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freddurgan
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So I might be suspended
#5262116 - 02/04/06 10:30 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Roommate narc'd on me once for weed and then again (while he wasn't even here) for alcohol. That's my second offense in a row and I could be suspended.
That's fun.
Oh and he's a republican.
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browndustin
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Re: So I might be suspended [Re: freddurgan]
#5262120 - 02/04/06 10:31 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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You're already fucked up, may as well get violent. Gad, I hate a narc.
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RandalFlagg
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Re: So I might be suspended [Re: freddurgan]
#5262122 - 02/04/06 10:32 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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He narced on you? What a bitch. I would have moved out after the first narcing.
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DNKYD
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Re: So I might be suspended [Re: freddurgan]
#5262129 - 02/04/06 10:34 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Plant something on him, set him up with something extremely fucked up. Kiddie porn? A gun?
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daimyo
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Re: So I might be suspended [Re: DNKYD]
#5262136 - 02/04/06 10:37 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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freddurgan
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Re: So I might be suspended [Re: daimyo]
#5262176 - 02/04/06 10:56 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Yeah. First time he did it. it was for weed. He called the cops on us because he was "afraid of failing a drug test" even though I was in a room with a towel under the door, separated by a common room, and his door was closed. And we had a window open.
So he had like a 10% reason to call the cops on us.
THIS time however, he wasn't even here. He just called Housing on me and 5 other people for alcohol consumption and he WASNT EVEN HERE. It made me lose most of my faith in humanity.
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browndustin
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Re: So I might be suspended [Re: daimyo]
#5262179 - 02/04/06 10:57 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Yeah, don't get yourself in trouble any more though. Just let the little bitch know what he is, every chance you get.
Fuckin little bitch...
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Re: So I might be suspended [Re: freddurgan]
#5262193 - 02/04/06 11:05 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Smoking weed w/a roommate who dosent want it is rude.
Get your own place.
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freddurgan
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Re: So I might be suspended [Re: DieCommie]
#5262297 - 02/04/06 12:00 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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He never told us he didn't want it. He NEVER told us to our face. He just got us arrested instead.
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Re: So I might be suspended [Re: freddurgan]
#5262308 - 02/04/06 12:04 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Put drugs in his room and call the cops.
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XUL
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Re: So I might be suspended [Re: freddurgan]
#5262399 - 02/04/06 12:28 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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that sum bitch
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Shroomism
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Re: So I might be suspended [Re: freddurgan]
#5262434 - 02/04/06 12:37 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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What a piece of shit. REVENGE
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coda
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Re: So I might be suspended [Re: Shroomism]
#5262450 - 02/04/06 12:43 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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there are so many ways to get back at an evil roomate its not even funny. Make his life a living hell i say, nothing that would land him in jail, but anything that will make him question living in your dorm
-------------------- To get really high is to forget yourself. And to forget yourself is to see everything else. And to see everything else is to become an understanding molecule in evolution, a conscious tool of the universe. And I think every human being should be a conscious tool of the universe. . . . -JG i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug* -A_S (RIP your final words to me will never be forgotten)
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Re: So I might be suspended [Re: Redstorm]
#5262494 - 02/04/06 12:54 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Redstorm said: Put drugs in his room and call the cops.
Hell yeah. I'd get a gram of coke and put it in his coat or something and then call campus security on him. Express how "worried" you are about his drug use and that it is spiraling out of control.
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: So I might be suspended [Re: freddurgan]
#5262501 - 02/04/06 12:56 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Stab him in his sleep.
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Re: So I might be suspended [Re: freddurgan]
#5262509 - 02/04/06 01:01 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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piss in his mouth while hes asleep
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Re: So I might be suspended [Re: Infrared]
#5262512 - 02/04/06 01:01 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Do everything you can to make his life a living hell.
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Re: So I might be suspended [Re: Shroomism]
#5262517 - 02/04/06 01:02 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Like killing his family? You sir, are SICK.
I like where you're going with this, though.
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Re: So I might be suspended [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5262534 - 02/04/06 01:10 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Well.. whatever doesn't land you in jail for 10-life
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Re: So I might be suspended [Re: Shroomism]
#5262537 - 02/04/06 01:10 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Fuck it, man.
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Re: So I might be suspended [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5262546 - 02/04/06 01:13 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I'd have no sympathy for a guy like that. None at all. There are plenty of ways you could totally fuck him over, perfectly within the law.
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Re: So I might be suspended [Re: Shroomism]
#5262552 - 02/04/06 01:15 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Get a picture of him and make a profile on some homosexual hookup site. Make a bunch of freaky posts and include personal information on the guy.
Call his parents and say he is abusing drugs and you think he needs an "intervention".
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coda
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Re: So I might be suspended [Re: coda]
#5262573 - 02/04/06 01:21 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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dose his favorite drink with a bunch of viagra.
-------------------- To get really high is to forget yourself. And to forget yourself is to see everything else. And to see everything else is to become an understanding molecule in evolution, a conscious tool of the universe. And I think every human being should be a conscious tool of the universe. . . . -JG i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug* -A_S (RIP your final words to me will never be forgotten)
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Re: So I might be suspended [Re: coda]
#5262587 - 02/04/06 01:24 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
coda said: dose his favorite drink with a bunch of viagra.
Wouldn't that be doing him a favor?
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coda
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Re: So I might be suspended [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5262591 - 02/04/06 01:24 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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not if he's a conservative republican
-------------------- To get really high is to forget yourself. And to forget yourself is to see everything else. And to see everything else is to become an understanding molecule in evolution, a conscious tool of the universe. And I think every human being should be a conscious tool of the universe. . . . -JG i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug* -A_S (RIP your final words to me will never be forgotten)
 Don't fuck with the laughing jesus.
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Re: So I might be suspended [Re: Shroomism]
#5262725 - 02/04/06 01:59 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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put roofies in his drink, then when he passes out, stick a 12 inch dildo up his ass sans lube and leave him that way, (after duck taping his hands) in the hallway of the dorm. Take pictures and post on internet. Also shave a stripe down his head and shafe his eyebrows off.
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Re: So I might be suspended [Re: freddurgan]
#5262748 - 02/04/06 02:08 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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a few ideas for you...
go to his computer and go to this site http://216.220.97.17/
that's NAMBLA's home page. make sure you click on a bunch of links on the site, and then make it a point to mention it to everyone you know, including faculty, that he's a member of that organization.
Piss in his listerine. Seriously.
Buy a bottle of Nair hair removal and replace the contents of his hair gel or shampoo with it. Make sure to get the kind in the white bottle...that kind is white and looks less weird, the other shit is pink.
If he ever has people over, especially females, make reference to a phone message you took for him from the clinic, saying that his herpes test was positive.
steal his homework and dispose of it.
Unset his alarm clock whenever possible so that he sleeps through important stuff.
Accidentally drop tacks in the common area, or where ever he happens to walk barefoot.
I'm sure I'll think of more later. I fucking hate narcs.
-------------------- Remember, remember the fifth of November The gunpowder treason and plot. I see no reason why gunpowder treason Should ever be forgot.
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Re: So I might be suspended [Re: Liz]
#5262823 - 02/04/06 02:34 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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duct tape him to his bed, place headphones on him, and play yanni: live at the acropolis on repeat at high volume.
-------------------- To get really high is to forget yourself. And to forget yourself is to see everything else. And to see everything else is to become an understanding molecule in evolution, a conscious tool of the universe. And I think every human being should be a conscious tool of the universe. . . . -JG i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug* -A_S (RIP your final words to me will never be forgotten)
 Don't fuck with the laughing jesus.
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Re: So I might be suspended [Re: coda]
#5262833 - 02/04/06 02:38 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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That sucks that he narc'd on you. And to the person who said it was rude, from what it sounds like
- its a dorm, with seperate bedrooms, connected by a common area. The guy who narced on him doesnt even sleep in the same room, and they took percautions to minimize the effects on the rest of the place. ie: towl under door, window open, as to not get smoke/smell into the rest of the dorm area.
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Re: So I might be suspended [Re: kaniz]
#5262837 - 02/04/06 02:40 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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and, fucking REGARDLESS of any of that, he could have walked over, knocked on the door, and been like "Hey, I have a problem with you doing that". He didn't. He called the cops like a little douche bag. I hate people like that.
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Re: So I might be suspended [Re: freddurgan]
#5262960 - 02/04/06 03:13 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Reminds me of a kid who used to hold his breath when we would smoke at the bus stop before school.
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Re: So I might be suspended [Re: Cherk]
#5263371 - 02/04/06 05:01 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Get a good lookin hooker with aids to sleep with him. I hate narc's If I was close to you I would beat him with a baseball bat and tell him I know hes the one that rape my sister.
Do something, Then tell us about it.
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