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Adom
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positive police service
#5259732 - 02/03/06 03:42 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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This was a doozy, I tell you what. I decided this was a good afternoon to go get my oil changed. I had a 30 mile drive on a county road before I got to the quick lube so I decided to take a few bat hits. I know the guys at the quick lube so it was no big deal if my car stank a bit when I went in there.
I pulled in and locked my fucking keys in my car right in front of their garage door, blocking any other cars that may want serviced. The manager calls the cops before I get a word in and they are on their way. I hand my shit to some of the shop hands and tell them whats up, they all laughed and laughed. I wasn't very nervous since they wouldn't really have shit on me anyways. A small hispanic female cop showed up that was actually very nice. She said she couldn't open the door, I didn't even see her try. She called the local chevy dealership and had a key made for me. No one around could give me a ride so the officer offered to drive me 5 miles out of the way to go get the key. She requested I sit in the back of her police cruiser mini-van! What a fucking trip. When we got to the dealership said she was in a hurry so make it quick, they were waiting for me and it was only 2.09$. Then on the way back she got a call on her radio and really picked up the pace, she flew around a corner and a stack of clutter on the front seat fell onto her control panel and all the fucking sirens went off! I couldn't conrol my laughter, she was cussing up a storm in spanish, tossing shit onto the floor trying to get the sirens off swirving all over the fucking road, at this point I'm fucking rolling in the back seat. Finally she gets me back to the quick-lube alive and after giving much thanks I notice a very large line behind my car, 5 angry customers watched me open my car and toss my keys to the mechanic. They all had appointments, I was a walk in. They did mine first anyways.
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KaptKid
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Re: positive police service [Re: Adom]
#5259764 - 02/03/06 03:49 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Some days or crazyer than others. Glad you weren't in a wreak.
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WhiskeyClone
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Re: positive police service [Re: Adom]
#5259777 - 02/03/06 03:52 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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That was awesome. Thanks.
-------------------- Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man. For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire. Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it. ~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"
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dblaney
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Re: positive police service [Re: Adom]
#5259783 - 02/03/06 03:54 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Sounds like quite an entertaining day!
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Adom
Totally Nude

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Re: positive police service [Re: dblaney]
#5259793 - 02/03/06 03:56 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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That's no kidding, it was such a quiet day too.... then ZANG!
I've been smiling ever since.
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Kerr
Who else would I be

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Re: positive police service [Re: Adom]
#5259823 - 02/03/06 04:07 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Great story, thanks for that
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drtyfrnk
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Re: positive police service [Re: Adom]
#5259878 - 02/03/06 04:29 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Adom said: This was a doozy, I tell you what. I decided this was a good afternoon to go get my oil changed. I had a 30 mile drive on a county road before I got to the quick lube so I decided to take a few bat hits. I know the guys at the quick lube so it was no big deal if my car stank a bit when I went in there.
I pulled in and locked my fucking keys in my car right in front of their garage door, blocking any other cars that may want serviced. The manager calls the cops before I get a word in and they are on their way. I hand my shit to some of the shop hands and tell them whats up, they all laughed and laughed. I wasn't very nervous since they wouldn't really have shit on me anyways. A small hispanic female cop showed up that was actually very nice. She said she couldn't open the door, I didn't even see her try. She called the local chevy dealership and had a key made for me. No one around could give me a ride so the officer offered to drive me 5 miles out of the way to go get the key. She requested I sit in the back of her police cruiser mini-van! What a fucking trip. When we got to the dealership said she was in a hurry so make it quick, they were waiting for me and it was only 2.09$. Then on the way back she got a call on her radio and really picked up the pace, she flew around a corner and a stack of clutter on the front seat fell onto her control panel and all the fucking sirens went off! I couldn't conrol my laughter, she was cussing up a storm in spanish, tossing shit onto the floor trying to get the sirens off swirving all over the fucking road, at this point I'm fucking rolling in the back seat. Finally she gets me back to the quick-lube alive and after giving much thanks I notice a very large line behind my car, 5 angry customers watched me open my car and toss my keys to the mechanic. They all had appointments, I was a walk in. They did mine first anyways.
Wow man, that was cool 
5 shrooms for you dude! 
Loved the story
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Adom
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Re: positive police service [Re: drtyfrnk]
#5260825 - 02/03/06 09:21 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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God damn, this story is making me famous around here.
hahaahha, what a classic, I still can't believe it.
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kosmic_charlie
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Re: positive police service [Re: Adom]
#5261409 - 02/04/06 12:52 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Wow. Just, wow.
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In(di)go
People of the sun.


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Re: positive police service [Re: Adom]
#5261664 - 02/04/06 04:47 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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daimyo
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Re: positive police service [Re: Adom]
#5262112 - 02/04/06 10:27 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Good read man. Sounds like a blast 
Did you get that spicy number's number?
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