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tactik
Too stoned forthis.
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: Phoshaman]
#5296898 - 02/13/06 08:47 PM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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Play a game called "How many tounges can you fit on your dick"
-------------------- Terrapin!
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MisterMyco
Myco-fanatic
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: PinballWizard]
#5296918 - 02/13/06 08:50 PM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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The movie Waiting, as we all work in a restaurant and frequent those type of places.
-------------------- "I have never, in all my life, not for one moment, been tempted toward religion of any kind. The fact is that I feel no spiritual void. I have my philosophy of life, which does not include any aspect of the supernatural." Isaac Asimov
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Twister
Lucrative
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Loc: Midwest
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: MisterMyco]
#5296949 - 02/13/06 08:54 PM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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No porn?
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Dimmy
Josephacetious
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Loc: Georgia
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: Twister]
#5297062 - 02/13/06 09:13 PM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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Koala Koolio
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: Dimmy]
#5297093 - 02/13/06 09:19 PM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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You realize you're going to need to take a picture? Nothing naughty, go ahead and remove the faces. But there'd better be 14 of them.
-------------------- You're not like the others. You like the same things I do. Wax paper, boiled football leather... dog breath. We're not hitch-hiking anymore, we're riding!
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_SE
Pseudo Reality
Registered: 01/30/06
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: Koala Koolio]
#5297142 - 02/13/06 09:27 PM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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yeah, we want proof, well they might, i just want to see a picture of 14 woman at a porn party. get a picture of the porn running in the background
-------------------- ~SE
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MisterMyco
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: Twister]
#5297169 - 02/13/06 09:33 PM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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I have so much lesbian porn now that I can't imagine that I'd need to invest in MORE of it I'll sort through adn find the more triple X shit though, more tongue-in-twat than giggling girls gone wild tease bullshit
-------------------- "I have never, in all my life, not for one moment, been tempted toward religion of any kind. The fact is that I feel no spiritual void. I have my philosophy of life, which does not include any aspect of the supernatural." Isaac Asimov
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Koala Koolio
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: _SE]
#5297173 - 02/13/06 09:34 PM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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If it falls through you could just settle for one fourteen year old and a porn party.
-------------------- You're not like the others. You like the same things I do. Wax paper, boiled football leather... dog breath. We're not hitch-hiking anymore, we're riding!
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MisterMyco
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: Koala Koolio]
#5297177 - 02/13/06 09:35 PM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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or 14 one year olds!!!
-------------------- "I have never, in all my life, not for one moment, been tempted toward religion of any kind. The fact is that I feel no spiritual void. I have my philosophy of life, which does not include any aspect of the supernatural." Isaac Asimov
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_SE
Pseudo Reality
Registered: 01/30/06
Posts: 33
Loc: Twighlight Zone
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: MisterMyco]
#5297183 - 02/13/06 09:37 PM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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christ, why don't you purchase a can of caviar and masturbate to that
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MisterMyco
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: _SE]
#5297197 - 02/13/06 09:41 PM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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I might get a digicam for this event. I like the "how many tongues can fit on my cock" game, maybe we'll play "who can deepthroat the most" game as well. I hope no chick can do more than 6.5" or we won't have a measuring device
-------------------- "I have never, in all my life, not for one moment, been tempted toward religion of any kind. The fact is that I feel no spiritual void. I have my philosophy of life, which does not include any aspect of the supernatural." Isaac Asimov
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RuNE
bomberman
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: MisterMyco]
#5298179 - 02/14/06 06:03 AM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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Dude, ask them if they wanna try some 'new' drinks if you can't get the E. I recommend the irish carbomb. Not many ppl have heard of it.
1 - Half pint glass with Guiness beer. 1 - shotglass, filled half whisky, half irish cream (IE: baileys)
You prep everyone. Sit in a circle, and everyone drops the shotglass into the beer at the same time, and chugs the whole thing.
The theory is, the guiness is bitter as fuck, but the irish cream gives it a sweet chaser aftertaste, and the whisky be the extra kick.
You do a few rounds of these while watching the pr0n and you i'll be surprised if you dont land a gf. ...or somekinda crazy action.
-------------------- ~Happy sailing~
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Dfekt
Your mother wouldn't approve...
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: RuNE]
#5298241 - 02/14/06 06:58 AM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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You managed to find 14 single females who have willingly agreed to spend their Valentines day in a room full of other single females watching lesbian porn? Maybe im being skeptical here but i find this a bit hard to believe...
Girls pretend that porn grosses them out at the best of times, never mind while sat in a room full of other girls they barely even know...
What are you, David Hasselhoff or something?!
-------------------- "Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit." ~Oscar Wilde
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Koala Koolio
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: Dfekt]
#5300597 - 02/14/06 08:13 PM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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So how many sex are you having?
-------------------- You're not like the others. You like the same things I do. Wax paper, boiled football leather... dog breath. We're not hitch-hiking anymore, we're riding!
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Microcosmatrix
Spiral staircasetechnician
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: MisterMyco]
#5300684 - 02/14/06 08:32 PM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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I call shenanigans
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leery11
I Tell You What!
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Quote:
MistaMiner said: What are you, David Hasselhoff or something?!
i laughed out loud!
but if this is true, remember, because you have 14 girls, people like me have no girls. And people like me have never had a girl. And for every time you get 14 more I probably go longer having never had a girl.
What I'm trying to say is why aren't I invited? Also I disbelieve that things like this are even possible.
-------------------- I am the MacDaddy of Heimlich County, I play it Straight Up Yo! ....I embrace my desire to feel the rhythm, to feel connected enough to step aside and weep like a widow, to feel inspired, to fathom the power, to witness the beauty, to bathe in the fountain, to swing on the spiral of our divinity and still be a human...... Om Namah Shivaya, I tell you What!
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nice
friend
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: leery11]
#5301043 - 02/14/06 09:46 PM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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ya right
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_SE
Pseudo Reality
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: nice]
#5304100 - 02/15/06 06:22 PM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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So how did the night go?
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HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag
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Loc: Afghanistan
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: _SE]
#5304103 - 02/15/06 06:23 PM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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He got AIDS.
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Burke Dennings
baby merchant
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Posts: 81,641
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5304106 - 02/15/06 06:24 PM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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That's what I gave my gf for Valentine's Day.
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