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OneMoreRobot3021


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NYC Schoolbus Driver Calls Himself "The Emperor," Appoints Dark Jedi Bullies to Beat Up Smaller Kids
#5258592 - 02/03/06 09:35 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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http://1010wins.com/topstories/local_story_034090620.html

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH this shit is hilarious.
It was Star Wars on wheels for some Staten Island children who law enforcement officials say had to obey their school bus driver's bizarre, cruel rules every morning.
Driver Michael Cianci was charged with endangering the welfare of a child after some children reported a sick game that involved stronger students allegedly beating up on weaker ones.
Authorities say the 38-year-old driver called himself The Emperor and used Star Wars characters like Jabba the Hutt to encourage his charges to follow storylines from the movie, resulting in kids pummeling each other and cutting each other's clothes with scissors -- instead of lightsabers.
Law enforcement sources told The Daily news that Cianci said he created The Death Cheese Club to discipline the middle school children, giving them names like Darth, Sith Warrior and Jabba.
A police source told the News that Cianci admitted he knew about the roughhousing but insisted he didn't organize it. At a court appearance, Cianci pleaded not guilty and posted $500 bail before leaving with his wife and brother-in-law.
The married father of two reportedly lives with his mother in New Jersey.
He works for the Pioneer Transportation Company, earning nearly $1,000 a week. Cianci was suspended without pay.
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Edited by OneMoreRobot3021 (02/03/06 09:37 AM)
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Krishna
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Re: Bus Driver Calls Himself "The Emperor," Appoints Dark Jedi Bullies to Beat Up Smaller Kids [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#5258599 - 02/03/06 09:37 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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i thought you were talking about the rapper, busdriver.
who cares about a bunch of little kids on staten island?
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Re: Bus Driver Calls Himself "The Emperor," Appoints Dark Jedi Bullies to Beat Up Smaller Kids [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#5258600 - 02/03/06 09:37 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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That is awesome OMR.
 
AHAHAHAHA 
And he lives with his mother?
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OneMoreRobot3021


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Re: Bus Driver Calls Himself "The Emperor," Appoints Dark Jedi Bullies to Beat Up Smaller Kids [Re: drtyfrnk]
#5258602 - 02/03/06 09:38 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Hahaha yeah and there's a guy we work with here at Google named Tim who we all agree we could imagine being the bus driver, so his knew name is Emperor.
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Re: Bus Driver Calls Himself "The Emperor," Appoints Dark Jedi Bullies to Beat Up Smaller Kids [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#5258619 - 02/03/06 09:46 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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The married father of two reportedly lives with his mother in New Jersey.
the best part.
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Re: Bus Driver Calls Himself "The Emperor," Appoints Dark Jedi Bullies to Beat Up Smaller Kids [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#5258621 - 02/03/06 09:47 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
OneMoreRobot3021 said: Hahaha yeah and there's a guy we work with here at Google named Tim who we all agree we could imagine being the bus driver, so his knew name is Emperor.
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Re: Bus Driver Calls Himself "The Emperor," Appoints Dark Jedi Bullies to Beat Up Smaller Kids [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#5258624 - 02/03/06 09:48 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I could hear this opening line coming from any anchor in NY. Turn to face the other camera, and..
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It was Star Wars on wheels for some Staten Island children....
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Re: Bus Driver Calls Himself "The Emperor," Appoints Dark Jedi Bullies to Beat Up Smaller Kids [Re: Boom]
#5258644 - 02/03/06 09:57 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I'd crack up.... no way i'd maintain composure if I had to say that on TV...
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Re: Bus Driver Calls Himself "The Emperor," Appoints Dark Jedi Bullies to Beat Up Smaller Kids [Re: mediman0078]
#5258656 - 02/03/06 10:01 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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"The married father of two reportedly lives with his mother in New Jersey."
Dammit!
/waits for people to make jersey jokes.
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Re: Bus Driver Calls Himself "The Emperor," Appoints Dark Jedi Bullies to Beat Up Smaller Kids [Re: Boom]
#5260593 - 02/03/06 08:07 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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resulting in kids ..... and cutting each other's clothes with scissors -- instead of lightsabers.
You can poke someones eye out doing that.
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Re: Bus Driver Calls Himself "The Emperor," Appoints Dark Jedi Bullies to Beat Up Smaller Kids [Re: gregorio]
#5261529 - 02/04/06 02:09 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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1,000 a week to drive a bus
sign me up
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Re: NYC Schoolbus Driver Calls Himself "The Emperor," Appoints Dark Jedi Bullies to Beat Up Smaller Kids [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#5261568 - 02/04/06 03:11 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Man, that is totally off the wall.
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Re: Bus Driver Calls Himself "The Emperor," Appoints Dark Jedi Bullies to Beat Up Smaller Kids [Re: fresh313]
#5261653 - 02/04/06 04:27 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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That is what I was thinking. That's good money. Short hours and plenty of vacation time.
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