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coda
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bash.org
#5271997 - 02/06/06 11:51 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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<YuFFie> SO U HACKING ME THEN HUH <YuFFie> WElL I GOT NEWS FOR U MISTER I GOT MORE FIREWALL POWERS NOW SO IM SECURE AND IM USING WINDOWS 98 SO IM REALLY SECURE FROM HACKERS LIKE YOU SO YOU BETTA JUST GIVE UP CUZ U GOT NO HOPE MISTER. * YuFFie (~mirc@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) Quit (Quit: Owned.) * YuFFie (~mirc@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined # <YuFFie> HELP MY MOUSE IS MOVING BY IT SELF
anyone else visit this site? It never fails to crack me up.
-------------------- To get really high is to forget yourself. And to forget yourself is to see everything else. And to see everything else is to become an understanding molecule in evolution, a conscious tool of the universe. And I think every human being should be a conscious tool of the universe. . . . -JG i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug* -A_S (RIP your final words to me will never be forgotten)
 Don't fuck with the laughing jesus.
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eris
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Re: bash.org [Re: coda]
#5272001 - 02/06/06 11:53 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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lol, I like that place, been there a few times before.
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coda
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Re: bash.org [Re: eris]
#5272011 - 02/06/06 11:57 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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its great 
<drmason> there was this one time I was wanking to porn... <drmason> ... I kept a javascript tutorial open in another window so my parents didn't start wondering why I was always on the desktop with no windows showing <drmason> so I'm just about to splurge when I suddenly hear my dad coming up the stairs <drmason> alt-tabbed to the other window and tried to pull my boxers up... computer stalled JUST THEN as my dad was opening the door <drmason> I just stood up and was like "fuck... dad this honestly isn't what it looks like" <drmason> and he glanced at the screen and said "I sure hope so because it looks like you're masturbating to a fucking javascript tutorial"
-------------------- To get really high is to forget yourself. And to forget yourself is to see everything else. And to see everything else is to become an understanding molecule in evolution, a conscious tool of the universe. And I think every human being should be a conscious tool of the universe. . . . -JG i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug* -A_S (RIP your final words to me will never be forgotten)
 Don't fuck with the laughing jesus.
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quiver
freedrug


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Re: bash.org [Re: coda]
#5272028 - 02/07/06 12:05 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
coda said: its great 
<drmason> there was this one time I was wanking to porn... <drmason> ... I kept a javascript tutorial open in another window so my parents didn't start wondering why I was always on the desktop with no windows showing <drmason> so I'm just about to splurge when I suddenly hear my dad coming up the stairs <drmason> alt-tabbed to the other window and tried to pull my boxers up... computer stalled JUST THEN as my dad was opening the door <drmason> I just stood up and was like "fuck... dad this honestly isn't what it looks like" <drmason> and he glanced at the screen and said "I sure hope so because it looks like you're masturbating to a fucking javascript tutorial"
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eris
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Re: bash.org [Re: coda]
#5272030 - 02/07/06 12:06 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I like this one, you probably saw it, I overlooked the "top 100-200" link.
<Galactic> you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots <Galactic> I mean that is just some FUCKED UP SHIT <Galactic> the Trix rabbit, for example <Galactic> I dunno man... if I were him I'd be fucking KILLING some kids <Galactic> I remember a commercial where the fuckin rabbit WENT INTO A FUCKIN STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN FUCKIN MONEY. <Galactic> fuckin kids came outta NOWHERE and basically fuckin mug the poor stupid bitch rabbit <Galactic> "silly rabbit Trix are for kids" <Galactic> Fuckin rabbit just sits there and looks depressed. <Galactic> FUCK NO that wouldn't fly with me <Galactic> I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those fuckin bitches <Galactic> and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them bitches and THEN beat the shit out of them some more. <Galactic> and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a fuckin kid? <Galactic> I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think <Galactic> "Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him" <Galactic> NO. <Galactic> I'd be thinking <Galactic> "that's a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the FUCK was I just smoking?" <Galactic> another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast" <Galactic> last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast <Galactic> they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a fuckin grapefruit... who the FUCK eats a breakfast that big <Flaming_Duck> not me <Flaming Duck> I don't even EAT breakfast nomore <Flaming_Duck> I mean, I eat when I get up <Flaming_Duck> but the whole thought "BREAKFAST IS ONLY SERVED UNTIL SUCH AND SUCH TIME" <FLaming_Suck> bitch, you make my fucking sausage and egg sandwich when I pay you the fucking money <Flaming_Duck> don't give me that shit. <Galactic> Back to stupid cereal mascots... <Galactic> Lucky Charms. <Galactic> FUCKING LUCKY CHARMS <Galactic> Lucky can turn the fucking MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of fucking 6 year olds?!?!? <Galactic> C'mon now, Lucky. <Galactic> I KNOW your bitch ass has got to have a "Blow the fucking kids up" spell SOMEWHERE <Galactic> or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches. <Galactic> "They're after me Lucky Charms!" <Galactic> .... <Galactic> KILL THEM, BITCH! <Galactic> I dunno why I went off on this rant here <Galactic> it's just always bothered me."
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coda
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Re: bash.org [Re: coda]
#5272031 - 02/07/06 12:07 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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<Sabdo> on one of those speech-to-text programs my friend ripped ass onto the mic. <Sabdo> and it typed out "France" <Sabdo> we were like, wtf?
-------------------- To get really high is to forget yourself. And to forget yourself is to see everything else. And to see everything else is to become an understanding molecule in evolution, a conscious tool of the universe. And I think every human being should be a conscious tool of the universe. . . . -JG i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug* -A_S (RIP your final words to me will never be forgotten)
 Don't fuck with the laughing jesus.
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Redstorm
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Re: bash.org [Re: coda]
#5272039 - 02/07/06 12:11 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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What are these quotes from? It looks like IRC.
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coda
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Re: bash.org [Re: coda]
#5272047 - 02/07/06 12:12 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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yup 
<Casey8> Diana Ross' husband died <Tarrier> how <Casey8> fell while climbing in South Africa or something <JennAway> that's sad <Bubbaprog> i guess there is a mountain high enough
-------------------- To get really high is to forget yourself. And to forget yourself is to see everything else. And to see everything else is to become an understanding molecule in evolution, a conscious tool of the universe. And I think every human being should be a conscious tool of the universe. . . . -JG i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug* -A_S (RIP your final words to me will never be forgotten)
 Don't fuck with the laughing jesus.
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