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OfflineInsaneMetalMan

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Trapped
    #5274182 - 02/07/06 05:04 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I conceived this notion after watching Resident Evil. Let's say you're trapped in a corner, with a door nearby. On the other side of the door lurkes rabid dogs who want to eat you. There are oncoming dogs in the room that you're in. You have no form of weapon, except for your own wits and strength. What do you do?


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Bring on the answers, take away the pain.
I fight off the demons, that make me go insane.
Looking through the hourglass, I count down the day,
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Re: Trapped [Re: InsaneMetalMan]
    #5274193 - 02/07/06 05:09 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

tap that dogs nuts


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InvisibleaNeway2sayHooray
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Re: Trapped [Re: XUL]
    #5274217 - 02/07/06 05:18 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Snap a few necks.

Damn dogs.


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InvisiblePrisoner#1
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Re: Trapped [Re: InsaneMetalMan]
    #5274220 - 02/07/06 05:20 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

keep moving, if the dog is lunging for you a down strike to the snout or the neck
should at least incapacitate it for a few moments, a kick to the sternum if the
dog is jumping from right in front of you, any animal you drop to the ground,
immediately pick it up by it's hind legs and spin it as head for the nearest hard
object, you want a great deal of momentum in all of your blows, dogs can take a
serious hit and still fight, another option to a downed animal is to smash it's
hips, stomp with both feet and all th force yo can muster, it'll slow the dogs
pursuit if it decide to come after you.


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Invisibleeligal
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Re: Trapped [Re: InsaneMetalMan]
    #5274411 - 02/07/06 06:05 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

pull some bruce lee kicks. !slap-a-dawg!

back when my mom and dad were still jsut dating, supposedly a rotweiler went to attack them and as the dog jumped up to bite, my dad bunched it in the snort, leaving it sprawled on the ground, it thne got up and ran away.


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Re: Trapped [Re: eligal]
    #5274423 - 02/07/06 06:07 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

You kick the thing like you were punting a football. Just ake sure you connect. And keep kicking like it just raped your mother.


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