hey, I can't complain. It's sex, and it was damn good.


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OfflineJJ01769
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Re: first time having sex [Re: Silversoul]
    #5293646 - 02/13/06 01:56 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

I was with my girlfriend and it started getting old. She wouldnt let me go without a rubber even though we are both clean. We were going at it and I looked her in the eyes, then stuck it up the pooper.

We broke up. :shrug:

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InvisibleBurke Dennings
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Re: first time having sex [Re: Konnrade]
    #5293654 - 02/13/06 02:01 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Konnrade said:

:flowstone:




I'm glad someone else caught on.  :smirk:

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InvisibleAliceDee
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Re: first time having sex [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #5293667 - 02/13/06 02:11 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

it was you?? lol

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InvisibleRESTLESS
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Re: first time having sex [Re: AliceDee]
    #5293668 - 02/13/06 02:12 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

ROFLLAMANOA!!


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Re: first time having sex [Re: AliceDee]
    #5293669 - 02/13/06 02:13 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

:confused:

four_winds = flowstone

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Re: first time having sex [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #5293670 - 02/13/06 02:14 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

thought you meant you were the puppet...

Edited by AliceDee (02/13/06 02:16 AM)

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Re: first time having sex [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #5293672 - 02/13/06 02:15 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

"he climbed on top of me, and sat down on my penis"


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OfflineJadian
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Re: first time having sex [Re: RESTLESS]
    #5293695 - 02/13/06 03:17 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Sounds painful.


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Re: first time having sex [Re: Jadian]
    #5293752 - 02/13/06 04:19 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

A guy sticking a finger in his ass Hmm :thumbdown: Not a good thing There is a reason Shit comes out that hole. Nothing is susposed to go in that hole Keep your finger out of there. Also did you get shit underneath your nail. I bet that was hard to get off. If you want a peice of the brown eye man just stick it in a girl. Dont play with your own :goodmorning:


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Invisibleeligal
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Re: first time having sex [Re: Shimen]
    #5293763 - 02/13/06 04:29 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

hey now, be honest, who hasnt reached back for a small fumble?
and dont act like you havent had your shit pushed in!! we've all had it!!  :evil:


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Re: first time having sex [Re: deryl]
    #5293847 - 02/13/06 06:14 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

deryl said:
I wish I could remember my first time, damn you alcohol!

actually, I probobly don't want to know what happened...




you were great :wink:

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OfflineWhiteBunny
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Re: first time having sex [Re: goobler]
    #5293869 - 02/13/06 06:28 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

oil degrades latex my man surprised it didn't break.

WB


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Re: first time having sex [Re: WhiteBunny]
    #5293895 - 02/13/06 06:50 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

there needs to be sufficient stress on the latex to make it break

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Offlineduggan18
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Re: first time having sex [Re: TheCow]
    #5293898 - 02/13/06 06:53 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

yeeeeee.

congrats dude. nail as many as you can.

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Re: first time having sex [Re: goobler]
    #5293952 - 02/13/06 08:02 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

and that stress needs to last for more than 30 seconds.


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Re: first time having sex [Re: eric_the_red]
    #5293985 - 02/13/06 08:23 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

ah you've never broken one eh?

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