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lordoftheshroomz
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DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW SERIOUS PPL ARE WHEN THEY SAY DONT TELL ABOUT YOUR GROWING 1
#5258446 - 02/03/06 07:51 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Hey my family of intrigued minds, i am posting on the shroomery for the first time in at least a week and a half or so. i've had a lotta crazy shit go down. this ties into staying out of legal trouble involving cultivation so i think its appropriate for this forum. This is only an imaginary story though . I figured it would have more of an effect if i described a hypothetical situation than just preach and lecture like you prolly hear all the time:
afoaf's crumbling life: It's been 3 months since ive been out of the rehab program on parole, this isnt as important as the bold face information so dont read it if you dont have time! so the past 3 weeks have redefined the figurative saying "the shit hit the fan". very quickly after getting out of the program i started smoking bud again which i knew would happen but i was certainly ok with that. what i was afraid of is being tempted to go off the deep end with the hard drugs again just from being around bud. i had a good job for about a month, but it began to affect my academic performance. I lost my job anyway due to problems with managing getting on the town bus. but i didnt lose my job a moment too soon before i had someone offering to front me an 80 piece of crack (probably my worst enemy, or at least my wallet's worst enemy out of all my addictions). if you kno a crack head you kno when they see crack within easy arms reach not much while staying non-violent can stop a crack head from it. so i there was my first relapse, the guy ended up getting like $300 at least between me and a good friend of mine. thats where it began tho, i met this beautiful smart artistic funny, loving, incredible girl whom i love more than myself at this point, and she had the burden of witnessing me have a crack attack after all my crack was gone. i was losing my grip so soon after that program too. so yea i lost my job which was a double edged sword cuz i didnt have money so at least i couldnt buy crack. but over this whole period of time, i decided i wanted to grow boom's again. before i had gotten locked up, i had never had much success. took me many tries before i could even get colonized spawn! wow its funny to remember how noobish we all were in the beginning. so yea i decided i wasnt gonna be as impatient with them, you kno checking your jars 5 times a day swearing on a stack of agar plates i noticed new growth every time. I was such a fiend i didnt feel like waiting a few days so i ate a pf cake and a horse shit cake too. the horse shit was when i knew i had a problem.
THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THIS POST PLEASE READ IT AND TAKE IT SERIOUSLY SPREAD THIS MESSAGE
now i decided that since i was starting in a new school in a new town i had moved to, i would grow boom's cuz that would be an easy ice breaker for making friends right? that seemed like a good thing since i have serious social disabilites. but i made the mistake of telling everyone that I met who smoke bud that i grew boom's and would be having mad weight too. my brother always told me never tell anyone except for maybe MAYBE one good friend or somethin. now i totally love to shoot the shit about cultivation, its my favorite hobby! but unfortunately since the law was being broken bad things began to happen.
MISTAKE #1: telling too many ppl (too many ppl being more than one or zero)
so i started getting some success right away,( which inflated my careless ego cuz after all i had finally done a good job, how could i possibly fuck up now) finally and i fruited my first bulk tray that had some mushrooms that were actually worthwhile. man oh man i had big plans. I wanted to be the kewlest kid in town givin everybody trips all the time for some smoke or something or food or cigarettes or whatever. so i really started getting careless. the second bulk casing i had someone handed me an envelope full of cigar tobacco (it was supposed to be like an eighth of bud). so where did i go wrong there? my big fuckin set of gums was flappin away about how i have mushroomz for trade. so i ended up getting ripped off by someone i didnt kno at all really. to tell you the truth i thot he was a mad kewl dude and funny n shit cuz he was bein all nice and actin funny cuz he was all drunk and geeked. but looks can be decieving. when you break the law from the start, anything is fair game. it scares me sometimes cuz like a week ago an ak-47 with no clip was found in a bush near some big time dealers live and hang out. someone recently got murdered over some fuckin lame ass coke or something... why do ppl have to do that stuff to each other???
MISTAKE #2: Dealing with ppl i didnt really know well enough to trust
so not too long after its friday everyones gettin ready to party up cuz we either had a long weekend or somethin. but right away ppl went into town and wow, this kid must've made 10-20 sales of some blotter tabs of Lucy in theSky with Diamonds cuz ppl wanted to trip that night. while we were all hangin out in town i saw the fucker who stole my mushrooms and he said he and his friend got sick and accused me of trying to poison ppl. at first i thot he was jus bein a dick about it, but i realized it could've happened cuz they werent completely dry and they may have started to rot a bit. i kno i got really sick that way once.
Sketchy Police and Ambulance Incident #1: My girlfriend insisted on dropping some tabs that night. she bought 3 and took 2 to begin with and i asked her for the other one. she ended up leaving my apartment complex in an ambulance after a very serious psychotic episode. to give u an idea of how disconnected she was that ngiht, she took off all her clothes and ran out to the cop car with a blanket that wasnt always so wel wrapped around her. now that was not her that night cuz she's so shy sometimes she wont even change near me.
Sketchy Incident #2: I had some money and went and bougth a stupid $40 piece, i went home to smoke it in the bathroom and before i know it my dad is bangin on the door yelling to get out of the buildin cuz it was on fire. i wigged out cuz of wut i was in the middle of doing, but i quickly got out, some idiot passed out drunk as hell with food on the stove and almost got burned to death. the result of that fire was me being effectively homeless cuz i barely had a warm place to sleep at night, and the fire department threw out just bought food out of the fridge cuz they insisted it may be smoke damaged (but they left the loaf of bread sitting on the counter, which was NOT IN AN AIRTIGHT FREEZER. my dad can barely afford what we do get and so we had no food for a while, and i had live casings some fruiting, some waiting to pin, in the apartment where the fire was. they had no electricity so the airpumps and light timers and incubator were all out of commission. i eventually moved the stuff out of my apartment some of it went to a friends house the other went to my new place.
Mistake #3: Bringing the terrarium to the new apartment....why? well.... some ammount of days later i went to school and left after the second period to go finish moving stuff into my new apartment. i called my dad to let him know i was on my way, he then told me i had to get anything illegal out of his house cuz he was talking about having the police search the house if i dont.
Mistake #4: Trusting that my dad wouldn't fuck shit up like that (whats even more fucked up is that he was giving me set up materials like space heaters and timer switches, tubs, etc. knowing what they were being used for).
so i panicked hardcore and called someone to help get shit out of my room like 20 mins later. i had to throw out 2 mad nice casings, they had each produced like 4 flushes. 70 grams first 3 flushes, 4th was like 200 grams. one was i think like 4-6 brf cakes spawned to about 3-4 qts of poo horse poo, the other was like 1 qt of rye berries spawned to like 2 qts of poo. the rye berry sub depth was like 1 and a half inches. the last flush produced some fucking monsters. the brf cake spawned poo produced an 8 inch long fruit that weighed 20 grams. nothing too special but still the biggest ive grown. most of the rye berry ones were like 15-20 grams each. and god damn they were potent as fuck, heat drying them made them blue as hell and they were still ridiculously strong  
the entire day that happened though i really bugged out when we drove by cops. so yea now i know why i was retarded.
Edited by lordoftheshroomz (02/03/06 08:22 AM)
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Re: DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW SERIOUS PPL ARE WHEN THEY SAY DONT TELL ABOUT YOUR GROWING [Re: lordoftheshroomz]
#5258462 - 02/03/06 08:13 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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deary me
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Re: DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW SERIOUS PPL ARE WHEN THEY SAY DONT TELL ABOUT YOUR GROWING [Re: djalexr]
#5258468 - 02/03/06 08:17 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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It's hard to read the red..
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Re: DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW SERIOUS PPL ARE WHEN THEY SAY DONT TELL ABOUT YOUR GROWING [Re: LynchBox810]
#5258483 - 02/03/06 08:29 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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wow. i was worried that i may have been to careless, but this hypothetical makes me look like a freakin secret agent lol.
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Re: DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW SERIOUS PPL ARE WHEN THEY SAY DONT TELL ABOUT YOUR GROWING [Re: lordoftheshroomz]
#5258528 - 02/03/06 08:58 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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This belongs in our Safety and Security Forum but I really think people need to hear this. I'll let this one run for a couple of weeks before moving it.
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rDr4g0n
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Re: DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW SERIOUS PPL ARE WHEN THEY SAY DONT TELL ABOUT YOUR GROWING [Re: Wronguy]
#5258573 - 02/03/06 09:24 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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This belongs in our Safety and Security Forum but I really think people need to hear this. I let this one run for a couple of weeks before moving it.
i totally agree. i was given the impression taht growing mushrooms isnt a big deal, but post like this keep it in perspective. thanks a lot, and please let it stay in a highly visible forum! or at least move the security forum up to the top!
-------------------- i can speel... im just too lazy to sppelcheck. My first trip (good read) - Speed Leaching Poo! - My Second Trip (with art)
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Re: DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW SERIOUS PPL ARE WHEN THEY SAY DONT TELL ABOUT YOUR GROWING [Re: rDr4g0n]
#5258742 - 02/03/06 10:42 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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i dont even know what to say to this.... that all pretty absurd.
the best advice ive heard:
we all love this hobby, and of course we want to talk about it to everyone. but save it for shroomery.com, come here and brag all you want to people who will actually understand and give you props. secrets are hard to keep, this place can be an outlet for that.
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Re: DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW SERIOUS PPL ARE WHEN THEY SAY DONT TELL ABOUT YOUR GROWING [Re: Omnicracker]
#5258763 - 02/03/06 10:48 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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There are old growers and there are bold growers. There are no old bold growers.
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Re: DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW SERIOUS PPL ARE WHEN THEY SAY DONT TELL ABOUT YOUR GROWING [Re: Wronguy]
#5258861 - 02/03/06 11:23 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Wronguy said:
This belongs in our Safety and Security Forum but I really think people need to hear this. I let this one run for a couple of weeks before moving it.
Your too kind!~
I'd have moved it now.
-------------------- Laterz, Road Who the hell you callin crazy? You wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was eating froot loops on your front porch! Brainiac said: PM the names with on there names, that means they have mushrooms for sale.
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Re: DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW SERIOUS PPL ARE WHEN THEY SAY DONT TELL ABOUT YOUR GROWING [Re: Beebo]
#5258888 - 02/03/06 11:33 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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If your really trying to make a living of growing another good Idea would be to not do the drug yourself. All the Old drug dealers I have seen that is what ruined them. It wasn't so much mushrooms, It was more like crack
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Re: DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW SERIOUS PPL ARE WHEN THEY SAY DONT TELL ABOUT YOUR GROWING [Re: Dr_Mcgillicuddy]
#5258940 - 02/03/06 11:47 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Seriously though, if you are growing mushrooms just be like me. Put the growign containor in your closet with another one upsidown onotop of it so it looks like a stack of crates, hide the cords and then just don't say anything. Its not that hard, and when you grow your shrooms, save the fresh one's for yourself, not to be dicked but honestly where are you going to buy fresh shrooms, and bring over your dried ones for your pals to trip on with you. Nothing is more sucpicious then " Oh..I found this one.." and its the middle of winter.
Being secritive is a very good idea, not growing in the middle of your room, not buying your growing shit on a credit card and so on and so forth. Acting secritive however leads to alot of problems though..
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Re: DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW SERIOUS PPL ARE WHEN THEY SAY DONT TELL ABOUT YOUR GROWING [Re: Beebo]
#5258991 - 02/03/06 12:02 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Really, don't tell ANYONE. AFOAF's brother found out, the one person he thought would be cool, and told one of his friends. Needless to say, he's pissed.
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Re: DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW SERIOUS PPL ARE WHEN THEY SAY DONT TELL ABOUT YOUR GROWING [Re: Beebo]
#5259010 - 02/03/06 12:07 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I learned all these lessons when i was 14-16. Never smoked crack though, that is extreme.
You should introvert yourself more. Forget about your sorroundings and everyone in it, go grow some shrooms, and take a shit load until you achieve enlightenment.
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Re: DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW SERIOUS PPL ARE WHEN THEY SAY DONT TELL ABOUT YOUR GROWING [Re: Akira]
#5259035 - 02/03/06 12:14 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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well ive never done any other drug, except i tried weed once. im 23 already so im not some stupid young punk. i got all my stuff in a closet in the very back of my apartment. chances of someone stumbling on it are very slim since no one is allowed into my wife and my room. i think if i put a padlock or something on the closet though, that may look weird. also ive never tried shrooms, thats the reason i deceided to grow is just to try it out.
anyways, i think im pretty safe cuz the 2 people that know live with me, and i know my wife wont say anythign to anyone. i sorta hinted it though to like 2 other people. telling em i might be able to share some yummy shrooms because i might get a hookup. didnt say i would grow em or nothing though.
besides i just innoc for the first time 2 days ago and they may not even grow lol.
-------------------- i can speel... im just too lazy to sppelcheck. My first trip (good read) - Speed Leaching Poo! - My Second Trip (with art)
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Re: DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW SERIOUS PPL ARE WHEN THEY SAY DONT TELL ABOUT YOUR GROWING [Re: rDr4g0n]
#5259054 - 02/03/06 12:21 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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and i know my wife wont say anythign to anyone.
famous last words!~
I can't tell you how many times I have seen wives and girlfriends turn in their husbands or boyfriends on this board over the years!~
It has happened many times.
A BITCH will turn on you in a heart beat...during a fight!~
take heed my friend.
tc
-------------------- Laterz, Road Who the hell you callin crazy? You wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was eating froot loops on your front porch! Brainiac said: PM the names with on there names, that means they have mushrooms for sale.
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Re: DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW SERIOUS PPL ARE WHEN THEY SAY DONT TELL ABOUT YOUR GROWING [Re: lordoftheshroomz]
#5259114 - 02/03/06 12:36 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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so you knew you had a problem when you ate the horse shit? man, at least your here to tell the story and not locked up.
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Re: DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW SERIOUS PPL ARE WHEN THEY SAY DONT TELL ABOUT YOUR GROWING [Re: Roadkill]
#5259139 - 02/03/06 12:43 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Roadkill said:
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and i know my wife wont say anythign to anyone.
famous last words!~
I can't tell you how many times I have seen wives and girlfriends turn in their husbands or boyfriends on this board over the years!~
It has happened many times.
A BITCH will turn on you in a heart beat...during a fight!~
take heed my friend.
tc
He said his "wife" You said "A BITCH"
There is a difference.
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Re: DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW SERIOUS PPL ARE WHEN THEY SAY DONT TELL ABOUT YOUR GROWING [Re: Fraggin]
#5259164 - 02/03/06 12:48 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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im sure my wife could turn me in but she would be fucking herself as well ,and certainly our kids, because out the door they would be...not to mention the fact that she helps,and helps me with my buds as well ..but weve been together for 12 yrs.and growing buds for 10..hehe ....but i do know a lot of vindictive chicks
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Re: DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW SERIOUS PPL ARE WHEN THEY SAY DONT TELL ABOUT YOUR GROWING [Re: Fraggin]
#5259195 - 02/03/06 01:00 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Fraggin said:
He said his "wife" You said "A BITCH"
There is a difference.
I'm not calling his wife a bitch...relax.
I'm saying that alot of girlfriends and wives turn into vindictive BITCHES during domestic fights and will turn your ass in when they need to get the upper hand.
It's all part of the game!~
I've seen it happen many times over the years.
-------------------- Laterz, Road Who the hell you callin crazy? You wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was eating froot loops on your front porch! Brainiac said: PM the names with on there names, that means they have mushrooms for sale.
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Re: DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW SERIOUS PPL ARE WHEN THEY SAY DONT TELL ABOUT YOUR GROWING [Re: Roadkill]
#5259212 - 02/03/06 01:04 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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agreed.
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