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first time having sex
#5293191 - 02/12/06 10:52 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I just recently had sex for the first time.
Edited by four_winds (02/19/06 09:54 PM)
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Re: first time having sex [Re: four_winds]
#5293194 - 02/12/06 10:53 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Congrats!
/me slaps your ass
If you liked it with a condom on, you should try it without. You know, only if she's clean.
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Re: first time having sex [Re: four_winds]
#5293201 - 02/12/06 10:55 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I like the cut of your jib.
Also, vaseline + latex = bad
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Re: first time having sex [Re: Boom]
#5293219 - 02/12/06 11:02 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I wish I could remember my first time, damn you alcohol!
actually, I probobly don't want to know what happened...
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Re: first time having sex [Re: Boom]
#5293228 - 02/12/06 11:03 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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i dont even remember when i lost my virginity... some time in highschool...
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Re: first time having sex [Re: four_winds]
#5293236 - 02/12/06 11:04 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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My first time was the worst time... it gets better from there. Way better than masurbation.
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Re: first time having sex [Re: deryl]
#5293240 - 02/12/06 11:05 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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When you get to try sex (safely of course) WITHOUT a rubber, then you'll feel a lot less "let down" I think, it feels a lot more intimate and organic... I have been having no-condom sex for 4 years (two partners, both tested and on birth control pills...which i have a theory makes girls even more crazy than they ought to be, but thats for another thread) and when I have to wrap it up, the sex kinda sucks IMO. Extra sensitive condoms helps sort of. Don't use vaseline, use good old KY.
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Re: first time having sex [Re: Cowgold]
#5293249 - 02/12/06 11:07 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I hope it gets better.
Edited by four_winds (02/19/06 09:55 PM)
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Re: first time having sex [Re: four_winds]
#5293284 - 02/12/06 11:13 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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four_winds said: Years of telling the girls no, who flung their legs open at me.
wtf... you said no?? what?!?! !?!?WHAT?!?!
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Re: first time having sex [Re: eligal]
#5293310 - 02/12/06 11:20 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Honestly my first time having sex wasnt that great. I was pretty drunk, and could barely get it up at first. This girl was like 19, and I had trouble getting my penis into her at all. Then I would awkwardly move, I mean after 10 minutes I got the hang of it. Eh whatever.
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Re: first time having sex [Re: eligal]
#5293316 - 02/12/06 11:22 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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once you figure out how to do it, you care about her, and there's trust, fun, no rubber and no expectations - it'll be way better!
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Re: first time having sex [Re: eligal]
#5293318 - 02/12/06 11:23 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Yes, I said no. What can I say, I was scared of the pussy. Scarred of
Yeah, I said no to the pussy before. At least seven times, when I would make out with girls that I trusted, that I loved. That I touched. And I told them I wanted to stop, because I loved them.. WHY? Was I afraid to hurt them? Why can't I hurt people... like they hurt me? Sometimes love can hurt, and sex can hurt, and feel good, too.
Yeah, I'm a pretty confused guy.
Edited by four_winds (02/19/06 09:55 PM)
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Re: first time having sex [Re: four_winds]
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Re: first time having sex [Re: four_winds]
#5293335 - 02/12/06 11:32 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Sex without love is fine - lust will take over.
Sex with love is something else entirely.
That's if you want to use that cheesy four-letter word that gets around.
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Re: first time having sex [Re: trendal]
#5293343 - 02/12/06 11:38 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Ah yeah. It gets around. That love potion. Maybe that is why I was afraid, the complications.
Edited by four_winds (02/19/06 09:56 PM)
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Re: first time having sex [Re: four_winds]
#5293356 - 02/12/06 11:44 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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four_winds said: Yes, I said no. What can I say, I was scared of the pussy. Scarred of love maybe?
LOVE.
FUCK!!!
did I love this girl. No.
I gave it all away. Silly me, giving myself away without love. WITHOUT LOVE. All those years. For love. For a lie.
Yes I fucked her good. Out of lust. Lust, ah it took me. it felt SO GOOD. Lust. Damn.
I am drunk, yes. Lions from Syriana or some shit, and this Pale Ale called : Welcome to Sweetwater 420, Atlanta, Georgia.
Shit, I am still young, right? I can fuck up.
Yeah, I said no to the pussy before. At least seven times, when I would make out with girls that I trusted, that I loved. That I touched. And I told them I wanted to stop, because I loved them.. WHY? Was I afraid to hurt them? Why can't I hurt people... like they hurt me? Sometimes love can hurt, and sex can hurt, and feel good, too.
Yeah, I'm a pretty confused guy.
ehehe! dude, you dont have to love a girl to give it up. but sex with a girl you love is different than sex with a girl that you just wanna bang. but its all good, enjoy the different types and enjoy life. let love come, and till it does, tap some ass while youre waiting! and when love does come, dont be afraid! sometimes, pain is good
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Re: first time having sex [Re: four_winds]
#5293358 - 02/12/06 11:45 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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four_winds said: And no, I am not Gay, nor have never fantasized about guys.
oh come on. dont act like those prison scenes didnt turn you on!
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Re: first time having sex [Re: eligal]
#5293366 - 02/12/06 11:49 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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eligal said: oh come on. dont act like those prison scenes didnt turn you on!
My favorite was the one in Austin Powers 3
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Re: first time having sex [Re: trendal]
#5293370 - 02/12/06 11:50 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Re: first time having sex [Re: poke smot!]
#5293391 - 02/12/06 11:55 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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the time is right
go boy!! go fetch!!
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Re: first time having sex [Re: poke smot!]
#5293397 - 02/12/06 11:57 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Yeah man wait till the time is right. I felt it was right, and it exploded into something great. Why I would regret it, I don't know. But I know that I can't wait to get clsoe with those girl friends that I know so much about. Get so close, to touch them from the inside like I always wanted to. Go for it bro, if you love her.
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Re: first time having sex [Re: four_winds]
#5293408 - 02/13/06 12:01 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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and dont forget to take pics for us
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Re: first time having sex [Re: eligal]
#5293423 - 02/13/06 12:07 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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four_winds said: And no, I am not Gay, nor have never fantasized about guys.
oh come on. dont act like those prison scenes didnt turn you on!
Oh, I'm so disapointed in you, eligal. You missed your shot at a great zinger.
Your post should have been:
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eligal said:
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four_winds said: nor have never fantasized about guys.
NOR have NEVER? A double negative. So you DO fantasize about guys!!
BaDumCha.
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Re: first time having sex [Re: TM]
#5293426 - 02/13/06 12:08 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Re: first time having sex [Re: eligal]
#5293432 - 02/13/06 12:09 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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TripMeister - 1 eligal - 0
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Re: first time having sex [Re: trendal]
#5293440 - 02/13/06 12:12 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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* TripMeister bows
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Re: first time having sex [Re: trendal]
#5293443 - 02/13/06 12:13 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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HAHAHA.
What the fuck. You guys in the pub really know how to kick it.
Ok, ready for the ultimate truth? I wondered how it was, to be with a guy. to stimulate my prostrate with pressure. yeah, I stuck a finger up my bum.. Hahah! Yeah, I fingered myself. Do you like to hear that, that I stuck my finger up my ass?... does it turn you on? It better, cause I'm fucking hot.
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Re: first time having sex [Re: four_winds]
#5293454 - 02/13/06 12:16 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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TMI dude.
You're gettin' all weird now. Go to bed.
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Re: first time having sex [Re: TM]
#5293468 - 02/13/06 12:19 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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All weird, ha ha. OK yeah way to kill the vibe. Yeah. Fuck yeah I went to the moon. I went to the stars, and talked to god. So, do you hate me for that, that I stuck a finger up my ass. Why, don;t you, go to bed. Mars, Saturn. yeah, the lions in the the moon, and the planet Saturn. Love. Life. Fuck yeah
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Re: first time having sex [Re: four_winds]
#5293482 - 02/13/06 12:23 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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uhm.
you stuck a figner up your ass?
im tellin ya, youve caught ze gey
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Re: first time having sex [Re: eligal]
#5293500 - 02/13/06 12:28 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Well I was going to offer my 2 cents, but this thread just took a turn for the worse!
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Re: first time having sex [Re: Jadian]
#5293509 - 02/13/06 12:31 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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youve caught it too baby
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Re: first time having sex [Re: TM]
#5293512 - 02/13/06 12:32 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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TripMeister said: * TripMeister blows
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Re: first time having sex [Re: eligal]
#5293515 - 02/13/06 12:32 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Yeah I caught it once. Luckily I was administered 15cc's of pussy stat.
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Re: first time having sex [Re: Jadian]
#5293516 - 02/13/06 12:33 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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you lucky bastard....
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Quote:
elgr said:
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TripMeister said: * TripMeister blows
hes still bowing?! someone better hit that!!
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Re: first time having sex [Re: eligal]
#5293522 - 02/13/06 12:35 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Bowing and blowing at once? Ought to call him fingercuffs.
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Re: first time having sex [Re: eligal]
#5293525 - 02/13/06 12:36 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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congrats prays for more sex for u and the rest of the psychonaut world
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thnx for the prayin, cause i havent gotten laid in ages.....
anyone one in the oc area?
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Re: first time having sex [Re: eligal]
#5293537 - 02/13/06 12:40 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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My sister is, but keep your hands off her!
I know the feeling though, I get laid too much and sometimes I just want a break!
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Re: first time having sex [Re: four_winds]
#5293586 - 02/13/06 01:09 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Jesus says you are going to hell now.
But sex is a lot better when you love the person IMO. Of course they have to know what the hell they are doing also, but skill + love = mmrrrmhrmhrempokphsdvkjsvdsknc
Of course you're going to hell so it doesnt matter anymore!
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Re: first time having sex [Re: four_winds]
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Re: first time having sex [Re: four_winds]
#5293630 - 02/13/06 01:43 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Damn, I wish I could've fucked a 30-year-old my first time. The first girl I fucked was as inexperienced as I was, so neither of us knew very much about different positions and such. But hey, I can't complain. It's sex, and it was damn good.
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Re: first time having sex [Re: Silversoul]
#5293646 - 02/13/06 01:56 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I was with my girlfriend and it started getting old. She wouldnt let me go without a rubber even though we are both clean. We were going at it and I looked her in the eyes, then stuck it up the pooper.
We broke up.
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Re: first time having sex [Re: Konnrade]
#5293654 - 02/13/06 02:01 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I'm glad someone else caught on.
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Re: first time having sex [Re: AliceDee]
#5293668 - 02/13/06 02:12 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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ROFLLAMANOA!!
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Re: first time having sex [Re: AliceDee]
#5293669 - 02/13/06 02:13 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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four_winds = flowstone
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thought you meant you were the puppet...
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Re: first time having sex [Re: RESTLESS]
#5293695 - 02/13/06 03:17 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Sounds painful.
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Re: first time having sex [Re: Jadian]
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A guy sticking a finger in his ass Hmm Not a good thing There is a reason Shit comes out that hole. Nothing is susposed to go in that hole Keep your finger out of there. Also did you get shit underneath your nail. I bet that was hard to get off. If you want a peice of the brown eye man just stick it in a girl. Dont play with your own
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Re: first time having sex [Re: Shimen]
#5293763 - 02/13/06 04:29 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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hey now, be honest, who hasnt reached back for a small fumble? and dont act like you havent had your shit pushed in!! we've all had it!!
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Re: first time having sex [Re: deryl]
#5293847 - 02/13/06 06:14 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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deryl said: I wish I could remember my first time, damn you alcohol!
actually, I probobly don't want to know what happened...
you were great
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WhiteBunny
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Re: first time having sex [Re: goobler]
#5293869 - 02/13/06 06:28 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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oil degrades latex my man surprised it didn't break.
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Re: first time having sex [Re: WhiteBunny]
#5293895 - 02/13/06 06:50 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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there needs to be sufficient stress on the latex to make it break
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Re: first time having sex [Re: TheCow]
#5293898 - 02/13/06 06:53 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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yeeeeee.
congrats dude. nail as many as you can.
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Re: first time having sex [Re: goobler]
#5293952 - 02/13/06 08:02 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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and that stress needs to last for more than 30 seconds.
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ah you've never broken one eh?
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Re: first time having sex [Re: goobler]
#5294058 - 02/13/06 08:53 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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you bum fingering weirdos....
That actually made me spit my coffee out on the screen. 
I remember my 1st.... it wasn't something to brag about. I was just too damn horny and hit the first thing available, which was a weird drunk chick at a high school party who I had to avoid for the rest of the year.... she was a strange one.
The one saying about sex (at least for men) that has stuck with me over the years though is this: Sex is like pizza... even when it's bad, it's good....
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Re: first time having sex [Re: goobler]
#5294061 - 02/13/06 08:54 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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the 1st time is always the worst, ya dont know what to do and its over before you know it.
but belive me, after that 1st time...........ITS THE BEST IN THE WORLD.
'congrats, post some picture!!! (HAHAH)
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Re: first time having sex [Re: goobler]
#5294069 - 02/13/06 08:57 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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i've never used one. they don't make them "clenis" sized.
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goobler
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you...
didnt....
use? one??
OMG
/runs off crying
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Re: first time having sex [Re: four_winds]
#5294393 - 02/13/06 11:21 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Sounds like you were puttin the pussy on a pedestal.
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Re: first time having sex [Re: four_winds]
#5294444 - 02/13/06 11:35 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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four_winds said: She had a small tight body, with a medium head and average face.
Describe a medium head.
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Re: first time having sex [Re: blissedout]
#5294461 - 02/13/06 11:39 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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large cantelope
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Re: first time having sex [Re: four_winds]
#5294589 - 02/13/06 12:18 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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chicks get really hot if as your cumming, u say "and boom goes the dynamite" http://gorillamask.net/sportsnews.shtml
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LOL @ him saying she had a medium sized head
vaseline? no no
and trust me itll only get better...i hope he didnt expect his first time to be the best
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KingOftheThing said: chicks get really hot if as your cumming, u say "and boom goes the dynamite" http://gorillamask.net/sportsnews.shtml
Done and done... the wife shall hear this tonight.
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Re: first time having sex [Re: mediman0078]
#5294718 - 02/13/06 01:07 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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a girl that became a hog after high school. She was 130 at the time and went to 190 maybe. glad i did not get stuck with that. I may have killed myself by now.
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Re: first time having sex [Re: kilroy69]
#5294747 - 02/13/06 01:16 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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dont let your first sexual experience make you think bad of sex... the first time i had sex, it was painful did not feel good at all.. it gave me the worst outlook on sex. but after having sex a couple more times, and with proper lube, it was pure extacy.
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Re: first time having sex [Re: danlennon3]
#5294762 - 02/13/06 01:20 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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so, no more inflatable donut?
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Re: first time having sex [Re: goobler]
#5294766 - 02/13/06 01:21 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Ha, just what I was thinking. How else is sex painful for a guy the first time?
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goobler
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unless someone sandpapered your fleshlight
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Re: first time having sex [Re: goobler]
#5294774 - 02/13/06 01:24 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Did It bite you?
Maybe she had braces. ouch.
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goobler said: unless someone sandpapered your fleshlight
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Re: first time having sex [Re: kilroy69]
#5294930 - 02/13/06 01:57 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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thought your mom kept her teeth in a jar....
I kid I kid
ok in the nightstand drawer...ok I kid I kid
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Re: first time having sex [Re: goobler]
#5294943 - 02/13/06 02:01 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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fapping furiously.
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Re: first time having sex [Re: Mitchnast]
#5295144 - 02/13/06 02:44 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Paradigm- yeah, can?t complain. She was good at it. The way she rode me, just made me melt inside.,.. Literally. Yeah, experience+love must be SWEET. I can?t wait.
?you bum fingering weirdos.... That actually made me spit my coffee out on the screen. ?
HAHAHA. Sorry! Lol, it was only once. I was being totally honest. I don?t finger my bum every day, ya hear.
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Describe a medium head.
Well, all I meant was for her body type, her head was medium, not small. Average face, soft and kind? with about 30 years of hardness on it. And now, I am more confident than ever sexually, because I made her feel so good with how tight she was. Oh fuck yes.
SEX SEX SEX SEX oh yeaahh
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Re: first time having sex [Re: four_winds]
#5295549 - 02/13/06 03:57 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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GO fuck some sluts.
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Re: first time having sex [Re: four_winds]
#5295561 - 02/13/06 04:00 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Congrats.
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