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OfflineMisterMyco
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My Valentines Day Porn-Party
    #5290452 - 02/11/06 11:44 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

It seems that 80% of the hotties I know are single and sad that it's V day without any guys to buy them useless shit. One girl asked what I'm doing and I said I'm going to sit at home and watch porn, like usual. She laughed and said that I should have a porn party for V'day where all the people without attachments come. So now I have about 15 chickies coming over for Valentines day to watch girl/girl porn, smoke pot, drink and not be around any other guys but me. Fish in a barrel...


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Offline_SE
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: MisterMyco]
    #5290459 - 02/11/06 11:50 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Sounds funner then what i am doing (Nothing). Yeah man, if you can't get some action with any girl their considering the factors that are involved (alcohol, porn on tv, and not to mention their is going to be 15 of em) then i would feel pretty pathetic about your ability to pick up chicks.


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OfflineInjectTruth
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: MisterMyco]
    #5290460 - 02/11/06 11:50 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Pure Genius.


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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: MisterMyco]
    #5290470 - 02/11/06 11:56 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

MisterMyco said:
It seems that 80% of the hotties I know are single and sad that it's V day without any guys to buy them useless shit.  One girl asked what I'm doing and I said I'm going to sit at home and watch porn, like usual.  She laughed and said that I should have a porn party for V'day where all the people without attachments come.  So now I have about 15 chickies coming over for Valentines day to watch girl/girl porn, smoke pot, drink and not be around any other guys but me.  Fish in a barrel...




:bowdown:


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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: InjectTruth]
    #5290536 - 02/12/06 12:27 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

InjectTruth said:
Pure Genius.




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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: Rebirtha]
    #5290559 - 02/12/06 12:34 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Can I come over??? I just want two, that'll leave you 13. Still awesome odds.


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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: TM]
    #5290673 - 02/12/06 01:37 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I got invited by this hot chick to a strip club for v-day.


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OfflineMisterMyco
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: MisterMyco]
    #5290744 - 02/12/06 03:52 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I'm wondering if I should suggest that we all eat some E or something. Not that this will turn into a 15 chick, 1 guy orgy starring "ME", but I can do what I can do to make what I want to happen, happen.



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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: Pirate_Patrick]
    #5290745 - 02/12/06 03:54 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Won't that be kinda weird? Especially at the start when everyone's sober... a load of girls sitting there and you rummaging through your porn stash on the computer to find some girl on girl stuff..

You should probably tell them to have a few drinks before arriving :thumbup:

EDIT :: and the E suggestion is excellent... I can't think of a more suitable time to roll  :cool:


Edited by Chikitta (02/12/06 03:55 AM)


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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: Chikitta]
    #5290748 - 02/12/06 03:56 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

or just have all the girls take shots first, then put on a rented porno dvd? duh :wink:


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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: lukeboots]
    #5291266 - 02/12/06 12:08 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Hand out E. Then put in a porn of girl on girl. then play strip poker, and when the E kicks in, start off with a massage train


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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party *DELETED* [Re: _SE]
    #5291339 - 02/12/06 12:44 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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Reason for deletion: Stupidity



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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5291357 - 02/12/06 12:49 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

:shocked:

Wish I'd thought of that when I was single.... damn, good idea. That could be some real entertainment!


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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: mediman0078]
    #5291371 - 02/12/06 12:52 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Maybe i should just head down to the strip club and go broke for valentines day

p.s. I've never been to a strip club


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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: MisterMyco]
    #5291380 - 02/12/06 12:56 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

You lucky bastard!


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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: Cowgold]
    #5291641 - 02/12/06 02:22 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

greatness success of this sort is a beautiful thing for us guys


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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: ShroomFan]
    #5292832 - 02/12/06 09:25 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

This is awesome.  Bonus dude :laugh:


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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: drtyfrnk]
    #5296738 - 02/13/06 08:13 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Fourteen chicks confirmed coming tomorow night, I just got back from the grocery store stocking up on stuff.  My bar is always fully stocked, so it ain't a big deal n shit.  Got a zip of nugs (not as dank as the last half that I bought, I'm saving that for just me!) , cleaned the bongs out, cleaning up my place and burning some candles to get the scent goin early :smile:


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OfflinePinballWizard
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: MisterMyco]
    #5296753 - 02/13/06 08:15 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

What movies did you get?


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OfflinePhoshaman
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Re: My Valentines Day Porn-Party [Re: PinballWizard]
    #5296769 - 02/13/06 08:19 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I somewhat believe you.

Either way, hit them all off with a piece. Sure, you'll be exhausted... but fuckin' a.

fuckin' a...


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