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Offlinegluke bastid
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Haiku
    #5270882 - 02/06/06 07:01 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

"closing time"


Ceiling vents for Breeze
Paper crumpled in denim
Student shoulders bag


submit yours!  :cool:


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Society in every form is a blessing,
but government at its best is but a necessary evil
 
- Thomas Paine


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Invisiblekaniz
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Re: Haiku [Re: gluke bastid]
    #5271044 - 02/06/06 07:39 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

sun held in my hand
trees bending to kiss the earth
one connectedness
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Re: Haiku [Re: kaniz]
    #5271050 - 02/06/06 07:42 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

penis penis yea
throbbing penis of magic
yum yum yum penis


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Re: Haiku [Re: TheCow]
    #5272901 - 02/07/06 10:51 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Nice!
Inspired two more:


opening a book
the penis resting in bed
is alive and dead

Sweat shines the hot spines
yummy penis, woman grins
red hand strikes wet skin


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Re: Haiku [Re: gluke bastid]
    #5273200 - 02/07/06 12:13 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

awaiting my fate
perhaps i will be expelled
only time will tell


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OfflineJacquesCousteau
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Re: Haiku [Re: freddurgan]
    #5273357 - 02/07/06 12:50 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

It's grown cold in here.
Though I'm wearing three layers
of long underwear.


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Re: Haiku [Re: JacquesCousteau]
    #5273548 - 02/07/06 01:41 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I'm sick and weary
My body aches; head compressed
At least I miss work.


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Re: Haiku [Re: Blastrid]
    #5273875 - 02/07/06 03:16 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I am here at work
Surfing instead of working
I need a new job


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Re: Haiku [Re: ShattrdHarlequin]
    #5274048 - 02/07/06 04:21 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)


the printer is down
girl in black shoes sighs a pout
and calls the help desk


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Re: Haiku [Re: gluke bastid]
    #5275833 - 02/07/06 11:46 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

i take a number
settle down feverishly
and collect payment


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Re: Haiku [Re: TheQueen]
    #5276266 - 02/08/06 04:01 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

The shout of the world seems gone
but it's collected
in the hollowed stump of oak.


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Re: Haiku [Re: Lakefingers]
    #5276510 - 02/08/06 08:10 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

McDonald's breakfast.
It's great when it's hot and fresh..
but sometimes it's not. :frown:


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Re: Haiku [Re: JacquesCousteau]
    #5276561 - 02/08/06 08:41 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Hey, did I mention
this thread totally kicks ass?
Haikus rock my socks.


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Re: Haiku [Re: JacquesCousteau]
    #5276674 - 02/08/06 09:29 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

This thread does kick ass
the moments are captured well
poems are the shit


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Re: Haiku [Re: freddurgan]
    #5276756 - 02/08/06 10:05 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Your avatar rocks.
There's just something about it...
Where did it come from?  :grin:


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Re: Haiku [Re: JacquesCousteau]
    #5276901 - 02/08/06 10:45 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

My crotch was all frustrated
and I was alone
so I came on some T.P.


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Re: Haiku [Re: Lakefingers]
    #5281301 - 02/09/06 10:40 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)


Cold wind down the lane
Young ladies walk by in pairs
Phone rings, hit ignore



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Re: Haiku [Re: JacquesCousteau]
    #5281380 - 02/09/06 11:07 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

the puppet kicks ass
so aptly named flat eric
by mr. oizo


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Re: Haiku [Re: freddurgan]
    #5281509 - 02/09/06 11:55 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Sweeeeeeet.

...d'oh!


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Re: Haiku [Re: JacquesCousteau]
    #5281640 - 02/09/06 12:37 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)



not a haiku, but
full of sweetness and despair
a fine poem still



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