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OfflineElectricJW
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Need help w/ passing a drug test v.Cannabis
    #5282710 - 02/09/06 05:41 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Is there any things I can do to pass a drug test for Cannabis, besides quitting? I plan to take it in a week or two, and quitting still wouldn't help.

Do the drinks @ local head shops or GNC work? If so, which ones? Also does anyone know if the basic drug tests, will test for the pH level? I'm wondering b/c I heard that putting bleach in the piss will cause a false negative, but will alter the pH significantly.


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Re: Need help w/ passing a drug test v.Cannabis [Re: ElectricJW]
    #5287150 - 02/10/06 08:07 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Anyone?


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Re: Need help w/ passing a drug test v.Cannabis [Re: ElectricJW]
    #5287159 - 02/10/06 08:09 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

if you can put off taking it for a week or 2, stopping now WILL increase your chances of passing it conciderably. Drink a ton of water and work out a lot to up your metabolism.


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Re: Need help w/ passing a drug test v.Cannabis [Re: Liz]
    #5287195 - 02/10/06 08:24 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

how oftern do you smoke? everyday? one a month?

If you smoke all the time have fun quitting.
If you smoke once a month then it only stays in your system 3 days.

Dood if you can't stop smoking for 2 weeks then you have a pretty big probelm.


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Re: Need help w/ passing a drug test v.Cannabis [Re: Fluxburn]
    #5287359 - 02/10/06 09:31 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

listen up i get drug tested once a month for court and this is the best way to pass everytime... first of all detox drinks ARE detectable abnd you will fail your test due to altered specimen...same way if you use bleach or any of that stuff, results will return as altered specimen and you will fail the drug test. This way im about to tell you will make you pass everytime... here is everyting that you will need...
1) a digital thermometer (3$ or less from any drug store, grocery sotre, or walmart)
2)microwave
3) any airtight container like a jar or something
4)athletic shorts w/ cup pocket (10$ at walmart, or any sports store)...these are good because they are very tight and have a little pouch right by your balls to hold the urine
5)drug-free urine from a friend or little brother...this should not be hard to find
6) non lubircated condom (3 pack for 4$ from any drug store...they are in the red trojan box)
7) needle, nail, thumbatck, anything shrarp you can find around the house

now heres what you need to do...
1. find somebody whos cool that doesnt do drugs and get him to pee for you in an airtight container (i use a 1/2 pint jar) as close to the drug test as possible. for example if your test was on February 15th, then you would want him to pee in the jar on the 14th if possible.
2. once you have the peee in an airtight container just put it somewhere in your room until the day of your test.
3. right before you are about to leave to go take your drug test, put the pee in the microwave for about 10 seconds. (that is why i use a jar b/c it can be microwaved without having to transport it to something else)
4. when it comes out of the microwave use the thermometer to take the temp. you want it to be about 99 degrees. if it is not 99 degrees then just heat it for a few more seconds then take the temp again. if it comes out more then 99 degrees jsut let it chill on the counter and take its temp every minute or so until it cools down to the 98-100 degre range.
5. now that the pee is at the right temp you need to get it into the condom some how, you can use a funnel if you have one, or a plastic or styrofoam cup. i used a plastic cup simply by cutting a little hole in the bottom of the cup, and then putting the condom over that hole so that when i poured the pee into the cup it would flow through the hole into the condom, make sure you hold the condom snuggly around the cup so it wont slip and pee wont shoot everywhere. *NOTE: a NON LUBRICATED condoom is very important becasue the oils in a lubricated condom will float on the top and be noticeable.
6.) now that the pee is in the condom you need to tie it off at the top.
7.)make sure you are wearing your athletic shorts w/ cup pocket.
8.) put the tied condom in the cup pocket so it is holding the pee snuggly against your pubic area but the condom will not be touching your skin. (this will hold body temp for as long as you need it)
9.) if somebody is watching you take the pee test then as discretely as possible try to take the condom out and poke a hole in it, leting the pee flow into the cup. if they insist on watching you then tell them that you are very nervous and cannot pee with somebody staring at you.

i got arrested for possesion and get a drug test every month. the drug tests i take get tested for all detox agents and anything else thats not supposed to be in pee, as well as getting the temp taken to make sure it is at body temperature.

I heated the pee about an hour and 15 minutes before the drug test and it maintained body temp the enitre time even through the 45 minute drive. the athletic shorts really work great becuase they will keep the pee there securely and snuggly and you wont even notice that its there. you dont have to worry about the condom breaking either.

trust me, if you want a 100% foolproof and easy as hell way to pass your drug test then this is the way

good luck


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Re: Need help w/ passing a drug test v.Cannabis [Re: CubensisCutter]
    #5287602 - 02/10/06 11:17 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Its been a while since I had to worry about this, but i used to use Zydot. It works but always gave me diarrhea.

You have to follow the directions exactly. This drink is not detectable, because there is nothing in it which is not in food. The drink contains creatine monohydrate and vitamin B. The way it works is you drink alot of water (follow directions) to dilute your urine, and then after your urine is diluted to the point where THC metabolites are no longer detectable, you drink the Zydot and it increases the level of creatine and B vitamins in your urine. The B vitamins make it yellow, so that it looks like it is not diluted, and the creatine sets the level for the test. They test the level of creatine to see if the urine is diluted.

Stop smoking at least a few days before you test. If you smoke the day you test, nothing can help you, unless you use somebody else's piss.

I also had a device called a "Urinator". It costs me $150 but I never had the poise to pull it off.

Go with the Zydot or similar creatine drink.


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Re: Need help w/ passing a drug test v.Cannabis [Re: shroomydan]
    #5287610 - 02/10/06 11:22 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Good post. However, alot of government agencies are testing for excessive levels of creatine, too, so be careful with using it. It can still help you, but not if you take too much in the days preceding your test. This isn't true for all drug tests, but alot of places are incorporating this into their tests.


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Re: Need help w/ passing a drug test v.Cannabis [Re: shroomydan]
    #5287612 - 02/10/06 11:22 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

shroomydan said:
Stop smoking at least a few days before you test. If you smoke the day you test, nothing can help you, unless you use somebody else's piss.





Good advice from all! But you could help things along by quitting smoking now until after the test. Easier said than done if you smoke regularly, but it can be done.


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Re: Need help w/ passing a drug test v.Cannabis [Re: blissedout]
    #5287643 - 02/10/06 11:40 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

blissedout said:
Good post. However, alot of government agencies are testing for excessive levels of creatine, too, so be careful with using it. It can still help you, but not if you take too much in the days preceding your test. This isn't true for all drug tests, but alot of places are incorporating this into their tests.




if they say anything about creatine just say that you use creatine for working out... creatine is not illegal and they cannot do anything against you because you used creatine. its the same as accusing you of drinking water (used to dilute the pee).


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Re: Need help w/ passing a drug test v.Cannabis [Re: eligal]
    #5287648 - 02/10/06 11:44 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Yeah, but they can keep popping you, if they suspect you are dodging. I'm just saying to be careful and stay off of their radar. It's best to play it safe and take ToiletDuk's advice and chill until after you take the test.


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Re: Need help w/ passing a drug test v.Cannabis [Re: blissedout]
    #5288180 - 02/11/06 09:18 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

i once had this issue arise, try this:

www.passyourdrugtest.com


worth the 40.00 and 2 day wait.


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Re: Need help w/ passing a drug test v.Cannabis [Re: blissedout]
    #5338438 - 02/25/06 04:18 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: Need help w/ passing a drug test v.Cannabis [Re: ElectricJW]
    #9069916 - 10/13/08 07:25 AM (15 years, 3 months ago)

Well, this is wayyyy too late. But 2 weeks would have been plenty of time to clean up and pass a drug test. You are prolly in prison now though, so doesn't matter eh?


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Re: Need help w/ passing a drug test v.Cannabis [Re: crimsonghost]
    #9070015 - 10/13/08 08:23 AM (15 years, 3 months ago)

Come on people.  Tell ME about goldenseal please!

I've read the Erowid stuff, but it Has to work!

Let me know your experiences!


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