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MisterMyco
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My Valentines Day Porn-Party
#5290452 - 02/11/06 11:44 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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It seems that 80% of the hotties I know are single and sad that it's V day without any guys to buy them useless shit. One girl asked what I'm doing and I said I'm going to sit at home and watch porn, like usual. She laughed and said that I should have a porn party for V'day where all the people without attachments come. So now I have about 15 chickies coming over for Valentines day to watch girl/girl porn, smoke pot, drink and not be around any other guys but me. Fish in a barrel...
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: MisterMyco]
#5290459 - 02/11/06 11:50 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Sounds funner then what i am doing (Nothing). Yeah man, if you can't get some action with any girl their considering the factors that are involved (alcohol, porn on tv, and not to mention their is going to be 15 of em) then i would feel pretty pathetic about your ability to pick up chicks.
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InjectTruth
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: MisterMyco]
#5290460 - 02/11/06 11:50 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Pure Genius.
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: MisterMyco]
#5290470 - 02/11/06 11:56 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
MisterMyco said: It seems that 80% of the hotties I know are single and sad that it's V day without any guys to buy them useless shit. One girl asked what I'm doing and I said I'm going to sit at home and watch porn, like usual. She laughed and said that I should have a porn party for V'day where all the people without attachments come. So now I have about 15 chickies coming over for Valentines day to watch girl/girl porn, smoke pot, drink and not be around any other guys but me. Fish in a barrel...
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: InjectTruth]
#5290536 - 02/12/06 12:27 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
InjectTruth said: Pure Genius.
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TM
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: Rebirtha]
#5290559 - 02/12/06 12:34 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Can I come over??? I just want two, that'll leave you 13. Still awesome odds.
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: TM]
#5290673 - 02/12/06 01:37 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I got invited by this hot chick to a strip club for v-day.
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MisterMyco
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: MisterMyco]
#5290744 - 02/12/06 03:52 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I'm wondering if I should suggest that we all eat some E or something. Not that this will turn into a 15 chick, 1 guy orgy starring "ME", but I can do what I can do to make what I want to happen, happen.
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Chikitta
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Won't that be kinda weird? Especially at the start when everyone's sober... a load of girls sitting there and you rummaging through your porn stash on the computer to find some girl on girl stuff..
You should probably tell them to have a few drinks before arriving 
EDIT :: and the E suggestion is excellent... I can't think of a more suitable time to roll
Edited by Chikitta (02/12/06 03:55 AM)
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: Chikitta]
#5290748 - 02/12/06 03:56 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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or just have all the girls take shots first, then put on a rented porno dvd? duh
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: lukeboots]
#5291266 - 02/12/06 12:08 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Hand out E. Then put in a porn of girl on girl. then play strip poker, and when the E kicks in, start off with a massage train
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party *DELETED* [Re: _SE]
#5291339 - 02/12/06 12:44 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: Scott Bennett]
#5291357 - 02/12/06 12:49 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Wish I'd thought of that when I was single.... damn, good idea. That could be some real entertainment!
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: mediman0078]
#5291371 - 02/12/06 12:52 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Maybe i should just head down to the strip club and go broke for valentines day
p.s. I've never been to a strip club
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: MisterMyco]
#5291380 - 02/12/06 12:56 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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You lucky bastard!
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ShroomFan
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: Cowgold]
#5291641 - 02/12/06 02:22 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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greatness success of this sort is a beautiful thing for us guys
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: ShroomFan]
#5292832 - 02/12/06 09:25 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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This is awesome. Bonus dude
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MisterMyco
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: drtyfrnk]
#5296738 - 02/13/06 08:13 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Fourteen chicks confirmed coming tomorow night, I just got back from the grocery store stocking up on stuff. My bar is always fully stocked, so it ain't a big deal n shit. Got a zip of nugs (not as dank as the last half that I bought, I'm saving that for just me!) , cleaned the bongs out, cleaning up my place and burning some candles to get the scent goin early
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PinballWizard
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: MisterMyco]
#5296753 - 02/13/06 08:15 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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What movies did you get?
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Phoshaman
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: PinballWizard]
#5296769 - 02/13/06 08:19 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I somewhat believe you.
Either way, hit them all off with a piece. Sure, you'll be exhausted... but fuckin' a.
fuckin' a...
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tactik
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: Phoshaman]
#5296898 - 02/13/06 08:47 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Play a game called "How many tounges can you fit on your dick"
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: PinballWizard]
#5296918 - 02/13/06 08:50 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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The movie Waiting, as we all work in a restaurant and frequent those type of places.
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Twister
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: MisterMyco]
#5296949 - 02/13/06 08:54 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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No porn?
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Dimmy
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: Twister]
#5297062 - 02/13/06 09:13 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Koala Koolio
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: Dimmy]
#5297093 - 02/13/06 09:19 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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You realize you're going to need to take a picture? Nothing naughty, go ahead and remove the faces. But there'd better be 14 of them.
-------------------- You're not like the others. You like the same things I do. Wax paper, boiled football leather... dog breath. We're not hitch-hiking anymore, we're riding!
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: Koala Koolio]
#5297142 - 02/13/06 09:27 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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yeah, we want proof, well they might, i just want to see a picture of 14 woman at a porn party. get a picture of the porn running in the background
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MisterMyco
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: Twister]
#5297169 - 02/13/06 09:33 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I have so much lesbian porn now that I can't imagine that I'd need to invest in MORE of it I'll sort through adn find the more triple X shit though, more tongue-in-twat than giggling girls gone wild tease bullshit
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: _SE]
#5297173 - 02/13/06 09:34 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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If it falls through you could just settle for one fourteen year old and a porn party.
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: Koala Koolio]
#5297177 - 02/13/06 09:35 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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or 14 one year olds!!!
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: MisterMyco]
#5297183 - 02/13/06 09:37 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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christ, why don't you purchase a can of caviar and masturbate to that
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: _SE]
#5297197 - 02/13/06 09:41 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I might get a digicam for this event. I like the "how many tongues can fit on my cock" game, maybe we'll play "who can deepthroat the most" game as well. I hope no chick can do more than 6.5" or we won't have a measuring device
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: MisterMyco]
#5298179 - 02/14/06 06:03 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Dude, ask them if they wanna try some 'new' drinks if you can't get the E. I recommend the irish carbomb. Not many ppl have heard of it.
1 - Half pint glass with Guiness beer. 1 - shotglass, filled half whisky, half irish cream (IE: baileys)
You prep everyone. Sit in a circle, and everyone drops the shotglass into the beer at the same time, and chugs the whole thing.
The theory is, the guiness is bitter as fuck, but the irish cream gives it a sweet chaser aftertaste, and the whisky be the extra kick.
You do a few rounds of these while watching the pr0n and you i'll be surprised if you dont land a gf. ...or somekinda crazy action.
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: RuNE]
#5298241 - 02/14/06 06:58 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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You managed to find 14 single females who have willingly agreed to spend their Valentines day in a room full of other single females watching lesbian porn? Maybe im being skeptical here but i find this a bit hard to believe...
Girls pretend that porn grosses them out at the best of times, never mind while sat in a room full of other girls they barely even know...
What are you, David Hasselhoff or something?!
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: Dfekt]
#5300597 - 02/14/06 08:13 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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So how many sex are you having?
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Microcosmatrix
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: MisterMyco]
#5300684 - 02/14/06 08:32 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I call shenanigans
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leery11
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MistaMiner said: What are you, David Hasselhoff or something?!
i laughed out loud!
but if this is true, remember, because you have 14 girls, people like me have no girls. And people like me have never had a girl. And for every time you get 14 more I probably go longer having never had a girl.
What I'm trying to say is why aren't I invited? Also I disbelieve that things like this are even possible.
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: leery11]
#5301043 - 02/14/06 09:46 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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ya right
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: nice]
#5304100 - 02/15/06 06:22 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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So how did the night go?
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: _SE]
#5304103 - 02/15/06 06:23 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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He got AIDS.
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Burke Dennings
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5304106 - 02/15/06 06:24 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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That's what I gave my gf for Valentine's Day.
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yeah, VD (venereal disease) from VD (valentines day)
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Boom
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: _SE]
#5304281 - 02/15/06 06:58 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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It turned out the girls were trannies
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hybridphil
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: Boom]
#5723674 - 06/07/06 05:22 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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HAHAHA From first to worst. But seriously....pics....vids....STD test results.... let's see em
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: hybridphil]
#5723796 - 06/07/06 05:59 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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dude....it's june.
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Hahaha... he hasn't logged in since February.
HeadTripVertigo, you stay out of this! It may be June, but you weren't even registered for this lie-fest. :P
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Burke Dennings
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: Koala Koolio]
#5723843 - 06/07/06 06:13 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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MisterMyco has been banned for months. I'm sure he's still around though.
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