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Women's English & Men's English
    #5244683 - 01/30/06 11:02 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

WOMEN'S ENGLISH

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need . . . = I want.
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = I need to complain
7. Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to
8. Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead
11. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
12. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
13. You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
14. Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive
15. It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
16. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
17. I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
18. How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like

MEN'S ENGLISH

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question
8. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
12. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have
sex with you
13. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with
you within the next 3 minutes
14. Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep
person and then I'd like to have sex with you.
15. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay






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InvisiblePenguarky Tunguin
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Re: Women's English & Men's English [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #5244732 - 01/30/06 11:13 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Hahahah, beautiful...and true.


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Re: Women's English & Men's English [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5244797 - 01/30/06 11:33 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

:rofl:

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Re: Women's English & Men's English [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #5244986 - 01/31/06 12:27 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

SkorpivoMusterion said:

15. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay









lmao

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Re: Women's English & Men's English [Re: VoidOfsPg]
    #5244988 - 01/31/06 12:27 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

wtf you made me all red

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