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Re: Its Official [Re: eligal]
    #5265547 - 02/05/06 09:21 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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eligal said:
actually i didnt learn a thing from it...
what was i supposed to learn?? not to drink and drive?? i already told you, i knew it was wrong, but anyone who has ever drank knows that there are times when common sense flies out the window (maybe some of you dont drink enough... lol).




I've been so drunk that I woke up in a pile of cow shit on the edge of some
woods, I had no idea where I was when I awoke, I had only a few vague memories
of my adventure to that location that included a fall that should have hurt me
badly and of course running into dozens of trees. I was scraped up and crusted
with blood and I also remember looking in my car, seeing a friend that was
passed out in the passenger seat and another in the back seat, I droped the keys
under the seat and deciding to walk 4 miles to my house because I know what kind
of menace I am sober and knew that I wouldnt be a better driver when I was drunk

a couple of things I've learned about people that get DUIs, they rationalize any
excuse to claim they are capable of driving, thy often tell themselves they
drive better when they're drunk and try to convince others, if that were the
case they wouldnt have a DUI on their record and their car wouldnt be wrapped
around a tree in some guys yard, they try and convince themselves they are
not that drunk and driving shouldnt be a problem, they learn they're wrong

what people need to learn is something I've learned by watching others, family
and friends that have had DUIs, many of them multiple times, my stepfather
had 8 before the courts actualy did something, back in the 70's the laws were
much more leinient. He showed up drunk for DUI school and they sent him home,
knnowing he had driven there.

Anyway, learn to impose limits on yourself, for me after 2 drinks I may be
capable of driving but I wont drive for at least 3 hours, after 4 drinks
someone else will have to drive, more than 4 drinks and I usualy just decide
to sleep in the car because I'm on a bender. When it comes to designated
drivers, I'm willing to allow the a couple drinks but at the point I see them
order a 3rd drink, I stop drinking, I wont be getting screwed because my DD
drank more than me and insists he needs to go home after closing time.

if you are incapable of setting limits and sticking to them, you probably aren't
responsible enough to have both the privelidge of driving and the luxury of
drinking, this makes me sound like a dick but to be honest, if I can go 22 years
without a DUI, being from a family of alcoholcs and drug addicts then anyone
can. The most important thing to remember, if your excuse wont work with the
cops, it shouldnt be working for you.

if you get caught driving on your suspension, they'll add another year, get
caught a second time, they'll take it for 5 years, just something to keep in mind


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Re: Its Official [Re: lwo]
    #5265595 - 02/05/06 09:53 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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lwo said:
Your life changed for the better, right?
Sometimes it takes some serious bullshit to see the sunshine.
I just hope my luck holds out on me. And that I stay smart




Yes, of course it's changed for the better.


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Re: Its Official [Re: eligal]
    #5265626 - 02/05/06 10:09 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

My 24 year old uncle was driving drunk late one night, in his brand new '96 turbo eclipse, his pride and joy. Going down some back country roads that he knew like the back of his hand. His best friend since elementary school was in the passenger seat. They were coming back from a restaraunt where they had drank one or two pitchers of beer. They hit a slight curve at 120mph and he lost control, an animal was in the road and he swerved to avoid it..overcompensating. The car hit a ditch and flipped 12 times as it flew over 200 yards before landing in some guys front yard. He died. He was my only role model and my best friend, and one of the smartest guys I have ever known. His best friend was ejected from the window and is paralyzed from the neck down, I haven't seen him since. He couldn't even come to the funeral, since he was in the hospital. It was the saddest day, week, month, and year of my life. My entire family was completely devastated. He was the youngest of 6 kids. Even though I know his spirit is at peace on the other side, it still brings tears to my eyes to think about it. So young. I'll be 24 in 10 days. And next month marks the 10 year anniversary of his death.


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Re: Its Official [Re: Shroomism]
    #5265706 - 02/05/06 10:41 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Please don't drink and drive.


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Re: Its Official [Re: Shroomism]
    #5265713 - 02/05/06 10:42 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

That's a sad story. Unfortunately, they happen far to often.

:hug:


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Re: Its Official [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #5265740 - 02/05/06 10:56 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

You should have seen the car.. it was crumpled in every possible direction, nothing was right.

I have been hit by a drunk driver too, when I was 7. I was riding my bike in the street and this guy hit me head-on. My bike went under the car, but luckily I went over it. My head cracked the windshield, and I skid on the road for about 50 feet. I remember everything.. the impact.. the blur of colors as I spun through the air.. the people crowding around me.. my parents running up screaming thinking I was dead.. the helicopter picking me up.. I got angry because they had me strapped down and wouldn't let me look out the window. I didn't break anything though, it was a miracle.. except a fractured leg, and thousands of pieces of glass and gravel and dirt embedded under my skin all down my ass and thighs and legs.. they had to pick it out with tweezers for hours. That was the worst part.


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Re: Its Official [Re: coda]
    #5265898 - 02/05/06 11:55 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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coda said:
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I say "lucky enough" because they can't detect acid in the system without a spinal tap, so I was let go.




Bullshit, they can detect LSD in your system if they are looking for it, ESPECIALLY if they have you while you're still tripping.



Well, they didn't manage to detect it in my blood, and they were definitely looking for it. :shrug:


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Re: Its Official [Re: Silversoul]
    #5266165 - 02/05/06 01:02 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

LSD detection in urinalysis. Like i said, they can detect the presence of LSD if they really wanted to.


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i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug*

-A_S (RIP your final words to me will never be forgotten)



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Re: Its Official [Re: coda]
    #5266518 - 02/05/06 02:37 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Well, they really wanted to, and they didn't.


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Re: Its Official [Re: eligal]
    #5267178 - 02/05/06 07:50 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Probly cuz you were driving eligaly.
















....sorry, i couldnt resist.  :shrug:


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Re: Its Official [Re: RuNE]
    #5267206 - 02/05/06 08:01 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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RuNE said:
Probly cuz you were driving eligaly.
















....sorry, i couldnt resist.  :shrug:


:sun:





lol  :thumbup:


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Re: Its Official [Re: eligal]
    #5267287 - 02/05/06 08:22 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

i made the mistake once. fortunately i made it home fine and i realized how drunk i was and that i should never do that again...


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Re: Its Official [Re: eligal]
    #5267314 - 02/05/06 08:27 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

dude no shit, same here, i just bought my car, had it for 4 days and BAM 6 month suspension.


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Re: Its Official [Re: eligal]
    #5267404 - 02/05/06 08:47 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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eligal said:
The DMV has taken away my drivers license for a year.

I also have to go to DUI program meetings...

This sucks :frown:




hahahah shouldn't have driven home i guess.


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Re: Its Official [Re: eligal]
    #5267626 - 02/05/06 09:34 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

in my state, you lose your license for 6 months for any drug conviction, whether you're anywhere near a car or not. i got nailed for two drug offenses stemming from the same incident... no driving for me in '06.

i've never driven drunk, never been in an accident, and never gotten a ticket. after this suspension is done i'll have 15 months of no license racked up.  :thumbdown:

fortunately i live in a place where a car is not a requirement.


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Re: Its Official [Re: wilshire]
    #5267645 - 02/05/06 09:39 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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wilshire said:
in my state, you lose your license for 6 months for any drug conviction, whether you're anywhere near a car or not.




Let me guess.... Florida


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Re: Its Official [Re: Shroomism]
    #5267657 - 02/05/06 09:45 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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Shroomism said:
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wilshire said:
in my state, you lose your license for 6 months for any drug conviction, whether you're anywhere near a car or not.




Let me guess.... Florida




Im in SC and have court next week. I am so hopeing this dosn't happen to me.


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