Home | Community | Message Board


This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Shop: Original Sensible Seeds Autoflowering Cannabis Seeds, Bulk Cannabis Seeds   PhytoExtractum Kratom Powder for Sale, Maeng Da Thai Kratom Leaf Powder

Jump to first unread post Pages: < Back | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Next >  [ show all ]
InvisibleRandalFlagg
Stranger
Registered: 06/15/02
Posts: 15,608
Re: Dick Cheney shoots man [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5303478 - 02/15/06 03:05 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Oh shit! Look what I just read in some article on Yahoo:

Cheney said he had had a beer at lunch that day, but nobody was drinking when they went back out to hunt several hours later.

Translated into English: He was loaded.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleTheDude
is waiting forthe peak

Registered: 04/15/03
Posts: 2,876
Re: Dick Cheney shoots man [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5303515 - 02/15/06 03:18 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Yeah, you always tell the officer you've only had "a beer or two" when you're shitfaced and get caught doing something you shouldn't have done. Nice one Cheney!


--------------------
"this lebowski he called himself 'the dude'. now, 'dude', that's a name no one would self-apply where i come from but there was a lot about the dude that didn't make sense to me...."--the Stranger


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleRandalFlagg
Stranger
Registered: 06/15/02
Posts: 15,608
Re: Dick Cheney shoots man [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5303523 - 02/15/06 03:20 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
Translated into English: He was loaded.




Oh shit...that was one hell of a pun and I didn't even realize it.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineRedstorm
Prince of Bugs
Male

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 10/08/02
Posts: 44,175
Last seen: 3 months, 11 days
Re: Dick Cheney shoots man [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5303548 - 02/15/06 03:27 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

:rimshot:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleSilversoul
Rhizome
Male User Gallery

Registered: 01/01/05
Posts: 23,576
Loc: The Barricades
Re: Dick Cheney shoots man [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5303596 - 02/15/06 03:38 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

What's sad is that if it were another guy and he was high on weed, the anti-drug crowd would be all over this, flooding the TV with commercials saying "marijuana kills." But instead, you won't hear a peep on TV about the dangers of alcohol, not even "Don't drink & hunt, m'kay?"


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinekotik
fuckingsuperhero
 User Gallery
Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 06/29/04
Posts: 3,531
Last seen: 4 years, 24 days
Re: Dick Cheney shoots man [Re: Silversoul]
    #5303938 - 02/15/06 05:44 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

without drinking "canned hunting" isn't much of an idea.


--------------------
No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, or federal laws. All posts are works of fiction.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineLearyfanS
It's the psychedelic movement!
Male User Gallery

Registered: 04/20/01
Posts: 34,086
Loc: High pride!
Last seen: 2 hours, 52 minutes
Re: Dick Cheney shoots man [Re: kotik]
    #5304648 - 02/15/06 08:46 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Heh, "canned".  :rimshot:









--------------------
--------------------------------


Mp3 of the month:  The Apple-Glass Cyndrome - Someday



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineCatalysis
EtherealEngineer

Registered: 04/23/02
Posts: 1,742
Last seen: 15 years, 6 months
Re: Dick Cheney shoots man [Re: kotik]
    #5304742 - 02/15/06 09:09 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

You might say, "he took one too many shots".

:rimshot:

Thank you. I will be here all night.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinepowerpak14
Stranger
Registered: 01/03/06
Posts: 47
Last seen: 16 years, 23 days
Re: Dick Cheney shoots man [Re: Catalysis]
    #5304878 - 02/15/06 09:57 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Here are my thoughts. He shoots his friend in a planned "hunt", doesn't report it to any authorities for 24 hours, from what I heard he didn't even apologize, this makes him a coward. (Also Cheney never really apoligezes for anything so its not that big of a suprise) He also knew his friend walked that way, so common sense would be not to shoot that way, so therefore he is a moron, which we all knew, I'm glad people like this run the gov't.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineRedstorm
Prince of Bugs
Male

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 10/08/02
Posts: 44,175
Last seen: 3 months, 11 days
Re: Dick Cheney shoots man [Re: powerpak14]
    #5305089 - 02/15/06 11:14 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Actually, he did apologize.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinekotik
fuckingsuperhero
 User Gallery
Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 06/29/04
Posts: 3,531
Last seen: 4 years, 24 days
Re: Dick Cheney shoots man [Re: Redstorm]
    #5305511 - 02/16/06 04:27 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

sorry if this has already been said.. but..


Cheenneeyss got a gunnn
Cheneys got a guunnnn
His whole worlds come undone...
from staring straight at the sunnn


--------------------
No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, or federal laws. All posts are works of fiction.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineSeussA
Error: divide byzero

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 04/27/01
Posts: 23,480
Loc: Caribbean
Last seen: 2 months, 20 days
Re: Dick Cheney shoots man [Re: kotik]
    #5305566 - 02/16/06 05:15 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Lemme see if I understand this... he was hunting while inoxicated without a license? Sounds apropos for the current administration...


--------------------
Just another spore in the wind.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleDiploidM
Cuban

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 01/09/03
Posts: 19,274
Loc: Rabbit Hole
Re: Dick Cheney shoots man [Re: Seuss]
    #5305638 - 02/16/06 06:22 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Cheney said he had had a beer at lunch that day, but nobody was drinking when they went back out to hunt several hours later.

Translated into English: He was loaded.


Further translation: Drugs are bad....... except the ones I like.


--------------------
Republican Values:

1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you.
2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.

4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinenakors_junk_bag
Lobster Bisque
Male User Gallery

Registered: 11/23/04
Posts: 2,415
Loc: ethereality
Last seen: 15 years, 9 months
Re: Dick Cheney shoots man [Re: Diploid]
    #5306202 - 02/16/06 10:18 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

this is the biggest non issue, ever period.


--------------------
Asshole


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblebadchad
Mad Scientist

Registered: 03/02/05
Posts: 13,372
Re: Dick Cheney shoots man [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #5306932 - 02/16/06 01:11 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Yup, just like the blowjob Clinton got.


--------------------
...the whole experience is (and is as) a profound piece of knowledge.  It is an indellible experience; it is forever known.  I have known myself in a way I doubt I would have ever occurred except as it did.

Smith, P.  Bull. Menninger Clinic (1959) 23:20-27; p. 27.

...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely.

Osmond, H.  Annals, NY Acad Science (1957) 66:418-434; p.436


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineRedstorm
Prince of Bugs
Male

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 10/08/02
Posts: 44,175
Last seen: 3 months, 11 days
Re: Dick Cheney shoots man [Re: badchad]
    #5306991 - 02/16/06 01:23 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

The bj wasn't the problem. Lying under oath was.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinenakors_junk_bag
Lobster Bisque
Male User Gallery

Registered: 11/23/04
Posts: 2,415
Loc: ethereality
Last seen: 15 years, 9 months
Re: Dick Cheney shoots man [Re: Redstorm]
    #5307206 - 02/16/06 02:17 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

well that and cheating on your wife is something someone does fully aware.

Accidently shooting a man on a hunting trip is without the certain moral implications that cheating on your wife carries.

People are shot all the time on hunting trips. Rarely is anyone prosecuted, rarely.


--------------------
Asshole


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinezappaisgod
horrid asshole

Registered: 02/11/04
Posts: 81,741
Loc: Fractallife's gym
Last seen: 7 years, 7 months
Re: Dick Cheney shoots man [Re: Seuss]
    #5307568 - 02/16/06 03:49 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Seuss said:
Lemme see if I understand this... he was hunting while inoxicated without a license? Sounds apropos for the current administration...




Way to not get one single thing right. You been hanging around the Kos site?


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleDiploidM
Cuban

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 01/09/03
Posts: 19,274
Loc: Rabbit Hole
Re: Dick Cheney shoots man [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #5307635 - 02/16/06 04:08 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

this is the biggest non issue, ever period.

You think it's a non-issue that a man who'd been drinking during lunch shoots someone accidentally shortly after and isn't required by law enforcement to submit to a blood-alcohol test, nor is he accused of reckless endangerment? This even though had it been you or me, we'd have likely been forced to give a piss or blood sample and possibly have spent some time locked up?

This is a non-issue? That some of us are more equal than others? Alright...

And by the way, before you go off on the "he only had ONE beer" line, let's get it clear that since he was not forced to submit to a blood-alcohol test, he could be (and given the recent past of this administration, I wouldn't be at all surprised) lying about how many beers he drank.  :mad2:


--------------------
Republican Values:

1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you.
2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.

4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinezappaisgod
horrid asshole

Registered: 02/11/04
Posts: 81,741
Loc: Fractallife's gym
Last seen: 7 years, 7 months
Re: Dick Cheney shoots man [Re: Diploid]
    #5307664 - 02/16/06 04:20 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

He wasn't tested for 'shrooms either. Maybe he just thought, "Wow, Harry's face looks just like a partridge, Danny Partridge. I better shoot him before he starts singing."

Wild-ass speculation based on nothing but your own hatred.


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: < Back | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Next >  [ show all ]

Shop: Original Sensible Seeds Autoflowering Cannabis Seeds, Bulk Cannabis Seeds   PhytoExtractum Kratom Powder for Sale, Maeng Da Thai Kratom Leaf Powder


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* The Number of Shootings in 2018: 6,882
( 1 2 3 4 ... 21 22 )
Asclepius 4,686 424 03/07/18 06:31 PM
by MagicMush123
* Shooting up schools is soooo 5 years ago.
( 1 2 all )
AaronEvil 2,237 24 03/26/05 12:21 AM
by AaronEvil
* An interview with an Iraqi resistance leader LaCasta 451 2 12/08/03 03:32 PM
by LaCasta
* Bill O'Reilly Interviews Rosie O'Donald mjshroomer 1,908 12 03/28/03 01:44 PM
by mjshroomer
* 2nd amendment to justify shooting pigs?
( 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 all )
dee_N_ae 13,927 131 09/19/02 01:08 PM
by francisco
* Interview with the woman Bush allegedly sexually assaulted
( 1 2 3 4 5 all )
LearyfanS 6,866 92 07/24/03 06:14 AM
by Phred
* Order to shoot 9/11 hijackers moved too late wingnutx 742 4 08/21/03 05:40 PM
by luvdemshrooms
* Scott Ritter Interview on the current war.... RonoS 843 6 03/26/03 09:12 AM
by luvdemshrooms

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Enlil, ballsalsa
5,494 topic views. 3 members, 5 guests and 4 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.024 seconds spending 0.008 seconds on 15 queries.