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OfflineLuciferSam
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Dictionary corner
    #5269723 - 02/06/06 02:42 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish.........................................49
Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone
Average looking..................................Ugly
Beautiful...........................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure......................On medication
Feminist.......................................Fat
Free spirit....................................Junkie
Fun.........................................Annoying
New-Age.................Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded.................................Desperate
Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk
Voluptuous...................................Very Fat
Large frame................................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker


DICTIONARY OF WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want...
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = is that all you ever think about?


DICTIONARY OF MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's go to bed now
6. I am bored = Do you want to go to bed?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to go to bed with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to go to bed with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to go to bed with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to go to bed with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay


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Re: Dictionary corner [Re: LuciferSam]
    #5269742 - 02/06/06 02:48 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Ah, nothing brings a smile to my face like a bit of misogynistic plagiarism.

All in good fun though I guess.


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Re: Dictionary corner [Re: Charles]
    #5269747 - 02/06/06 02:49 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Plagiarism? Usually when someone makes a post like that, I don't think they're trying to take credit for writing what they posted.


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Re: Dictionary corner [Re: Charles]
    #5269753 - 02/06/06 02:49 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Charles said:
Ah, nothing brings a smile to my face like a bit of misogynistic plagiarism.

All in good fun though I guess.




Oh Christ!!!!    :rolleyes:


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Re: Dictionary corner [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5269755 - 02/06/06 02:51 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

OneMoreRobot3021 said:
Plagiarism?  Usually when someone makes a post like that, I don't think they're trying to take credit for writing what they posted.




Ctrl C

then

Ctrl V

:thumbup:


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Re: Dictionary corner [Re: LuciferSam]
    #5269759 - 02/06/06 02:51 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Sharing is caring. :flowstone:


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-Erik Davis


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Re: Dictionary corner [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5269767 - 02/06/06 02:52 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

better discuss that with microsoft


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Re: Dictionary corner [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5269785 - 02/06/06 02:59 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I know, sharing is fine. But it's good to give an indicator of where you got something, or just that you found it online. Even though it may be painfully obvious that you just grabbed it off the web.

Forgive me if I sounded snarky, I'm just used to another board where quoting or reposting without source is not dealt with politely. Wasn't trying to be a bitch about it.


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Re: Dictionary corner [Re: Charles]
    #5269822 - 02/06/06 03:08 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

did a quick google search, found this...

http://www.anvari.org/fun/Gender/Dictionary_Explaining_Womens_Personal_Ads.html

close enough a source for ya?

:smirk:


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