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    #5262359 - 02/04/06 12:16 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

sup doods. What a night.

well I was drinkin hard, and with me being drunk my friends persuaded me to light up with them. So there it went. If I blaze and drink at the same time, I get so fucked up. I dont remember anything from last night. I woke up in my bed and my sock was soaked. My roomate said when I was undressing for bed I was throwing my cloths all over the room. :wink:


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Re: sheiiiiiiii main [Re: XUL]
    #5262374 - 02/04/06 12:21 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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XUL said:
I woke up in my bed and my sock was soaked.




You fill in the blank.


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Re: sheiiiiiiii main [Re: XUL]
    #5262380 - 02/04/06 12:23 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Shit man, thats teh damndest thing,
Last night I was drinking a lot too, and this morning I woke up to find my favorite pair of jeans just drenched in piss. The only explanation I can think of is last night when I took a piss before I slept, I was too wasted to even take my pants off. I am pretty sure thats what happened :doh:


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Re: sheiiiiiiii main [Re: it stars saddam]
    #5262385 - 02/04/06 12:24 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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itstarssaddam said:
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XUL said:
I woke up in my bed and my sock was soaked.




You fill in the blank.




there is no blank in that sentance. bia


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Re: sheiiiiiiii main [Re: Freeker]
    #5262388 - 02/04/06 12:26 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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Shit man, thats teh damndest thing,
Last night I was drinking a lot too, and this morning I woke up to find my favorite pair of jeans just drenched in piss. The only explanation I can think of is last night when I took a piss before I slept, I was too wasted to even take my pants off. I am pretty sure thats what happened :doh:




shit man, that stinks. I had a similar situation once, waking up in pee. :smirk:


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Re: sheiiiiiiii main [Re: XUL]
    #5262392 - 02/04/06 12:26 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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XUL said:
I dont remember anything from last night.




would be the proverbial "blank" in this instance.


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Re: sheiiiiiiii main [Re: it stars saddam]
    #5262406 - 02/04/06 12:29 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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XUL said:
I dont remember anything from last night.




would be the proverbial "blank" in this instance.




no. no blank


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Re: sheiiiiiiii main [Re: XUL]
    #5262435 - 02/04/06 12:37 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

You motherfucker. It's a figure of speech, now quit being difficult. The implication was that you ejaculated into your sock, or some other equally shameless act of debauchery.


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Re: sheiiiiiiii main [Re: it stars saddam]
    #5262461 - 02/04/06 12:45 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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You motherfucker. It's a figure of speech, now quit being difficult. The implication was that you ejaculated into your sock, or some other equally shameless act of debauchery.




calm down. its not a blank. I talked to the guy who walked with me back to the dorm. He said I stepped in a giant puddle.


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Re: sheiiiiiiii main [Re: XUL]
    #5262468 - 02/04/06 12:46 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Likely story...


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Re: sheiiiiiiii main [Re: it stars saddam]
    #5262482 - 02/04/06 12:49 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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Likely story...




wait no, your right. I came back at 4 in the morning trashed and jacked into my sock.


ah I  know you kidding man. I was just playin :laugh:


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Re: sheiiiiiiii main [Re: XUL]
    #5262486 - 02/04/06 12:51 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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I came back at 4 in the morning trashed and jacked into my sock.




Who hasn't though?


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Re: sheiiiiiiii main [Re: it stars saddam]
    #5262490 - 02/04/06 12:52 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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I came back at 4 in the morning trashed and jacked into my sock.




Who hasn't though?




I did it once in highschool


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Re: sheiiiiiiii main [Re: it stars saddam]
    #5262491 - 02/04/06 12:53 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Most of the time I make the effort to get up and blow the load into a trash can


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