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LuciferSam
no turn leftunstoned


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Dictionary corner
#5269723 - 02/06/06 02:42 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 40-ish.........................................49 Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone Average looking..................................Ugly Beautiful...........................Pathological liar Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills Emotionally secure......................On medication Feminist.......................................Fat Free spirit....................................Junkie Fun.........................................Annoying New-Age.................Body hair in the wrong places Open-minded.................................Desperate Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk Voluptuous...................................Very Fat Large frame................................Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker
DICTIONARY OF WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want... 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = you're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = you better not 8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = is that all you ever think about?
DICTIONARY OF MEN'S ENGLISH: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's go to bed now 6. I am bored = Do you want to go to bed? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to go to bed with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to go to bed with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to go to bed with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to go to bed with you 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
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Charles
I eat bugs.

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Re: Dictionary corner [Re: LuciferSam]
#5269742 - 02/06/06 02:48 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Ah, nothing brings a smile to my face like a bit of misogynistic plagiarism.
All in good fun though I guess.
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OneMoreRobot3021


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Re: Dictionary corner [Re: Charles]
#5269747 - 02/06/06 02:49 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Plagiarism? Usually when someone makes a post like that, I don't think they're trying to take credit for writing what they posted.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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LuciferSam
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Re: Dictionary corner [Re: Charles]
#5269753 - 02/06/06 02:49 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Charles said: Ah, nothing brings a smile to my face like a bit of misogynistic plagiarism.
All in good fun though I guess.
Oh Christ!!!!
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LuciferSam
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Quote:
OneMoreRobot3021 said: Plagiarism? Usually when someone makes a post like that, I don't think they're trying to take credit for writing what they posted.
Ctrl C
then
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OneMoreRobot3021


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Re: Dictionary corner [Re: LuciferSam]
#5269759 - 02/06/06 02:51 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Sharing is caring.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Prisoner#1
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better discuss that with microsoft
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Charles
I eat bugs.

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I know, sharing is fine. But it's good to give an indicator of where you got something, or just that you found it online. Even though it may be painfully obvious that you just grabbed it off the web.
Forgive me if I sounded snarky, I'm just used to another board where quoting or reposting without source is not dealt with politely. Wasn't trying to be a bitch about it.
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wrestler_az
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Re: Dictionary corner [Re: Charles]
#5269822 - 02/06/06 03:08 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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-------------------- how's your WOW?
Edited by yageman (04/20/06 4:20 PM)
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