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Newbie without a scale!! Need some help...
    #5289677 - 02/11/06 06:56 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Hi,

I am new to the board. Great info! Here's the deal. I have done shrooms twice. Both times, someone else did all the buying, cutting, measuring etc. I just ate em! So, I was at a friends house and he opens up a BIG BAG filled with shrooms, sticks his hand in and gives me some. I don't have a metric (or any!) scale and have no idea how much I have. What I have is this: 3 stems that are about 1.5-2" apiece and one cap that is about the size of a decent sized gumball. They are a bit yellowish/green and look pretty good. They are dried. Any idea, based on what I typed, how much I have? Also, I had no problem eating them plain last time. Is it better (ie: more po

Thanks!!

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Re: Newbie without a scale!! Need some help... [Re: mikeymoves]
    #5289708 - 02/11/06 07:05 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

probably an eigth. eat them all straight up. and wash em down with fresh oj.


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Re: Newbie without a scale!! Need some help... [Re: natu]
    #5289726 - 02/11/06 07:12 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Would it be a waste to split that up between 4 people?

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Re: Newbie without a scale!! Need some help... [Re: mikeymoves]
    #5289761 - 02/11/06 07:22 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

wouldnt be a waste if you had herb. it will help yall open your minds a bit.

2 people would be better.


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Re: Newbie without a scale!! Need some help... [Re: natu]
    #5289838 - 02/11/06 07:46 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Well, here is the plan. I am going to grind everything up into one big pile, divide by 4 and just go down the hatch. Maybe wash it down with some cranberry juice.

None of us are big weedies, so that isn't going to work.

Thanks!!

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Re: Newbie without a scale!! Need some help... [Re: mikeymoves]
    #5289840 - 02/11/06 07:47 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Don't expect much... You MIGHT get some visuals but most likley you will get just a little giddy.... if that.


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Re: Newbie without a scale!! Need some help... [Re: Stonerguy]
    #5289857 - 02/11/06 07:52 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Stonerguy said:
Don't expect much...  You MIGHT get some visuals but most likley you will get just a little giddy.... if that.




^^^ what he said.

From what you described you probably have less than an eigth.  Split it between 2, not 4, if you desire some effects.  :sun:


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Re: Newbie without a scale!! Need some help... [Re: FunkyLoFi]
    #5289880 - 02/11/06 08:01 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Well, here are some new x-factors. I have some vicodin and now I am going to get some weed. This should do the trick!

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Re: Newbie without a scale!! Need some help... [Re: mikeymoves]
    #5289963 - 02/11/06 08:26 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Chill out on the vicodin unless you want to REALLY relax after the trip is over.

Ditto on the weed, unless you're approx. 2 hours into the trip and aren't feeling enough of an effect to suit you. 

Opiates tend to dull the trip (IME) and weed makes it intense/paranoid in a way that few find pleasant if you've taken a large dose of mushrooms beforehand.

Exercise caution, use baby steps, and have fun! :mushroom2:

EDIT: Am I the only one who sees a thread title like this and immediately thinks, "Step one: Buy a scale doofus!!!"?  :rolleyes: Seems like a LOT of n00b problems would get solved that way rather than providing a sentence-long text description to a bunch of people on the internet. 

To all newbies: WE DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH YOUR MUSHROOMS WEIGH ANY MORE THAN YOU DO.  BUY A SCALE ALREADY AND STOP WASTING SHROOMERY WEBSPACE. 

*sigh*

I don't like reading the same thread started 3 times every single week...


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Re: Newbie without a scale!! Need some help... [Re: WillieTomg]
    #5290052 - 02/11/06 08:50 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Dude, I apologize for not being a devoted stoner like you. I got the shrooms an hour ago, and I don't know where the hell to get scale at 9pm on a saturday and want to do them tonight. No need for the doofus.

I thought that is what these forums were for?

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Re: Newbie without a scale!! Need some help... [Re: mikeymoves]
    #5290069 - 02/11/06 09:05 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

I have a pair of scissors next to my computer.  They're small, only about 3 inches long at most, gold painted, with large handles and small blades like the kind you use to trim cuticles.  How much does it weigh?

You don't know.

Nobody knows.

Becuase I only gave a text description with questionably useful qualifying statements to accompany it.  Nobody can tell you how much your mushrooms weigh, because there are so many variables in the morphology of each individual mushroom.  Some have hollow stems.  Some are solid.  Some are short and fat, others are short but really skinny.  And you also seem to be guestimating dosage advice from the replies you get.

I honestly wouldn't be giving you shit about this if this board didn't see 500 threads EXACTLY LIKE THIS ONE where a newbie was inevitably told exactly what I'm telling you, that you can't weigh a mushroom through a description over the internet. 

You could've found all of this out with 5 seconds on the board search engine.  But instead you made the 501st thread. 

:thumbup:!!!

No deleting it now I guess...


P.S.  In case you couldn't infer it, take all the above weight guesses with a grain of salt until you get a proper scale.  Try the post office, I hear they're cheap there.  And you don't have to be a dedicated stoner to have a device on hand to know how many grams of mushroom powder you're putting into your body.  You DO have to have common sense though.  Everytime I hear a dealer say "Just eat 3 caps and 2 stems for a lvl 3" I cringe inside as yet more mushroom misinformation is passed on to the unknowing...


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