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Re: Man walks into a mushroom trip and says... [Re: housecat]
    #11099698 - 09/21/09 11:08 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

well my last trip wasn't particularly pleasant, but i've been in a more than willing state to munch again for quite a while.  i just haven't been in a situation where i could grow, nor have i actively sought them out.  i actually tried eating some on 3 separate occasions over the last year, but they were insanely weak.  not sure why. 

for a while though, i had a stash of acid and was content to just trip off that.  now, i got nothin, and it friggin blows.  i'm working on a farm in a relatively remote village, so there's nothing to be had.  oh well.  hopefully i'll find some bud or hash at least when i start traveling again this winter.


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Re: Man walks into a mushroom trip and says... [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #11099731 - 09/21/09 11:16 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Classic thread!

I was at a party tripping with everyone at the party drunk, and circled around me.  I sat on top of a couch wearing a giant foamy zebra pimp hat and was essentially the center of attention.  I kept trying to tell dead-baby jokes, but I'd usually tell the punchline first or forget how to speak correctly.  Either way, I would erupt into fits of hysterical laughter and collapse on the couch while all the drunk folks laughed hysterically AT me.


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Re: Man walks into a mushroom trip and says... [Re: Society]
    #11108061 - 09/22/09 06:09 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

@ Society: Sounds like the kind of situation I'd love to be in, lol. I also like being the drunkest guy at the party doing the funniest shit. What can I say? I like laughing, I like making people laugh


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Re: Man walks into a mushroom trip and says... [Re: housecat]
    #11108242 - 09/22/09 06:43 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

I'm not so sure I love being the drunkest / most fucked up guy all the time.  This past weekend, I was the almost-blacked-out naked drunk guy that pushed the boundaries of his relationship and friendships in ways that I almost regret.  In my defense, almost everyone else was naked and wasted- and everybody thought I was hilarious.  Especially when I sucked Kahlua out of the carpet and drank carpet cleaner.

Two day hangover, and I now I fear drinking around other people.  I always drunkenly find ways to push the boundaries.


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Re: Man walks into a mushroom trip and says... [Re: Society]
    #11112731 - 09/23/09 01:37 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah I often end up offending people, and with my sober brain talking to me at the back of my head it tells me I shouldn't be fucking around with people like, telling people I've always hated that I've always hated them. I find that sometimes being in control is much better. You know when your drunk and you realize your offending someone but if you let their feelings get in the way it might spoil your drunk? I know it sounds totally douch-esque but I get that somteimes.

I'd much rather be in control, I'm usually pretty sensitive to the emotions of others. If I'm in a bad mood for a party I get shit faced because it blocks out my bad mood. If I'm in a good mood for a party and I'm not even drunk/high, I usually drink like 3 beers and have a few tokes. That's my ideal. :smile:


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Re: Man walks into a mushroom trip and says... [Re: housecat]
    #11112874 - 09/23/09 02:06 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

i always feel sexier when i'm drunk

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at least until i see pictures and notice i get one lazy eye when i'm drunk and weird smiles


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If there were no rewards to reap,No loving embrace to see me through
This tedious path I've chosen here,I certainly would've walked away by now.
Gonna wait it out.
If there were no desire to heal The damaged and broken met along
This tedious path I've chosen hereI certainly would've walked away by now.
And I still may ... (sigh) ... I still may.Be patient.
I must keep reminding myself of this.


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Re: Man walks into a mushroom trip and says... [Re: desiretoheal]
    #11112966 - 09/23/09 02:25 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

hahaha... that edit was gold.


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