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OfflineSoulSurfer
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Read this alone
    #5263929 - 02/04/06 07:55 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

A girl was killed in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post on this thread, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded...

hahaha


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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: Read this alone [Re: SoulSurfer]
    #5263944 - 02/04/06 07:57 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Jesus Christ. I was just going to masturbate but this just killed my mood.


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OfflineCubensisCutter
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Re: Read this alone [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5263946 - 02/04/06 07:58 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

God Damn canadians!


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Invisibleeligal
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Re: Read this alone [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5263950 - 02/04/06 07:58 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
Jesus Christ.  I was just going to masturbate but this just killed my mood.




:tongue:


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OfflineIAmTheWalrus212
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Re: Read this alone [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5263959 - 02/04/06 08:00 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Strange... I didn't want to masturbate before reading this but now I have a raging hard on.


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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: Read this alone [Re: IAmTheWalrus212]
    #5263966 - 02/04/06 08:00 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Well, you are from OTD. I'm not surprised.


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OfflineRedstorm
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Re: Read this alone [Re: IAmTheWalrus212]
    #5263968 - 02/04/06 08:01 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Now she can descend from the ceiling onto my rock-hard erection.


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Re: Read this alone [Re: SoulSurfer]
    #5263969 - 02/04/06 08:01 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Thanks for the worst thread I've ever seen.


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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: Read this alone [Re: Redstorm]
    #5263972 - 02/04/06 08:02 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Your girl is fucking her artsy ex right now.


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OfflineRedstorm
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Re: Read this alone [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5263973 - 02/04/06 08:02 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

:lol:


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OfflineIAmTheWalrus212
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Re: Read this alone [Re: Redstorm]
    #5263974 - 02/04/06 08:02 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

:yesnod:


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InvisibleHELLA_TIGHT
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Re: Read this alone [Re: Redstorm]
    #5263976 - 02/04/06 08:02 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Too bad he didn't stab her, then you'd at least have some good holes to fuck.


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OfflineIAmTheWalrus212
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Re: Read this alone [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5263978 - 02/04/06 08:03 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)



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OfflineRedstorm
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Re: Read this alone [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5263979 - 02/04/06 08:03 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

She still has a few good holes to enter.


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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: Read this alone [Re: IAmTheWalrus212]
    #5263983 - 02/04/06 08:04 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Good head x-ray. When did you get that taken?


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OfflineIAmTheWalrus212
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Re: Read this alone [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5264027 - 02/04/06 08:10 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

:kiss:

I did that x-ray.  I sucked my own cock after shooting it up with PCP and took the x-ray.



Is it just me or do I have a condom on in that picture?


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Offlinedanlennon3
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Re: Read this alone [Re: IAmTheWalrus212]
    #5265064 - 02/05/06 01:25 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

i wanna see this scary girl on my ceiling. how do i see her?


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InvisibleKoala Koolio
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Re: Read this alone [Re: danlennon3]
    #5265112 - 02/05/06 01:49 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Good thing I have ADD, and tend to skim over stupid annoying words. No chant here. Stupid dead girl.


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Re: Read this alone [Re: SoulSurfer]
    #5265136 - 02/05/06 02:02 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

This thread kinda brings up, uhhh... retardamo. Uhhmmm... are you just trying to catching coming down shroomers, cause if you are, you are a muthafuck.


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Re: Read this alone [Re: mecreateme]
    #5265139 - 02/05/06 02:04 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

lol.  Hey, i know you (sort of) :waves: :smile:


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i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug*

-A_S (RIP your final words to me will never be forgotten)



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