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OfflineMatthewJW
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The ultimate buzzkill...
    #5272026 - 02/07/06 12:03 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

So I was with some friends, one of whom just bought a new bubbler and wanted to "Break it in" with us. One thing lead to another and we went from breaking in a bubbler to smoking...well...I don't even remember how much. Either way, we were having an awesome time, passing around his bubbler all night. 3 hours go by, it's 1:00 AM, and I've smoked more than I ever have in my entire life...completely baked, and having more fun then I ever remember having. Sounds like a grand 'ol time, right? Well, it was, until my boss called my cell phone and told me the Diet aide had quit, and she couldn't fill in because state had shown up.

That alone was enough to piss me right off...but then when I get back to the bus station, I realise "Wait...the busses stopped running hours ago, didn't they". Fair enough...I'll call my sister for a ride...but she can't make it. My only option is to walk home...which is no less than 10 miles away. Well, a little walk never killed anyone..."I'll be fine", I told myself. Then it starts to rain...and I live in western Washington, so you know when it rains...it really fuckin' rains. So I'm walking home, soaking wet...and half way back, I realise "Ahhhh, shit...these aren't my shoes"...yup, I grabbed the wrong shoes, and these damn things are, like, twice the size of my feet. I can't wear those to work, so I'd have no choice but to war my boots, which kill my feet as it is. Add that on top of having to work on a floor that is really hard on my feet, anyways...

Well, I finaly get home, and realise I had lost my brand new glass pipe, and my favorite metal pipe. Yeah, they're replaceable, but it doesn't piss me off any less. Well, I take a shower, get cleaned up...and being home no longer than an hour, I have my co-worker knocking on my door, ready to pick me up already.


And...that's about it for my story >_>. Horrible, horrible night...


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Edited by MatthewJW (02/07/06 12:07 AM)


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Re: The ultimate buzzkill... [Re: MatthewJW]
    #5272157 - 02/07/06 01:14 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

That's pretty ultimate, alright. Sorry to hear about your shitty night. No, really. I'm sorry I read that.;)


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Re: The ultimate buzzkill... [Re: blissedout]
    #5272195 - 02/07/06 01:37 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I'm sure karma will have a way of replacing it with the Ultimate Fun night sometime soon.

Sorry to say but your post gave me a good laugh (no I'm sure it was not funny at the time, but you will look back on it and laugh sometime).


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Re: The ultimate buzzkill... [Re: shrooma]
    #5272198 - 02/07/06 01:42 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

No, it was comedy. My post was meant to sound sarcastic, because I was refraining from more sarcasm, but it was seeping out, seemingly unintelligible.:crazy2:


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Re: The ultimate buzzkill... [Re: blissedout]
    #5272200 - 02/07/06 01:43 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

No, you twit! He understood! He was just saying...oh, nevermind!!:shake:These kids!


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