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    #5254372 - 02/02/06 08:45 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Has anyone ever tried cleansing their colon? Last night (I think on NGC) they said 1 in every 4 people have these huge intestinal worms. Parasitic worms can get to ANY part of your body, including your heart. I was disgusted and intruiged by this.

Here's one link, google for more: http://www.drnatura.com/

For the weak of stomach - I wouldn't read the customer testimonials, kind of graphic depictions of what passed through their bodies...

Has anyone tried this? I myself would be willing to, but a lot of people are grossed out by the idea.

So, would you be up for it, or would you rather NOT know what parasites are in your body?

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Re: human parasites [Re: jmg5]
    #5254840 - 02/02/06 11:43 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

If it's truly a parasite, then one in four people is in danger of dying any minute.  It's more likely that if there really are worms, they're a mutualist that doesn't affect the body's overall function.  They might even be symbiotes, like the mites that are living on your eyelashes that pick up debris so you can see and stuff.

One of the burdens that you have to carry as a mammal is that your body is host to THOUSANDS of other organisms that depend on you for survival.  Hell, if someone isn't preaching that I need to blow out my colon two times a week, someone else is saying that I need to take probiotics to make sure I have a healthy colony of bacteria in my stomach to aid digestion. 

Live life, and just accept the grosser parts as part of the experience.  When you think about it, sex is probably the most unsanitary thing you can possibly do EVER, but that doesn't make it any less fun! 

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Re: human parasites [Re: WillieTomg]
    #5254957 - 02/02/06 12:12 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

There is truth to Colon back-up, congestion etc...the parasite thing is a little bit far-fetched. In response to the post above, bacteria is completely natural and necessary for digestive function but parasites are not...most parasites are transient though....like the pinworm, whipworms or roundworms that will cycle through over the period of a few weeks, pnot become big eneough to cause harm, population is controlled by your body. There credibility of the testimonies set aside, the accounts of members excreting huge eggs and worms is not at all natural. If you are shitting out organisms of that size in those amounts, then you are ill....you need to go to the doctor.


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Re: human parasites [Re: jmg5]
    #5255147 - 02/02/06 12:49 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

That stuff is complete bullshit. There have been a few threads on the Shroomery about it.

Don't buy their product.

Just because it makes your shit look different doesn't mean it's healthy, or 'cleansing your body'.


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Re: human parasites [Re: OrizonsHorizon]
    #5255259 - 02/02/06 01:08 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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There credibility of the testimonies set aside, the accounts of members excreting huge eggs and worms is not at all natural.  If you are shitting out organisms of that size in those amounts, then you are ill....you need to go to the doctor.




LOL that's kind of why i'd be scared to drink the stuff.  Wouldn't want to see that in the toilet. 

?Today I received the shock of my life
  ? I passed a 36 inch long flat worm?

Sick.  If the product actually does make you pass worms, you could probably drink it all your life and still pass that shit pretty frequently.

Just a fact of life I guess :smile:


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Re: human parasites [Re: jmg5]
    #5255583 - 02/02/06 02:27 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Read about the master cleanse.

Ive heard many many 1st person accounts for an array of different people reporting drastic differences in energy levels, clarity, and fulfilment after eating after doing this fast.

its basically a lemonade diet that uses cayenne to clean out the intestines and colon - just forcing the crap stuck to the inside of you, out - and furthur aiding the absorbtion of good nutrients while clearing blocks.


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Re: human parasites [Re: PDU]
    #5255602 - 02/02/06 02:32 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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PDU said:
Read about the master cleanse.

Ive heard many many 1st person accounts for an array of different people reporting drastic differences in energy levels, clarity, and fulfilment after eating after doing this fast.

its basically a lemonade diet that uses cayenne to clean out the intestines and colon - just forcing the crap stuck to the inside of you, out - and furthur aiding the absorbtion of good nutrients while clearing blocks.




First hand accounts from people? or from members on forums. I have searched forums and found this company to infiltrate forums disguising themselves as members for the purpose of advertising this product.


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Re: human parasites [Re: jmg5]
    #5255613 - 02/02/06 02:36 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Ahh, I hate the thought of worms, like tape worms or something in the stomach. And the thought of a heart worm..that makes me get all queasy, paranoid and anxious.  :frown:  :sad:


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Re: human parasites [Re: eris]
    #5255983 - 02/02/06 04:11 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

That's how these types (read: :hippie:) make their money!  Don't be fooled!


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Re: human parasites [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #5256398 - 02/02/06 05:53 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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That stuff is complete bullshit. There have been a few threads on the Shroomery about it.





Yeah, I had a picture of "mucoid plaque" as my avatar for a while.

These people are scammers.


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Re: human parasites [Re: OrizonsHorizon]
    #5257401 - 02/02/06 09:54 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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PDU said:
Read about the master cleanse.

Ive heard many many 1st person accounts for an array of different people reporting drastic differences in energy levels, clarity, and fulfilment after eating after doing this fast.

its basically a lemonade diet that uses cayenne to clean out the intestines and colon - just forcing the crap stuck to the inside of you, out - and furthur aiding the absorbtion of good nutrients while clearing blocks.




First hand accounts from people? or from members on forums. I have searched forums and found this company to infiltrate forums disguising themselves as members for the purpose of advertising this product.




the master cleanse isnt a product, it was a process devised by Stanley burroughs in the.. 30's or 40's and has been proven to aid symptoms of many human problems.

Ive met at least 12 impartial people of many different backgrounds who have recommended it to me 100% and talked to many nutritionists/healthfood store clerks who recommend it fullheartedly.

(by the way, i work for master cleanse inc.)


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Re: human parasites [Re: PDU]
    #5257680 - 02/02/06 11:24 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

if you want to do a clense, try doing a fast, like a fruit fast..everything will defently 'clear out'
and if your worried..go see a doctor, dont buy into what you heard on the tv.


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Re: human parasites [Re: jmg5]
    #5257857 - 02/03/06 12:07 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

http://www.sheilashea.com/candida.html

"Black Walnut is used to rid the body of parasites such as tape worms and as an anti-fungal for candida yeast, ringworm, athlete's foot and thrush. CAUTION: Black walnut will stop lactation if nursing. Black walnut is only one of many parasite killing herbs. See Resources and Urls."


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Re: human parasites [Re: soylent_green]
    #5257963 - 02/03/06 12:38 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

soylent_green said:
if you want to do a clense, try doing a fast, like a fruit fast..everything will defently 'clear out'
and if your worried..go see a doctor, dont buy into what you heard on the tv.




if your replying to me - thats what im talking about

heres a link to the book: web page


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Re: human parasites [Re: PDU]
    #5258396 - 02/03/06 06:46 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

So about three or four of us in this thread have worms? :mad2:


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Re: human parasites [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #5258897 - 02/03/06 11:36 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

worms arent so bad....


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Re: human parasites [Re: jmg5]
    #5258943 - 02/03/06 11:48 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I had my ass flushed..

funky shit!


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Re: human parasites [Re: soylent_green]
    #5259043 - 02/03/06 12:15 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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if you want to do a clense, try doing a fast, like a fruit fast..everything will defently 'clear out'
and if your worried..go see a doctor, dont buy into what you heard on the tv.





listen to this dude.


If you want to do a fruit cleanse.. eat nothing but fruit and drink nothing but water for a week. Like 6 oranges a day... lemons, watermelon, cherries, grapes, all that shit. Nothing but fresh, raw, fruit. As much as you want. All those toxins will come pouring out. Lemons are not fun to eat, but I guarantee, it will kill whatever harmful parasites you have down there. Oranges are just fucking amazing.. eat the hell out of them.


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Re: human parasites [Re: Shroomism]
    #5259067 - 02/03/06 12:26 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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Oranges are just fucking amazing.. 




what about tangerines?
i cant stang oranges for some reason... only orange juice.  :confused:


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Re: human parasites [Re: Shroomism]
    #5259398 - 02/03/06 01:51 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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Shroomism said:
Quote:

soylent_green said:
if you want to do a clense, try doing a fast, like a fruit fast..everything will defently 'clear out'
and if your worried..go see a doctor, dont buy into what you heard on the tv.





listen to this dude.


If you want to do a fruit cleanse.. eat nothing but fruit and drink nothing but water for a week. Like 6 oranges a day... lemons, watermelon, cherries, grapes, all that shit. Nothing but fresh, raw, fruit. As much as you want. All those toxins will come pouring out. Lemons are not fun to eat, but I guarantee, it will kill whatever harmful parasites you have down there. Oranges are just fucking amazing.. eat the hell out of them. 




Wow... this sounds really good, I think I may try this. :thumbup:


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