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Jadian
Ninja
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Re: first time having sex [Re: eligal]
#5293537 - 02/13/06 12:40 AM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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My sister is, but keep your hands off her!
I know the feeling though, I get laid too much and sometimes I just want a break!
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mndfreeze
Shroomery Secret Service
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Re: first time having sex [Re: four_winds]
#5293586 - 02/13/06 01:09 AM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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Jesus says you are going to hell now.
But sex is a lot better when you love the person IMO. Of course they have to know what the hell they are doing also, but skill + love = mmrrrmhrmhrempokphsdvkjsvdsknc
Of course you're going to hell so it doesnt matter anymore!
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Konnrade
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Re: first time having sex [Re: four_winds]
#5293594 - 02/13/06 01:14 AM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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Silversoul
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Loc: The Barricades
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Re: first time having sex [Re: four_winds]
#5293630 - 02/13/06 01:43 AM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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Damn, I wish I could've fucked a 30-year-old my first time. The first girl I fucked was as inexperienced as I was, so neither of us knew very much about different positions and such. But hey, I can't complain. It's sex, and it was damn good.
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JJ01769
Out looking formyself
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Re: first time having sex [Re: Silversoul]
#5293646 - 02/13/06 01:56 AM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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I was with my girlfriend and it started getting old. She wouldnt let me go without a rubber even though we are both clean. We were going at it and I looked her in the eyes, then stuck it up the pooper.
We broke up.
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Burke Dennings
baby merchant
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Posts: 81,641
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Re: first time having sex [Re: Konnrade]
#5293654 - 02/13/06 02:01 AM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Konnrade said:
I'm glad someone else caught on.
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AliceDee
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it was you?? lol
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RESTLESS
C.M.L.W.
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Re: first time having sex [Re: AliceDee]
#5293668 - 02/13/06 02:12 AM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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ROFLLAMANOA!!
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Burke Dennings
baby merchant
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Posts: 81,641
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Re: first time having sex [Re: AliceDee]
#5293669 - 02/13/06 02:13 AM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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four_winds = flowstone
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AliceDee
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thought you meant you were the puppet...
Edited by AliceDee (02/13/06 02:16 AM)
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RESTLESS
C.M.L.W.
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"he climbed on top of me, and sat down on my penis"
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Jadian
Ninja
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Re: first time having sex [Re: RESTLESS]
#5293695 - 02/13/06 03:17 AM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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Sounds painful.
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Shimen
NotGuilty
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Re: first time having sex [Re: Jadian]
#5293752 - 02/13/06 04:19 AM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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A guy sticking a finger in his ass Hmm Not a good thing There is a reason Shit comes out that hole. Nothing is susposed to go in that hole Keep your finger out of there. Also did you get shit underneath your nail. I bet that was hard to get off. If you want a peice of the brown eye man just stick it in a girl. Dont play with your own
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eligal
Noobie
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Loc: California
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Re: first time having sex [Re: Shimen]
#5293763 - 02/13/06 04:29 AM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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hey now, be honest, who hasnt reached back for a small fumble? and dont act like you havent had your shit pushed in!! we've all had it!!
-------------------- \m/ Spanksta \m/ "do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?" "MolokoMilkPlus said: I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job" "tactik said: respect the can."
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goobler
Reanimated
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Posts: 48,909
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Re: first time having sex [Re: deryl]
#5293847 - 02/13/06 06:14 AM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
deryl said: I wish I could remember my first time, damn you alcohol!
actually, I probobly don't want to know what happened...
you were great
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WhiteBunny
How deep doesthe rabbit hole go?
Registered: 07/29/05
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Re: first time having sex [Re: goobler]
#5293869 - 02/13/06 06:28 AM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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oil degrades latex my man surprised it didn't break.
WB
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goobler
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Re: first time having sex [Re: WhiteBunny]
#5293895 - 02/13/06 06:50 AM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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there needs to be sufficient stress on the latex to make it break
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duggan18
Stranger
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Re: first time having sex [Re: TheCow]
#5293898 - 02/13/06 06:53 AM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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yeeeeee.
congrats dude. nail as many as you can.
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eric_the_red
Registered: 02/28/03
Posts: 14,472
Loc: happy land
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Re: first time having sex [Re: goobler]
#5293952 - 02/13/06 08:02 AM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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and that stress needs to last for more than 30 seconds.
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goobler
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ah you've never broken one eh?
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