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SoulSurfer
Killer of Giants


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Read this alone
#5263929 - 02/04/06 07:55 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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A girl was killed in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post on this thread, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded...
hahaha
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RandalFlagg
Stranger
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Re: Read this alone [Re: SoulSurfer]
#5263944 - 02/04/06 07:57 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Jesus Christ. I was just going to masturbate but this just killed my mood.
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CubensisCutter
mycologist


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God Damn canadians!
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eligal
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Quote:
RandalFlagg said: Jesus Christ. I was just going to masturbate but this just killed my mood.
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IAmTheWalrus212
LIL WEEZY


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Strange... I didn't want to masturbate before reading this but now I have a raging hard on.
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RandalFlagg
Stranger
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Well, you are from OTD. I'm not surprised.
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Redstorm
Prince of Bugs



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Now she can descend from the ceiling onto my rock-hard erection.
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HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag


Registered: 08/19/03
Posts: 84,387
Loc: Afghanistan
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Re: Read this alone [Re: SoulSurfer]
#5263969 - 02/04/06 08:01 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Thanks for the worst thread I've ever seen.
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RandalFlagg
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Re: Read this alone [Re: Redstorm]
#5263972 - 02/04/06 08:02 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Your girl is fucking her artsy ex right now.
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Redstorm
Prince of Bugs



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IAmTheWalrus212
LIL WEEZY


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Re: Read this alone [Re: Redstorm]
#5263974 - 02/04/06 08:02 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag


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Re: Read this alone [Re: Redstorm]
#5263976 - 02/04/06 08:02 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Too bad he didn't stab her, then you'd at least have some good holes to fuck.
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IAmTheWalrus212
LIL WEEZY


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Redstorm
Prince of Bugs



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She still has a few good holes to enter.
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RandalFlagg
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Good head x-ray. When did you get that taken?
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IAmTheWalrus212
LIL WEEZY


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I did that x-ray. I sucked my own cock after shooting it up with PCP and took the x-ray.
Is it just me or do I have a condom on in that picture?
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danlennon3
LivingIsEasyWithEyesClosed.....


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i wanna see this scary girl on my ceiling. how do i see her?
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Koala Koolio
TTAGGGTTAGGGTTAGGGTTAGGG

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Re: Read this alone [Re: danlennon3]
#5265112 - 02/05/06 01:49 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Good thing I have ADD, and tend to skim over stupid annoying words. No chant here. Stupid dead girl.
-------------------- You're not like the others. You like the same things I do. Wax paper, boiled football leather... dog breath. We're not hitch-hiking anymore, we're riding!
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mecreateme
YoUisMEEMsiUoY


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Re: Read this alone [Re: SoulSurfer]
#5265136 - 02/05/06 02:02 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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This thread kinda brings up, uhhh... retardamo. Uhhmmm... are you just trying to catching coming down shroomers, cause if you are, you are a muthafuck.
-------------------- No ONE wants to know the ultimate TRUTH, as soon as YOU find IT out, YOU want to forget IT. You are everything's way of feeling itself. Happy Schwag, everygodly!
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coda
Banjo Goiter


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Re: Read this alone [Re: mecreateme]
#5265139 - 02/05/06 02:04 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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lol. Hey, i know you (sort of) :waves:
-------------------- To get really high is to forget yourself. And to forget yourself is to see everything else. And to see everything else is to become an understanding molecule in evolution, a conscious tool of the universe. And I think every human being should be a conscious tool of the universe. . . . -JG i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug* -A_S (RIP your final words to me will never be forgotten)
 Don't fuck with the laughing jesus.
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