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InvisibleShroomismM
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Re: So I might be suspended [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5262546 - 02/04/06 01:13 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I'd have no sympathy for a guy like that. None at all.
There are plenty of ways you could totally fuck him over, perfectly within the law.


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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: So I might be suspended [Re: Shroomism]
    #5262552 - 02/04/06 01:15 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Get a picture of him and make a profile on some homosexual hookup site. Make a bunch of freaky posts and include personal information on the guy.

Call his parents and say he is abusing drugs and you think he needs an "intervention".


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Re: So I might be suspended [Re: coda]
    #5262573 - 02/04/06 01:21 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

dose his favorite drink with a bunch of viagra.


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To get really high is to forget yourself. And to forget yourself is to see everything else. And to see everything else is to become an understanding molecule in evolution, a conscious tool of the universe. And I think every human being should be a conscious tool of the universe. . . .

-JG

i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug*

-A_S (RIP your final words to me will never be forgotten)



Don't fuck with the laughing jesus.


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Re: So I might be suspended [Re: coda]
    #5262587 - 02/04/06 01:24 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

coda said:
dose his favorite drink with a bunch of viagra.




Wouldn't that be doing him a favor?


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Offlinecoda
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Re: So I might be suspended [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5262591 - 02/04/06 01:24 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

not if he's a conservative republican :laugh:


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To get really high is to forget yourself. And to forget yourself is to see everything else. And to see everything else is to become an understanding molecule in evolution, a conscious tool of the universe. And I think every human being should be a conscious tool of the universe. . . .

-JG

i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug*

-A_S (RIP your final words to me will never be forgotten)



Don't fuck with the laughing jesus.


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InvisibleMoonshoe
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Re: So I might be suspended [Re: Shroomism]
    #5262725 - 02/04/06 01:59 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

put roofies in his drink, then when he passes out, stick a 12 inch dildo up his ass sans lube and leave him that way, (after duck taping his hands) in the hallway of the dorm. Take pictures and post on internet. Also shave a stripe down his head and shafe his eyebrows off.


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InvisibleLiz
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Re: So I might be suspended [Re: freddurgan]
    #5262748 - 02/04/06 02:08 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

a few ideas for you...

go to his computer and go to this site http://216.220.97.17/

that's NAMBLA's home page.  make sure you click on a bunch of links on the site, and then make it a point to mention it to everyone you know, including faculty, that he's a member of that organization.

Piss in his listerine.  Seriously. 

Buy a bottle of Nair hair removal and replace the contents of his hair gel or shampoo with it.  Make sure to get the kind in the white bottle...that kind is white and looks less weird, the other shit is pink. 

If he ever has people over, especially females, make reference to a phone message you took for him from the clinic, saying that his herpes test was positive. 

steal his homework and dispose of it.

Unset his alarm clock whenever possible so that he sleeps through important stuff. 

Accidentally drop tacks in the common area, or where ever he happens to walk barefoot. 

I'm sure I'll think of more later.  I fucking hate narcs.  :tongue:


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The gunpowder treason and plot.
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Re: So I might be suspended [Re: Liz]
    #5262823 - 02/04/06 02:34 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

duct tape him to his bed, place headphones on him, and play yanni: live at the acropolis on repeat at high volume.


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To get really high is to forget yourself. And to forget yourself is to see everything else. And to see everything else is to become an understanding molecule in evolution, a conscious tool of the universe. And I think every human being should be a conscious tool of the universe. . . .

-JG

i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug*

-A_S (RIP your final words to me will never be forgotten)



Don't fuck with the laughing jesus.


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Re: So I might be suspended [Re: coda]
    #5262833 - 02/04/06 02:38 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

That sucks that he narc'd on you. And to the person who said it was rude, from what it sounds like

- its a dorm, with seperate bedrooms, connected by a common area. The guy who narced on him doesnt even sleep in the same room, and they took percautions to minimize the effects on the rest of the place. ie: towl under door, window open, as to not get smoke/smell into the rest of the dorm area.


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Re: So I might be suspended [Re: kaniz]
    #5262837 - 02/04/06 02:40 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

and, fucking REGARDLESS of any of that, he could have walked over, knocked on the door, and been like "Hey, I have a problem with you doing that".  He didn't.  He called the cops like a little douche bag.  I hate people like that.  :thumbdown:


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Remember, remember the fifth of November
The gunpowder treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.




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Re: So I might be suspended [Re: freddurgan]
    #5262960 - 02/04/06 03:13 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Reminds me of a kid who used to hold his breath when we would smoke at the bus stop before school. :lol:


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Re: So I might be suspended [Re: Cherk]
    #5263371 - 02/04/06 05:01 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Get a good lookin hooker with aids to sleep with him.
I hate narc's
If I was close to you I would beat him with a baseball bat and tell him I know hes the one that rape my sister.

Do something, Then tell us about it.


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