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Man walks into a mushroom trip and says...
    #5285101 - 02/10/06 09:26 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Man walks into a mushroom trip and says "I'm a realist!" . . . and laughs.

I cannot believe I actually said "I'm a realist!" whilst tripping quite intensely on Tuesday. I laughed for about half an hour.

Good times!

That is all.


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Re: Man walks into a mushroom trip and says... [Re: theorganicdomino]
    #5285109 - 02/10/06 09:27 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

:lol:

One time, I broke down laughing insanely on the floor looking at two clocks with a difference of four minutes between them.

Then i stood up, threw my arms up to the sky, and started screaming, "WHO DECIDES WHAT TIME IT IS?!!! WHO DECIDES WHAT TIME IT IS?!?!?!?!"


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Re: Man walks into a mushroom trip and says... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5285179 - 02/10/06 09:45 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: Man walks into a mushroom trip and says... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5285223 - 02/10/06 09:58 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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OneMoreRobot3021 said:
:lol:

One time, I broke down laughing insanely on the floor looking at two clocks with a difference of four minutes between them.

Then i stood up, threw my arms up to the sky, and started screaming, "WHO DECIDES WHAT TIME IT IS?!!! WHO DECIDES WHAT TIME IT IS?!?!?!?!"




Haven't done it for well over a year now.

Haha christ, I do miss tripping :frown: My favourite memory is probably either when I was rolling on the floor in pure exstacy when 'While My Guitar Gently Weeps' was on, or when me and my other tripping buddy were fighting over a 'sea stick', which we both thought contained the entire ocean. It was a blue feather duster.


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Re: Man walks into a mushroom trip and says... [Re: theorganicdomino]
    #11084446 - 09/18/09 04:07 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

I remember one time I was on shrooms, and told my friends to come over to the fence I was resting my arms on because "the view is better over here guys" once they came I directed their attention to the grass. You know that shit that grows on grass, not clover, just some shit that grows on grass? For some reason I felt myself fascinated by it so I told my friends that I was going to meet it. I clawed at the muddy, wet ground insanely laughing maniacally "HELLO SHIT THAT GROWS WITH GRASS!!!! MOTHER NATURE CHOOSES TO EXPRESS YOU IN THE SHIT THAT GROWS WITH GRASS AND ME AS HUMAN, THAT IS OUR DIFFERENCE!!!!!!!!!! AND I SAY HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I'm laughing like I'm fucking insane.

Then suddenly one of my parents friends who was walking their dog at the time comes running at us like he's gonna kill us (it was a joke of course) funny times.


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Re: Man walks into a mushroom trip and says... [Re: housecat]
    #11084581 - 09/18/09 04:36 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Me and some buddies had some mushie tea and watched Dawn Of The Dead at three in the morning in a heavily wooded area and decided to walk around afterward...

...it was amazing and scary as hell all at the same time. :awesome:


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Re: Man walks into a mushroom trip and says... [Re: theorganicdomino]
    #11084866 - 09/18/09 05:37 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

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theorganicdomino said:
Man walks into a mushroom trip and says "I'm a realist!" . . . and laughs.

I cannot believe I actually said "I'm a realist!" whilst tripping quite intensely on Tuesday. I laughed for about half an hour.

Good times!

That is all.




That is fucking awesome, I love it.

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OneMoreRobot3021 said:
:lol:

One time, I broke down laughing insanely on the floor looking at two clocks with a difference of four minutes between them.

Then i stood up, threw my arms up to the sky, and started screaming, "WHO DECIDES WHAT TIME IT IS?!!! WHO DECIDES WHAT TIME IT IS?!?!?!?!"





Yes sir. I've done something very similar before on mushrooms, one of the best laughs of my life.
I live for that type of thing.


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I've been knocking from the inside.” - Rumi

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Re: Man walks into a mushroom trip and says... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #11085014 - 09/18/09 06:00 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

OneMoreRobot3021 said:
:lol:

One time, I broke down laughing insanely on the floor looking at two clocks with a difference of four minutes between them.

Then i stood up, threw my arms up to the sky, and started screaming, "WHO DECIDES WHAT TIME IT IS?!!! WHO DECIDES WHAT TIME IT IS?!?!?!?!"



:rofl:


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Re: Man walks into a mushroom trip and says... [Re: Frost]
    #11085021 - 09/18/09 06:01 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Upon a walk, myself and 3 other friends who were tripping on a small amount of mushrooms reached a crossroads.  We were quite unsure about which way to go, and finally decided that each of us should probably go a different way as we each had different 'paths'.  Because we didn't want to be separated, went back in the direction from which we came.


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Re: Man walks into a mushroom trip and says... [Re: CherryBom]
    #11085082 - 09/18/09 06:11 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

A man walked into this thread and asked, "who the fuck posted in this old fucking thread?"


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Re: Man walks into a mushroom trip and says... [Re: TrancedShroom]
    #11085170 - 09/18/09 06:26 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Who cares?  It's an awesome thread!


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Re: Man walks into a mushroom trip and says... [Re: CherryBom]
    #11085224 - 09/18/09 06:32 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

I hate you


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Re: Man walks into a mushroom trip and says... [Re: CherryBom]
    #11085371 - 09/18/09 06:54 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

CherryBom said:
Upon a walk, myself and 3 other friends who were tripping on a small amount of mushrooms reached a crossroads.  We were quite unsure about which way to go, and finally decided that each of us should probably go a different way as we each had different 'paths'.  Because we didn't want to be separated, went back in the direction from which we came.



Funny and endearing :laugh: I once lost track of everyone I was with the first time I tripped and when I found my friend in the family room it was such a great feeling.


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Re: Man walks into a mushroom trip and says... [Re: Thin White Duke]
    #11085447 - 09/18/09 07:07 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Christian Bale said:
Quote:

OneMoreRobot3021 said:
:lol:

One time, I broke down laughing insanely on the floor looking at two clocks with a difference of four minutes between them.

Then i stood up, threw my arms up to the sky, and started screaming, "WHO DECIDES WHAT TIME IT IS?!!! WHO DECIDES WHAT TIME IT IS?!?!?!?!"




Haven't done it for well over a year now.

Haha christ, I do miss tripping :frown: My favourite memory is probably either when I was rolling on the floor in pure exstacy when 'While My Guitar Gently Weeps' was on, or when me and my other tripping buddy were fighting over a 'sea stick', which we both thought contained the entire ocean. It was a blue feather duster.




:ilold: hard!


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Re: Man walks into a mushroom trip and says... [Re: TrancedShroom]
    #11085496 - 09/18/09 07:15 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

TrancedShroom said:
I hate you




You don't mean that.  :hippie:


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Re: Man walks into a mushroom trip and says... [Re: CherryBom]
    #11085660 - 09/18/09 07:47 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

He probably does.


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Re: Man walks into a mushroom trip and says... [Re: CherryBom]
    #11099591 - 09/21/09 10:45 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

CherryBom said:
Upon a walk, myself and 3 other friends who were tripping on a small amount of mushrooms reached a crossroads.  We were quite unsure about which way to go, and finally decided that each of us should probably go a different way as we each had different 'paths'.  Because we didn't want to be separated, went back in the direction from which we came.




I remember on my first trip, after about 3 and a half hours of tripping  we all realized that we needed to go our own seperate ways (I don't really know) so we all went to our respective homes high on mushrooms. lol, I fucking love them.


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Re: Man walks into a mushroom trip and says... [Re: housecat]
    #11099601 - 09/21/09 10:47 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

OneMoreRobot3021 said:
:lol:

One time, I broke down laughing insanely on the floor looking at two clocks with a difference of four minutes between them.

Then i stood up, threw my arms up to the sky, and started screaming, "WHO DECIDES WHAT TIME IT IS?!!! WHO DECIDES WHAT TIME IT IS?!?!?!?!"

this really makes me wanna do shrooms again! It's been 8 months!! Reminds me of one of my trips in which a fully sober girl said something, and high on mushrooms I realized what she said made no cosmic difference to the world whatsoever. Going into a fit of intense laughter, convulsion, and tears I shouted "ARE YOU GOING TO SAY SOMETHING REAL....... (convulsing, crying, laughing, unable to get the words out of my mouth) OR ARE YOU JUST ONIONNSSS!!!!"


My other friend who was also high on shrooms said "whoa man, you're fucking crazy"

Edit: Lol, I realized I'm trying to emphasize just how crazy and epic laughing on mushrooms is.


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Edited by housecat (09/21/09 10:51 AM)


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Re: Man walks into a mushroom trip and says... [Re: housecat]
    #11099652 - 09/21/09 10:56 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

8 months?  psh.. that's nothing.  i haven't tripped mushies in like.. 3 years?  a little more?  something like that.  i can't even really remember it's been so goddamn long.  it's a crying shame i tell you.


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Re: Man walks into a mushroom trip and says... [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #11099674 - 09/21/09 11:02 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Man, why the hell not? Did you have some long lasting shitty effects? To be honest I did, I kind of dealt with them. My psychadelic career was kind of crash and burn, like, I smoke pot for 2 years straight, do mushrooms a few times in within one month, then no more drugs for like 2 months, pot again for the last 6 months, I've found myself and I am craving a shroom trip. Reading the posts on this forum especially get's me wanting them.


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Re: Man walks into a mushroom trip and says... [Re: housecat]
    #11099698 - 09/21/09 11:08 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

well my last trip wasn't particularly pleasant, but i've been in a more than willing state to munch again for quite a while.  i just haven't been in a situation where i could grow, nor have i actively sought them out.  i actually tried eating some on 3 separate occasions over the last year, but they were insanely weak.  not sure why. 

for a while though, i had a stash of acid and was content to just trip off that.  now, i got nothin, and it friggin blows.  i'm working on a farm in a relatively remote village, so there's nothing to be had.  oh well.  hopefully i'll find some bud or hash at least when i start traveling again this winter.


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Re: Man walks into a mushroom trip and says... [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #11099731 - 09/21/09 11:16 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Classic thread!

I was at a party tripping with everyone at the party drunk, and circled around me.  I sat on top of a couch wearing a giant foamy zebra pimp hat and was essentially the center of attention.  I kept trying to tell dead-baby jokes, but I'd usually tell the punchline first or forget how to speak correctly.  Either way, I would erupt into fits of hysterical laughter and collapse on the couch while all the drunk folks laughed hysterically AT me.


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Re: Man walks into a mushroom trip and says... [Re: Society]
    #11108061 - 09/22/09 06:09 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

@ Society: Sounds like the kind of situation I'd love to be in, lol. I also like being the drunkest guy at the party doing the funniest shit. What can I say? I like laughing, I like making people laugh


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Re: Man walks into a mushroom trip and says... [Re: housecat]
    #11108242 - 09/22/09 06:43 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

I'm not so sure I love being the drunkest / most fucked up guy all the time.  This past weekend, I was the almost-blacked-out naked drunk guy that pushed the boundaries of his relationship and friendships in ways that I almost regret.  In my defense, almost everyone else was naked and wasted- and everybody thought I was hilarious.  Especially when I sucked Kahlua out of the carpet and drank carpet cleaner.

Two day hangover, and I now I fear drinking around other people.  I always drunkenly find ways to push the boundaries.


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Re: Man walks into a mushroom trip and says... [Re: Society]
    #11112731 - 09/23/09 01:37 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah I often end up offending people, and with my sober brain talking to me at the back of my head it tells me I shouldn't be fucking around with people like, telling people I've always hated that I've always hated them. I find that sometimes being in control is much better. You know when your drunk and you realize your offending someone but if you let their feelings get in the way it might spoil your drunk? I know it sounds totally douch-esque but I get that somteimes.

I'd much rather be in control, I'm usually pretty sensitive to the emotions of others. If I'm in a bad mood for a party I get shit faced because it blocks out my bad mood. If I'm in a good mood for a party and I'm not even drunk/high, I usually drink like 3 beers and have a few tokes. That's my ideal. :smile:


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Re: Man walks into a mushroom trip and says... [Re: housecat]
    #11112874 - 09/23/09 02:06 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

i always feel sexier when i'm drunk

*edit*

at least until i see pictures and notice i get one lazy eye when i'm drunk and weird smiles


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If there were no rewards to reap,No loving embrace to see me through
This tedious path I've chosen here,I certainly would've walked away by now.
Gonna wait it out.
If there were no desire to heal The damaged and broken met along
This tedious path I've chosen hereI certainly would've walked away by now.
And I still may ... (sigh) ... I still may.Be patient.
I must keep reminding myself of this.


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Re: Man walks into a mushroom trip and says... [Re: desiretoheal]
    #11112966 - 09/23/09 02:25 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

hahaha... that edit was gold.


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