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RandalFlagg
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Re: Dick Cheney shoots man [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5303478 - 02/15/06 03:05 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Oh shit! Look what I just read in some article on Yahoo:
Cheney said he had had a beer at lunch that day, but nobody was drinking when they went back out to hunt several hours later.
Translated into English: He was loaded.
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Re: Dick Cheney shoots man [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5303515 - 02/15/06 03:18 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Yeah, you always tell the officer you've only had "a beer or two" when you're shitfaced and get caught doing something you shouldn't have done. Nice one Cheney!
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Re: Dick Cheney shoots man [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5303523 - 02/15/06 03:20 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
RandalFlagg said: Translated into English: He was loaded.
Oh shit...that was one hell of a pun and I didn't even realize it.
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Re: Dick Cheney shoots man [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5303548 - 02/15/06 03:27 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Re: Dick Cheney shoots man [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5303596 - 02/15/06 03:38 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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What's sad is that if it were another guy and he was high on weed, the anti-drug crowd would be all over this, flooding the TV with commercials saying "marijuana kills." But instead, you won't hear a peep on TV about the dangers of alcohol, not even "Don't drink & hunt, m'kay?"
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Re: Dick Cheney shoots man [Re: Silversoul]
#5303938 - 02/15/06 05:44 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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without drinking "canned hunting" isn't much of an idea.
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Re: Dick Cheney shoots man [Re: kotik]
#5304648 - 02/15/06 08:46 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Heh, "canned".
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Re: Dick Cheney shoots man [Re: kotik]
#5304742 - 02/15/06 09:09 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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You might say, "he took one too many shots".

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Re: Dick Cheney shoots man [Re: Catalysis]
#5304878 - 02/15/06 09:57 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Here are my thoughts. He shoots his friend in a planned "hunt", doesn't report it to any authorities for 24 hours, from what I heard he didn't even apologize, this makes him a coward. (Also Cheney never really apoligezes for anything so its not that big of a suprise) He also knew his friend walked that way, so common sense would be not to shoot that way, so therefore he is a moron, which we all knew, I'm glad people like this run the gov't.
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Re: Dick Cheney shoots man [Re: powerpak14]
#5305089 - 02/15/06 11:14 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Actually, he did apologize.
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Re: Dick Cheney shoots man [Re: Redstorm]
#5305511 - 02/16/06 04:27 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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sorry if this has already been said.. but..
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Re: Dick Cheney shoots man [Re: kotik]
#5305566 - 02/16/06 05:15 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Lemme see if I understand this... he was hunting while inoxicated without a license? Sounds apropos for the current administration...
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Re: Dick Cheney shoots man [Re: Seuss]
#5305638 - 02/16/06 06:22 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Cheney said he had had a beer at lunch that day, but nobody was drinking when they went back out to hunt several hours later.
Translated into English: He was loaded.
Further translation: Drugs are bad....... except the ones I like.
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Re: Dick Cheney shoots man [Re: Diploid]
#5306202 - 02/16/06 10:18 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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this is the biggest non issue, ever period.
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Yup, just like the blowjob Clinton got.
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Re: Dick Cheney shoots man [Re: badchad]
#5306991 - 02/16/06 01:23 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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The bj wasn't the problem. Lying under oath was.
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Re: Dick Cheney shoots man [Re: Redstorm]
#5307206 - 02/16/06 02:17 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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well that and cheating on your wife is something someone does fully aware.
Accidently shooting a man on a hunting trip is without the certain moral implications that cheating on your wife carries.
People are shot all the time on hunting trips. Rarely is anyone prosecuted, rarely.
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Re: Dick Cheney shoots man [Re: Seuss]
#5307568 - 02/16/06 03:49 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Seuss said: Lemme see if I understand this... he was hunting while inoxicated without a license? Sounds apropos for the current administration...
Way to not get one single thing right. You been hanging around the Kos site?
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this is the biggest non issue, ever period.
You think it's a non-issue that a man who'd been drinking during lunch shoots someone accidentally shortly after and isn't required by law enforcement to submit to a blood-alcohol test, nor is he accused of reckless endangerment? This even though had it been you or me, we'd have likely been forced to give a piss or blood sample and possibly have spent some time locked up?
This is a non-issue? That some of us are more equal than others? Alright...
And by the way, before you go off on the "he only had ONE beer" line, let's get it clear that since he was not forced to submit to a blood-alcohol test, he could be (and given the recent past of this administration, I wouldn't be at all surprised) lying about how many beers he drank.
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Re: Dick Cheney shoots man [Re: Diploid]
#5307664 - 02/16/06 04:20 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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He wasn't tested for 'shrooms either. Maybe he just thought, "Wow, Harry's face looks just like a partridge, Danny Partridge. I better shoot him before he starts singing."
Wild-ass speculation based on nothing but your own hatred.
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